१३ जून, २०१२

"Handless man throws volleyball-size rock through KFC window...:

"The 46-year-old also allegedly chucked a brick through KFC’s drive-through window..."

ADDED: An element of this mystery — why did he do it? why doesn't he have hands? — is that he was (allegedly) brought into this country by the United Nations. Could it be that in his home country, he had a penchant for throwing things through windows and he was punished by having his hands cut off?

१४ टिप्पण्या:

Farmer म्हणाले...

Good for him, KFC sucks.

High-five, handless guy!

Oh. Oops.

Sofa King म्हणाले...

???

How does the United Nations just "bring someone in" to the United States? Is he a diplomat?

Michael म्हणाले...

I love the verb "chuck.". Second only to the verb "tump."

Farmer म्हणाले...

@Sofa King

Sheesh, you make it sound like they held his hand through the whole process.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

Farmer, you're cracking me up. Applause!

Oops.

dbp म्हणाले...

I wonder if handlessness is where handicapped comes from? The man seems very handy, given his condition--though employed in a criminal direction.koiduce 18

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

Not handicapped!

Handicapable!

Get with the program!

Wince म्हणाले...

Maybe he felt discriminated against by the slogan "Finger Lickin' Good"

Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

There was a woman who suffered from some kind of urge to brake windows in Wisconsin Death Trip.

jacksonjay म्हणाले...

Ernest T Bass trying to impress Charlene Darling!

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

"There was a woman who suffered from some kind of urge to brake windows in Wisconsin Death Trip."

I was going to look up that clip and embed it in the post. Glad to see you thought of that too.

edutcher म्हणाले...

Hatman's "friend".

He wanted to get in a little practice for this year's Long Hot Summer.

rehajm म्हणाले...

I love the verb "chuck."

Me too! The slightly shorter 'huck' works for me as well.

I also love it when we chuck formal units of measure and replace them with sporting goods.

ndspinelli म्हणाले...

"They fuck you @ the drive thru!!"
Leo Getz[Joe Pesci]