1. A centipede was crawling up the counter. A man came over and kicked it, and it wasn't crawling anymore.
2. A very large man with his back to us stood up and leaned over to pick up a newspaper from the other side of his table. His t-shirt hiked up, revealing 12 to 14 inches of naked ass crack above the waistband of his baggy jeans. The display continued at least 30 seconds and was repeated again later.
५ एप्रिल, २०१२
याची सदस्यत्व घ्या:
टिप्पणी पोस्ट करा (Atom)
पोस्ट्स
४२ टिप्पण्या:
Well, it beats reflections on whether Obama could run as a non liar now that everybody knows he is one.
There are 8 million stories in the Naked City.
Be glad these weren't two of them.
How many centipedes could he have hidden in his asscrack? Who picked the café?
By the way, the proper term is "man cleavage" or "plumber's decolletage"
Holy Hell - does this guy ever NOT give his opinion on something???
"Obama believes women should be admitted to Augusta
A White House spokesman says President Barack Obama believes women should be admitted as members to the all-male Augusta National, home of the Masters golf tournament."
"...revealing 12 to 14 inches of naked ass crack about the waistband of his baggy jeans. The display continued at least 30 seconds and was repeated again later."
No pictures?
Charles Pierce is in Madison! link
There goes President Obama's membership.
12 to 14 inches? I think that's about all that most of us have.
Well, it is past Noon on Thursday here, and 10 minutes from Noon 5th Circuit time ... will DOJ respond?
His t-shirt hiked up, revealing 12 to 14 inches of naked ass crack about the waistband of his baggy jeans.
That's a lot of ass crack! Double D's?
His t-shirt hiked up, revealing 12 to 14 inches of naked ass crack about the waistband of his baggy jeans.
Sorry. At the halfway house they took away my belt.
12-14 inch crack showing ABOVE his jeans - that's like the whole thing. Or more than the whole thing.
How close were you to get this level of measurement precision?
Was this breakfast or lunch? If it was breakfast that would ruin my whole day.
now you're just tossing red meat to titus.
Nice job, Watch Captain. But we don't need you following these guys around.
ah, yes, DOJ did respond on time and over Holder's signature. Link It's a 3 page "pdf" file that requires download to read easily.
Now, maybe the guys here can tell me different, but I think that the ass crack thing is every bit as unappealing when it's a not-fat girl.
Eww..
"revealing 12 to 14 inches of naked ass crack about the waistband"
Bragging or complaining?
Madison's crack problem.
Centipede or was it perhaps a millipede? Why no pictures? I think we might have a taxonomy crisis.
Personally I would have caught him and let him go outside. Restaurants are not the natural habitat of centipedes, but my bed apparently is. One night I had just snuggled up to go to sleep and I felt a searing pain in my right calf. A four-inch centipede had bit me despite my Buddhist proclivities. I caught him and incarcerated him long enough for me to determine his species, and that I was not going to die soon of his bite. Then I let him go. I found out later I could have got ten bucks for him on the pet centipede market.
A few weeks ago I visited the Whitest Place in America -- the indoor Madison farmers market.
I bought some smoked fish -- much too salty and rubbery.
If you want diversity with your food in Madison -- go to the former Old Country Buffet on E. Washington by the mall.
While I am not fond of the food at the OCB, I do feel more comfortable there -- the people are nicer and more genuine. They say excuse me while waiting in line, while the folks at the indoor farmer's market rampage around like the running of the bulls.
I didn't know there was a Waffle House in Madison.
Pass the mind bleach please!
If only he had been wearing shorts. :)
Synova, unless Sigourney Weaver is fighting a xenomorph, nobody's ass crack should be on display like that.
Also, I wish that guy hadn't kicked the centipede; why not just take it outside and let it go?
That is funny because I was watching one of those TV commercials this weekend. It was for a women's garment that fits over her jeans and covers her butt crack when she bends over and I thought heck I could use that too!
"12 to 14 inches? I think that's about all that most of us have"
It's twoo, it's twooo!
Thanks for sharing.
creepy
crawly
creepy
crawly
creepy-creepy
crawly-crawly
creepy-creepy
crawly-crawly
creepy-creepy
crawly-crawly
creepy-creepy
crawly-crawly
Re: the 30-second display.
He was probably in appliance repair.
The Duluth Trading Company makes an extra long in the back t-shirt designed specifically to coverup what they call plumber's crack. Very successful outfit. I get their catalog. All kinds of reasonably priced wear forever workman's clothes.
Damn high class joint you were at, Perfesser.
Tarzan said...
John Entwistle at his finest.
See, there is a war on caterpillars! Why only just this morning, someone in Wisconsin cafe was observed to brutal kick and likely kill an innocent differently-peded larval lepidoptera, disguised as a centipede, prior to fleeing the scene in a cowardly fashion while a co-conspirator distracted witnesses with over a footsworth of crack, an amount of crack exceeding standard operating crack allowances. The DOJ, FBI, HHS, and the BLM are investigating.
The latter shouldn't be cosseted, rather corseted and ostracized (vide supra).
Eruption of Krakatoa.
That will teach you to go out in public with Meade.
The miracle of a full moon at noon.
Did Meade pull out his tape measure?
Or did you collaborate othe guesstimate?
"12 to 14 inches"!!! I got'cher "small white man" here, Sugar!
Did anyone protest the killing of the arthropod? Did anyone protest the killing of their appetite from the ass crack sighting? If no one protested, did this REALLY happen in Madison?
Are all these comments about some guys ass crack, ass cracks? Or ass crack cracks?
I Tappa Kegga t-shirt?
I feel for the big dude everyone laying into. I aint big, but I got the same problem with my butt crack always showing, like literally 24/7, I got weird hips and a long torso and all of this combines to give me serious HBCS (High Butt CraCK Syndrome). I can't help it though, I've tried long shirts and belts, nothing works and I just can't feel when its showing. Thank god I ain't hairy though! But yeah so have some sympathy, its a real disease people.
टिप्पणी पोस्ट करा