१६ नोव्हेंबर, २०११

Put Mitt In Our Mitts... Put Mitt In Our Midst...

I'm working on a slogan for Mitt Romney.

१०१ टिप्पण्या:

Mike म्हणाले...

How about "Get the Mitt Outahere" for those of us who are not impressed with Mr. Romney

Steve Burri म्हणाले...

Uhhhh... keep workin'! I don't think you're quite there yet.

Leeatmg म्हणाले...

"Ya can't live Mitt out him..."

raf म्हणाले...

Mitt in our midst

So, interMittent?

Irene म्हणाले...

"Don't have kittens; vote for MITTens."

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

I Don't Give A Shit About Mitt!

How's that?

The presidential election is a farce. The OWS people are right about the electoral process.

It's all bullshit.

Meade म्हणाले...

Hum it in here, babe... right down the mittlle.

Michael in ArchDen म्हणाले...

"He's not Obama"

All the reason most will need...

J Allen म्हणाले...

Can't pick a side? Vote the middle. Pick Mitt RINOey!

Paddy O म्हणाले...

Catch something with Mitt!

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

"Lay some Romney on me."

Curious George म्हणाले...

How about:

Mitt RINO* 2012

* Romney Is Not Obama

Piercello म्हणाले...

MITTernity (leave)?

Christopher in MA म्हणाले...

Mitt: He's Everywhere You Want Him To Be!

Cedarford म्हणाले...

Mainstream Mitt.

(A smarter HW Bush)

Tim म्हणाले...

Trade a pony for Romney.

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

Another variation.

Don't give a shit?
Vote for Mitt!

Christopher in MA म्हणाले...

Mitt: Not As Lazy As You Are.

Ron म्हणाले...

"Smitten"

Tim म्हणाले...

Leave the pit - vote for Mitt.

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

A Resister to the Mittster will get hit in the kisser because the fixter is in.

Since June the most dangerous place in America for a political reputation has been running even with Mitt in polls and refusing to quit...it is not nice to fool with Mother Media who picks the GOP candidate.

Tim म्हणाले...

Flush the sh!t - vote for Mitt.

Patrick म्हणाले...

I think this post needs a baseball tag.

madAsHell म्हणाले...

you can't live mitt him,
you can't live mitt-out him.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"In a battle between your basic Turd A lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer and your basic Turd B lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer, always choose Turd B!"

madAsHell म्हणाले...

you can't live mitt him
you can't live mitt-out him

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Sorry....for the double post. I was bloggered.

Hey, What happened to the althou.se migration??

Tyrone Slothrop म्हणाले...

Gott Mitt Uns.

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

The underwhelmingness of Mitt Romney is a wonder to behold.

He is like a lifetime best supporting actor who will never get the leading man's role.

Just because the media circus has written off the rest of the candidates as flawed does not change a thing. Mitt still cannot carry a movie or a campaign against the dashing Obama.

Cain remains the only viable conservative in the race.

AllenS म्हणाले...

I thought, what kind of a name is Mitt? Is it short for something? But what? So, I did a wiki thing and found out that his full name is Willard Mitt Romney.

Here's my slogan:

Mitt, sounds better than Willard!

Christopher in MA म्हणाले...

"Gott Mitt Uns."

Tyrone, if I had a hat, I'd take it off to you.

Top drawer, old man. Top. Drawer.

AllenS म्हणाले...

Don't be a nit-wit, vote Mitt!

AllenS म्हणाले...

Don't be a zit, vote for Mitt!

AllenS म्हणाले...

Knit a mitt for Mitt!

Bob_R म्हणाले...

Mitt Romney - not quite as bad as Obama.

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

WIth apologies to Coke:


MITT IS ITT!

Dante म्हणाले...

O'Romney Care
We don't dare

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

For-mitt-able

A vote for Obama is a vote to submitt

अनामित म्हणाले...

Pivot on the head of a pin with Mitt!

Change your mind with Mitt-2012

What does Mitt think today?-2012

Don't get sick with Mitt-2012

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

And in 2016

ReMitt

Dante म्हणाले...

Perry's scary
Cain got hit
Newts not electable
vote for Mitt

cassandra lite म्हणाले...

"Mitt: He comes already broken in."

Darrell म्हणाले...

Down the drain
just like McCain.

Vote Mitt "I can work with them!!!!" Romney!

Dante म्हणाले...

He's in the Mittle, two parties in one!

Humperdink म्हणाले...

Four kinds of wits around here.... dim, half, nit and Mitt.

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

AddMitt ROmney, don't subMitt Obama

Dante म्हणाले...

Mitt: Changes you can count on

Wince म्हणाले...

"Mitt-i-gate the damage in Washington DC."

Easily converted to fit as the name of a scandal, once elected.

Dante म्हणाले...

Admitt, the only one left is Mitt.

BarryD म्हणाले...

Vote for the Mormon, or vote for a moron. The choice is yours.

Dante म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Darrell म्हणाले...

The Mayans said it's all gonna end.
Vote for Mitt 'cause he's your friend!

Who wants to go out with B.O.?

Romney 2012

Humperdink म्हणाले...

Mitt: "I can do a 360 faster than Mary Lou Retton."

BarryD म्हणाले...

"Come on, vote for Mitt. It's not like he wants you to be his fifth wife or anything. He just wants your vote."

Dante म्हणाले...

Submitt, the only one left is Mitt.

BarryD म्हणाले...

To music:

Vote for Mitt.
He's not Obama!
Dum, de dum dum dum!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s07e12-all-about-mormons

BarryD म्हणाले...

A poster with Obama's face, looking glum, and ABO! written across it in huge block letters.

It'd be damned funny when Australians first see the poster...

अनामित म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
BarryD म्हणाले...

"You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything."

Of course, that "something" can change.

Vote Mitt!

अनामित म्हणाले...

One little Mitt lost his wits , and he began to cry.

edutcher म्हणाले...

First, he has to be nominated.

Not a slogan, just an observation.

There's always:

Better Mitt than the Nitwit.

Dante म्हणाले...

What's good for Massachusetts is good for the country. Vote Mitt!

Dante म्हणाले...

"One little Mitt lost his wits , and he began to cry."

He sat down and looked at O'Romney care, and started to cut up the pie.

BarryD म्हणाले...

"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

"Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

"Here, look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey!

"Vote for Mitt!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1QI4P0YqtM&feature=related

BarryD म्हणाले...

Pay Fox to use this scene from The Simpsons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM

Replace "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!" with "Obama sucks so bad I could vote for Romney!".

Dante म्हणाले...

Romney Care is Better than Obama Care! vote for Mitt.

Dante म्हणाले...

His 1.7% beats Obama's 10%: vote Mitt

Steven म्हणाले...

Mitt: Delivering Obamacare since 2006!

Mitt: Because the Republican Party isn't even trying.

Darrell म्हणाले...

Don't throw a fit
Vote for Mitt

[Inspired by Occupy(Your Town)]

Methadras म्हणाले...

Mighty Mitt, the Milquetoast Mormon.

Quaestor म्हणाले...

Mitt-this and Mitt-that. Hmmph... It's all Mittelschmerz.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...

You Saw Me Voting for Romney.

Chip S. म्हणाले...

Since the guy has no real identity, it's best to keep things simple. Thus,

Mitt!

It translates nicely for the Latino vote:

¡Mitt!

NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...

Mitt is Fit to be It.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...

Oh, I got it.

MITT 'ER DONE!

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Mitt! Because you can't play grab-ass without one!"

wv: verchie. like Veronica & Archie is to Brad & Angelina.

coketown म्हणाले...

"Mitt Romney: I guess he'll do. You know, if that's our only choice. But I would have preferred the colored fellow. What was his name? Honey? Herman Cain. Yeah, that's the one. Herman Cain."

Orion म्हणाले...

Mitt in 2012!
Obama-Lite - Less Socialism, Flakes great!

Orion

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

At least Mitt is physically fit. Unlike the cookie dough boy who spent 8 years stuffing his face with FNMA and FHLMC consulting feeds as the Real estate bubble grew large enough to burst and destroy the financial future of 70% of the American people.

Joe Schmoe म्हणाले...

Mitt: Too Legit to Quit

How else is a lily-white Mormon guy gonna get any street cred with minorities?

Bruce Hayden म्हणाले...

Looks like Ann is trying to keep this thread light - but my mind just doesn't work that way. I have never been good at slogans and the like.

Mitt, sounds better than Willard!

The Willard coming from the guy who founded the Mariott chain, and one of Mitt's father's best friends. Some indication that Mitt had a somewhat privileged upbringing.

That said, Ann Coulter was on Fox News last night plugging Romney as the only candidate who could beat Obama. One of her points was that in comparison to the candidates running in 2008, Romney is conservative.

Another of her points was that Romney is the guy who debates well, debate after debate. The rest? We have seen both Perry and Cain blow it, after they got something going. Yes, part of their problem was that the MSM went after them. But, it also shows their unreadiness to go up against the Obama campaign machine. Of course, the MSM saved their ammunition against McCain last time until he had secured the nomination.

But I do think that Coulter has a good point - that Romney has the experience now and skills to keep it together and well organized when the MSM, Dems, and Obama go into full campaign mode, where all stops have been pulled out (as well as credit card verification turned off).

ampersand म्हणाले...

Mitt happens.

When the Mitt hits the fan.

Mitt or get off the pot.

ampersand म्हणाले...

Mitt, He's always on your side.

(no?, try the other side)

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

I'd Mitt It.

Meade म्हणाले...

Here's one:

President Romney.

Sounds good.

BarryD म्हणाले...

There aren't enough homes for them all. Please spay or neuter your politicians. Start by voting for Romney!

garage mahal म्हणाले...

Show us your Mitts!

ricpic म्हणाले...

How about an anti-slogan?

In the tradition of the baseball assessment of a wholly defensive player who represents no offensive threat to the opposition:

Good Mitt, No Hit.

Joe Schmoe म्हणाले...

"Show us your Mitts!"

Garage, I usually only laugh at your unintentional comedy. This was a good one, though.

How about if he picks Tim Pawlenty as his running mate? It could be the Mitt-Paw ticket.

The replacing shit with Mitt doesn't do much for me, although it is analagous to the upcoming election.

Paddy O म्हणाले...

Mitt won't drop the ball!

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

I guess The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will do a great inaugural ball.

But my heart is set on Hot Pizza and Coca-cola, and not decaffeinated Coke either.

BarryD म्हणाले...

Let's get real, here.

To get voters excited about Romney would take one hell of a lot of caffeine and alcohol. And nobody wants to drink alone.

BarryD म्हणाले...

Hey, wait!

"MITTY!"

An amalgamation of South Park and James Thurber.

JohnJ म्हणाले...

"President Romney."
"Sounds good."

Yes it does.

…and somehow reassuring.

sorepaw म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Ralph L म्हणाले...

Ich bin mit Mitt

National Review endorsed Romney in 2008. Now I can't remember who the other sorry choices were that year.

cassandra lite म्हणाले...

Joe Schmoe:

I think you take home the trophy:

"Replace Shit With Mitt!"

Peter Hoh म्हणाले...

Flip for Mitt!

Carol_Herman म्हणाले...

FUNNY UNDERWEAR MAN.

Put him at the top of the ticket, and he'll do worse than McCain's draw of 47%.

Better to just give up the litmus paper test ... and think that the conservatives have strong enough numbers to sway an election.

The bad stuff: "Born again. And, "pre-birth." The "pre-birth" amendment just lost in South Carolina!

What do you need to know?

Politicians aren't respected.

Mitt can't win.

The republicans are playing a stupid game.

And, a good hunk of the voters refuse to be labeled either republicans or democrats.

RE-ORGANIZE. Demand Boehner step down ... just for trading on insider information ... Taking legislation he knows is coming. And, betting on big returns.

Politics is not a religious experience.

mccullough म्हणाले...

Vote Mitt For Pete's Sake

J म्हणाले...

I'm not Barack Obama.

Whether that will be good enough for the dumb blonds like Althouse who voted for the clown last time is anyone's guess.

(Not the usual J)