Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.
I'm sorry to hear that. I've done such an excellent job of mastering forward time travel I was hoping that someday I would have the other way figured out.
Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.
I'm sorry to hear that. I've done such an excellent job of mastering forward time travel I was hoping that someday I would have the other way figured out
Yeah, I hate to be a debbie downer. I'd love for backwards time travel to be true too. Oh well.
So that stuff about dinosaurs and birds being basically the same thing is just nonsense? Because 'neck meat' is not the best part of a chicken, in quality or (especially) in quantity. You take the heads off chickens to kill them, or to liven up a rock concert, but not to get at the neck meat.
More importantly, have they found any evidence that the way to kill a T-Rex is to spread its jaws until either the upper or lower pallet cracks, like King Kong did?
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This is important to know, I guess, in case I get transported back in time.
Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.
I heard a paleontologist say once that tricerotops could eat logs and drink mud and prosper. I wish I had a herd of them. I bet they were tasty.
First, find a Triceratops, ...
Eustance: You are what you eat. I bet they were not tasty.
I like chicken. I do not like what a chicken eats. I'd eat a triceratops. By myself. Faster than Fred Flintstone.
Inventiveness was required back in those days because no one had yet invented the Triceratops opener.
I think the proper tool for eating a Triceratops is the chain saw.
Same way you eat an elephant-one bite at a time
Eustace Chilke said...
I heard a paleontologist say once that tricerotops could eat logs and drink mud and prosper. I wish I had a herd of them. I bet they were tasty.
Are you kidding? If I had a herd of triceratops I'd use them to clear whole swaths of fields with logs and mud. They were the goats of their time.
Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.
I'm sorry to hear that. I've done such an excellent job of mastering forward time travel I was hoping that someday I would have the other way figured out.
Then along would come a tyranosaur and kill one every now and then. You could chase the t rex off and have lunch. It's a win/win.
Of course, the real argument was over whether Triceratops meat was best smoked with hickory or mesquite.
I wonder if Jesus, riding by on a dinosaur 2,000 years ago, ever stopped to bring a triceratops back to life?
Mitchell wins the thread.
Mary Beth said...
Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.
I'm sorry to hear that. I've done such an excellent job of mastering forward time travel I was hoping that someday I would have the other way figured out
Yeah, I hate to be a debbie downer. I'd love for backwards time travel to be true too. Oh well.
So that stuff about dinosaurs and birds being basically the same thing is just nonsense? Because 'neck meat' is not the best part of a chicken, in quality or (especially) in quantity. You take the heads off chickens to kill them, or to liven up a rock concert, but not to get at the neck meat.
MadisonMan said...
This is important to know, I guess, in case I get transported back in time.
Methadras said...
Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.
What you really need to worry about is if any of the triceratops figured out forward time travel. If so, you'd better be prepared to eat one.
Triceratops were pretty dim I think. The best chance to see one time travelling forward might be if a tyranosaur brought some along for provisions.
More importantly, have they found any evidence that the way to kill a T-Rex is to spread its jaws until either the upper or lower pallet cracks, like King Kong did?
The first thing is to get the Triceratops drunk on wine. That reduces its natural fear of the Rex's smile.
Then he whispers in her ear about how much he loves her figure.
After that she will let him kiss her...then he gives that great Rex roar as he devours her.
Oh... you meant actually eating her.
Methadras said...
Don't worry about it. Backwards time travel is impossible. Under any circumstance.
Oh. With enough acid you can travel to just about anyplace.
First, find a Triceratops, ...
Check in the tops of the trees.
I think I'll stick to the bronto-burgers.
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