Oh, no!
Have you ever considered this possibility when you were having sex in the forest?
IN THE COMMENTS: AprilApple points to the part of the linked article that says the politician "will get up to $25,000 in compensation if the court rules his privacy was invaded." That does shed a different light on it — a less gentle, dappled light.
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It depends on the kink, which blog would ask?
Is there an expectation of privacy in a forest? I doubt it. It adds to the thrill. Getting caught might just be that instant karma thing. Politicians really do some of the stupidest things imaginable.
It's public! You do it in public there is a chance you get caught. My experience of sex in the forest was much more remote....
should have said public land
Boink someone in the forest and get $25,000. Good work if you can get it.
The politician trespasses on the land of a hunting club and is caught in the act by a hidden wildlife camera. He is lucky he didn't get a load of buckshot in the backside while he was rutting.
It seems unreasonable that someone should have an expectation of privacy while trespassing. The court should dismiss the case and publicize his name so that the voters can decide how law-abiding their leaders need to be.
Ich anlaste die Lederhose.
They may have a future in reality TV. That's how Kim Kardshian and Paris Hilton got their start. It didn't seem to hurt Teddy Kennedy when the photo of him shtuping a girl in a boat off Monte Carlo turned up. He did look awfully fat, though. Too many carbs.
Well, the cameras are there to view the wildlife, so who should be surprised?
It's getting so you can't see the forest for the pee-pees.
Well, the cameras are there to view the wildlife, so who should be surprised?
True. My first thought, "It is a wildlife camera."
And with all these drones flying around and game cameras like Plot Watcher snapping all day long who knows what is being viewed!
Well if one wishes to engage in public sex, don't be surprised if the public gets to see it.
Last time i did it in the forest, they didn't have stealth cams yet. Thanks for making me feel old.
As others have pointed out, the risk of geting caught is part of the thrill of outdoor sex. Doesn't mean you want to get caught, but if you want the thrill of risk...
Oh those crazy Austrians.
Michael K ... It didn't seem to hurt Teddy Kennedy when the photo of him shtuping a girl in a boat off Monte Carlo turned up
Missed that one ...did the girl survive?
What's the carbon footprint of something like that?
AllieOop said...
Oh those crazy Austrians.
Speaking Austrian all over the place.
Yodeling in Austrian even! During sex in the forest, talented bunch.
Beach at night sex beats forest sex. There are drawback to both--viz. sand and bugs.
Conservationists have long planted hidden cameras in forests to observe wildlife's natural habitat.
I guess wildlife are on to those unhidden cameras, acting unnaural and stuff.
".did the girl survive?"
I don't think it was the woman he later married. No reports.
Sex on the beach is the subject of a great Nelson DeMIlle novel about the Flight 800 crash. It's called "Nightfall."
Woods are alive with the sound of music
AllieOop said...
Yodeling in Austrian even! During sex in the forest, talented bunch.
I heard that Austrians were more into horn blowing. link
A girlfriend's friend complained about beach sex that "sand gets in everything".
A. No.
There is a wonderful email making the rounds that has a traffic camera picture of a woman with her hand around her passenger's dick. The photo was mailed to her home with the ticket for running the red light and opened by her husband who was not the passenger. Girls night out? Hahaha.
If a politician has sex in a forest and there is no camera there to see him, does it still make a scandal?
Oh, God. I hope I looked okay.
When the sun shines: we shine together.
God bless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iQRXuAo6Eg
@MichaelK
Love Neldon DeMille. Read eerything he's written. Like Hemmingway, a mans author.
Sex in the Vienna Woods. Do they not have chiggers or ticks over there? If not, sign me up. I hate when a chigger gets on my (cough#^%^$cough) Itches like the dickens, so to speak.
I was out marking bounderies one day in January several years ago, we had stopped to get our bearings. I was standing in to woods on a hillside, in the sun, which was warm with no breeze per see. I had stood there for about 3 minutes when I became aware of a rustling sound of leaves on the ground. I sytarted looking for squirrels, or a deer, or a chipmonk, but none ever came into view. The rustling sound became louder and louder.
I stopped looking for one of the larger animals, and thought"Maybe a snake?! Out sunning in the warm spot?" So I looked closer and closer to my feet. Finally, I spotted what was making the leaves rustle. Ticks. Hundreds of them. Crawling towards me!(I am not making this up) I ran out of there so fast I coulda beat Jesse Owens. And never went back either I tell you what. Creepiest thing in the world, to be hunted by insects. Fuck that. I got enough problems.
@ddh,
He is lucky he didn't get a load of buckshot in the backside while he was rutting.
"Good shooting, sir! Ever a sportsman, you got him on the rise!"
"That does shed a different light on it — a less gentle, dappled light."
Very funny, Ann.
You know this happens more often than crediting, or discrediting, depending on you temporary point of view, is available.
How sweet that out of all the places to hide you pick the one with the hidden camera.
I'm a dufus.. and sometimes its good to have company.
Ok I'm not a dufus.. I'm a little dufus.
I had a girlfriend one time that ha thing for certain spots in Central Park, and Museum bathrooms and Sunday night empty cars rides back in the train from Conney Island.
Wasn't there a similar situation in Orwell's 1984... the protagonist and his love-muffin out to the forest, where they think they have escaped the surveillance of the Party, only to find that there is no escape.
Of course, here the philanderer is a politician-- a bona-fide wearer of black overalls. So a situation that might, for a less connected person, result in trip to whatever the Aussie equivalent of the Ministry of Love is, instead becomes a situation that pay cash money for Mr. Politician.
Open fields?
Well if you don't want to get caught having sex on camera, stay out of the Austrian woods!
Of course hidden cameras are a nuisance, but not so much as the poison ivy and the ants.
I can recall reading something in Betty Fussell's memoirs about an afternoon "interlude" with another Princeton or Rutgers faculty member where either she or her husband (can't recall which one of the two was having that particular al fresco affair)subsequently had to explain to the other now they'd contracted that peculiar rash on their bottom.
I'm starting to worry about what will wind up on the Hawk Cam. It is set up on a university campus...
" email making the rounds that has a traffic camera picture of a woman with her hand around her passenger's dick."
That sounds like a clip from "The world's best woman driver."
Right hand drive so it's even more impressive,
Well, if you want to have sex with a wart hog, where else can you go?
"Conservatives have long planted hidden cameras in forests ..."
Oh, no!
Was how I first read the linked article. Freudian reading slip I suppose.
What's that clicking sound? Oh, that's nothing. Shhh. Shhh. No really, what's that clicking sound? Don't you hear it? Click click click click click don't you hear that? It's locusts. No it's not. Cicada. It's a cicada now shut up and mmmummmumm...
Evening descends like blam.
What's that flash? Lightening. There it is again. Lightening again. Clickflash clickflash clickflash clickflash that is weird lightening, Honey, it keeps doing it. Let's go.
Have you ever considered this possibility when you were having sex in the forest?
That I was Austrian? Fuck no,...
The idea that i could overcome my inhibitions coupled with the possibility of getting caught was something that i had to learn and grow to understand when the weight of the rules i followed clashed up against everything I had been taught.
I dated a woman I was not ready for.
@YoungHegelian,
Thank you. I thought I saw a white tail.
Kim Kardashian is going to sue for an undisclosed sum due to anti-competitive practices.
A video of the woman unpaid by the secret service NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w3GKDF-ods0
http://www.soho.com.co/mujeres/multimedia/un-adelanto-sesion-fotos-dania-londono/26929
Less gentle dappled light. -Or- hot sexy + tax payer cash!
I often have set up a camera at my land. It never occurred to me that I could be liable to anyone for it. The idea seems absurd.
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