Althouse: "We can, however, promise that as long as no humans become hysterical about their guaranteed eventual infection..."

१८ मार्च, २०१२

"We can, however, promise that as long as no humans become hysterical about their guaranteed eventual infection..."

"... and continue to do our bidding, we shall live in peace, as we have for so long. So do not panic."

१६ टिप्पण्या:

Mr. Forward म्हणाले...: "We will hang up wanted posters of you everywhere you like to go. We will picket on public property as close to your house as we can every day. We will harrass the ever loving shit out of you all the time. Campus is OCCUPIED. State street is OCCUPIED. The Square is OCCUPIED. Vilas, Schenk's Corners, Atwood, Willy Street – Occupied, Occupied, Occupied, Occupied. "

Cat lover?; १८/३/१२, ८:३८ AM
ricpic म्हणाले...: Cats make women more extroverted? Is that possible?; १८/३/१२, ८:५३ AM
Petunia म्हणाले...: I've suspected for years that cats are plotting against us, and that if they ever developed an effective inter-feline communication network, or opposable thumbs, we were in big trouble.

Toxo never occurred to me. What a brilliant plan.; १८/३/१२, ९:१५ AM
edutcher म्हणाले...: It sounds like cats make men more masculine and women more feminine.

I thought dogs did that.; १८/३/१२, ९:१८ AM
pious agnostic म्हणाले...: You could lovingly care for a cat for years, but if one morning you awoke and through some horrifying Kafkaesque metamorphosis you found yourself suddenly 3-inches tall, your cat would bat you around for fun until you were battered and broken, and then eat you.

If you think they have emotional attachments the way that dogs do, you obviously have a brain paracite.; १८/३/१२, ९:२२ AM
madAsHell म्हणाले...: I always thought women with cats were nuts, and I avoided them.

Who knew there was an explanation??; १८/३/१२, ९:२३ AM
wef म्हणाले...: I note before clicking that the link is to the sycophantic, power-worshiping, lewinsky-press NY Times, and so I avoid wasting my limited supply of patience on npr-bourgeois speculative bs about anthropomorphic cats.

(It's Sunday - a day of rest - lighten up! - Hell, no.); १८/३/१२, ९:२३ AM
Mark O म्हणाले...: No one owns a cat.; १८/३/१२, ९:२८ AM
Michael McNeil म्हणाले...: So it's cats' fault that a parasite attacks them, and occasionally other species? How about if we just learn how to cure the problem?; १८/३/१२, १०:३१ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: My cat goes potty outside, so I'm safe.

That's what he told me.; १८/३/१२, १०:५८ AM
Wince म्हणाले...: "Pussy, pussy, pussy...
to screw, screw screw..."

Huh?

Cat (Icelandic); १८/३/१२, १२:०६ PM
wyo sis म्हणाले...: This is obviously a hoax. Everyone knows crazy cat ladies are not outgoing or social.; १८/३/१२, १२:०७ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: "Women and cats do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to the idea."

That sign hangs in my kitchen at eye level. So I am used to that idea.; १८/३/१२, १२:४८ PM
ken in tx म्हणाले...: Cats hiss and have fangs. I had one bite all the way through my thumb so that there were bloody fang marks on the underside of my thumb nail. In my opinion, they are nothing but snakes with legs and fur.; १८/३/१२, १२:४९ PM
ken in tx म्हणाले...: meforAnd now we learn they are toxic. Snakes, I say again.; १८/३/१२, १२:५९ PM
Christy म्हणाले...: I was advised by Sister, when I found a tiny kitten in the shrubbery at work, to hold it as much as possible the first 24 hours and I'd have a loving cat. I did. Couldn't get to a vet for 4 days, at which time I was told the kitten had ringworm and not to touch it. Too late. I already had ringworm. I also had a loving cat. Cats are worth the risk.

By the way, I highly recommend Neil Gaiman's "A Dream of a Thousand Cats" from Vol. III of The Sandman to learn how cats were once the dominant race on planet Earth.; १८/३/१२, ६:४८ PM