A Resister to the Mittster will get hit in the kisser because the fixter is in.
Since June the most dangerous place in America for a political reputation has been running even with Mitt in polls and refusing to quit...it is not nice to fool with Mother Media who picks the GOP candidate.
"In a battle between your basic Turd A lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer and your basic Turd B lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer, always choose Turd B!"
The underwhelmingness of Mitt Romney is a wonder to behold.
He is like a lifetime best supporting actor who will never get the leading man's role.
Just because the media circus has written off the rest of the candidates as flawed does not change a thing. Mitt still cannot carry a movie or a campaign against the dashing Obama.
Cain remains the only viable conservative in the race.
I thought, what kind of a name is Mitt? Is it short for something? But what? So, I did a wiki thing and found out that his full name is Willard Mitt Romney.
"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
"Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
"Here, look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey!
"Mitt Romney: I guess he'll do. You know, if that's our only choice. But I would have preferred the colored fellow. What was his name? Honey? Herman Cain. Yeah, that's the one. Herman Cain."
At least Mitt is physically fit. Unlike the cookie dough boy who spent 8 years stuffing his face with FNMA and FHLMC consulting feeds as the Real estate bubble grew large enough to burst and destroy the financial future of 70% of the American people.
Looks like Ann is trying to keep this thread light - but my mind just doesn't work that way. I have never been good at slogans and the like.
Mitt, sounds better than Willard!
The Willard coming from the guy who founded the Mariott chain, and one of Mitt's father's best friends. Some indication that Mitt had a somewhat privileged upbringing.
That said, Ann Coulter was on Fox News last night plugging Romney as the only candidate who could beat Obama. One of her points was that in comparison to the candidates running in 2008, Romney is conservative.
Another of her points was that Romney is the guy who debates well, debate after debate. The rest? We have seen both Perry and Cain blow it, after they got something going. Yes, part of their problem was that the MSM went after them. But, it also shows their unreadiness to go up against the Obama campaign machine. Of course, the MSM saved their ammunition against McCain last time until he had secured the nomination.
But I do think that Coulter has a good point - that Romney has the experience now and skills to keep it together and well organized when the MSM, Dems, and Obama go into full campaign mode, where all stops have been pulled out (as well as credit card verification turned off).
Put him at the top of the ticket, and he'll do worse than McCain's draw of 47%.
Better to just give up the litmus paper test ... and think that the conservatives have strong enough numbers to sway an election.
The bad stuff: "Born again. And, "pre-birth." The "pre-birth" amendment just lost in South Carolina!
What do you need to know?
Politicians aren't respected.
Mitt can't win.
The republicans are playing a stupid game.
And, a good hunk of the voters refuse to be labeled either republicans or democrats.
RE-ORGANIZE. Demand Boehner step down ... just for trading on insider information ... Taking legislation he knows is coming. And, betting on big returns.
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How about "Get the Mitt Outahere" for those of us who are not impressed with Mr. Romney
Uhhhh... keep workin'! I don't think you're quite there yet.
"Ya can't live Mitt out him..."
Mitt in our midst
So, interMittent?
"Don't have kittens; vote for MITTens."
I Don't Give A Shit About Mitt!
How's that?
The presidential election is a farce. The OWS people are right about the electoral process.
It's all bullshit.
Hum it in here, babe... right down the mittlle.
"He's not Obama"
All the reason most will need...
Can't pick a side? Vote the middle. Pick Mitt RINOey!
Catch something with Mitt!
"Lay some Romney on me."
How about:
Mitt RINO* 2012
* Romney Is Not Obama
MITTernity (leave)?
Mitt: He's Everywhere You Want Him To Be!
Mainstream Mitt.
(A smarter HW Bush)
Trade a pony for Romney.
Another variation.
Don't give a shit?
Vote for Mitt!
Mitt: Not As Lazy As You Are.
"Smitten"
Leave the pit - vote for Mitt.
A Resister to the Mittster will get hit in the kisser because the fixter is in.
Since June the most dangerous place in America for a political reputation has been running even with Mitt in polls and refusing to quit...it is not nice to fool with Mother Media who picks the GOP candidate.
Flush the sh!t - vote for Mitt.
I think this post needs a baseball tag.
you can't live mitt him,
you can't live mitt-out him.
"In a battle between your basic Turd A lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer and your basic Turd B lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer, always choose Turd B!"
you can't live mitt him
you can't live mitt-out him
Sorry....for the double post. I was bloggered.
Hey, What happened to the althou.se migration??
Gott Mitt Uns.
The underwhelmingness of Mitt Romney is a wonder to behold.
He is like a lifetime best supporting actor who will never get the leading man's role.
Just because the media circus has written off the rest of the candidates as flawed does not change a thing. Mitt still cannot carry a movie or a campaign against the dashing Obama.
Cain remains the only viable conservative in the race.
I thought, what kind of a name is Mitt? Is it short for something? But what? So, I did a wiki thing and found out that his full name is Willard Mitt Romney.
Here's my slogan:
Mitt, sounds better than Willard!
"Gott Mitt Uns."
Tyrone, if I had a hat, I'd take it off to you.
Top drawer, old man. Top. Drawer.
Don't be a nit-wit, vote Mitt!
Don't be a zit, vote for Mitt!
Knit a mitt for Mitt!
Mitt Romney - not quite as bad as Obama.
WIth apologies to Coke:
MITT IS ITT!
O'Romney Care
We don't dare
For-mitt-able
A vote for Obama is a vote to submitt
Pivot on the head of a pin with Mitt!
Change your mind with Mitt-2012
What does Mitt think today?-2012
Don't get sick with Mitt-2012
And in 2016
ReMitt
Perry's scary
Cain got hit
Newts not electable
vote for Mitt
"Mitt: He comes already broken in."
Down the drain
just like McCain.
Vote Mitt "I can work with them!!!!" Romney!
He's in the Mittle, two parties in one!
Four kinds of wits around here.... dim, half, nit and Mitt.
AddMitt ROmney, don't subMitt Obama
Mitt: Changes you can count on
"Mitt-i-gate the damage in Washington DC."
Easily converted to fit as the name of a scandal, once elected.
Admitt, the only one left is Mitt.
Vote for the Mormon, or vote for a moron. The choice is yours.
The Mayans said it's all gonna end.
Vote for Mitt 'cause he's your friend!
Who wants to go out with B.O.?
Romney 2012
Mitt: "I can do a 360 faster than Mary Lou Retton."
"Come on, vote for Mitt. It's not like he wants you to be his fifth wife or anything. He just wants your vote."
Submitt, the only one left is Mitt.
To music:
Vote for Mitt.
He's not Obama!
Dum, de dum dum dum!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s07e12-all-about-mormons
A poster with Obama's face, looking glum, and ABO! written across it in huge block letters.
It'd be damned funny when Australians first see the poster...
"You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything."
Of course, that "something" can change.
Vote Mitt!
One little Mitt lost his wits , and he began to cry.
First, he has to be nominated.
Not a slogan, just an observation.
There's always:
Better Mitt than the Nitwit.
What's good for Massachusetts is good for the country. Vote Mitt!
"One little Mitt lost his wits , and he began to cry."
He sat down and looked at O'Romney care, and started to cut up the pie.
"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
"Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
"Here, look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey!
"Vote for Mitt!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1QI4P0YqtM&feature=related
Pay Fox to use this scene from The Simpsons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM
Replace "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!" with "Obama sucks so bad I could vote for Romney!".
Romney Care is Better than Obama Care! vote for Mitt.
His 1.7% beats Obama's 10%: vote Mitt
Mitt: Delivering Obamacare since 2006!
Mitt: Because the Republican Party isn't even trying.
Don't throw a fit
Vote for Mitt
[Inspired by Occupy(Your Town)]
Mighty Mitt, the Milquetoast Mormon.
Mitt-this and Mitt-that. Hmmph... It's all Mittelschmerz.
You Saw Me Voting for Romney.
Since the guy has no real identity, it's best to keep things simple. Thus,
Mitt!
It translates nicely for the Latino vote:
¡Mitt!
Mitt is Fit to be It.
Oh, I got it.
MITT 'ER DONE!
"Mitt! Because you can't play grab-ass without one!"
wv: verchie. like Veronica & Archie is to Brad & Angelina.
"Mitt Romney: I guess he'll do. You know, if that's our only choice. But I would have preferred the colored fellow. What was his name? Honey? Herman Cain. Yeah, that's the one. Herman Cain."
Mitt in 2012!
Obama-Lite - Less Socialism, Flakes great!
Orion
At least Mitt is physically fit. Unlike the cookie dough boy who spent 8 years stuffing his face with FNMA and FHLMC consulting feeds as the Real estate bubble grew large enough to burst and destroy the financial future of 70% of the American people.
Mitt: Too Legit to Quit
How else is a lily-white Mormon guy gonna get any street cred with minorities?
Looks like Ann is trying to keep this thread light - but my mind just doesn't work that way. I have never been good at slogans and the like.
Mitt, sounds better than Willard!
The Willard coming from the guy who founded the Mariott chain, and one of Mitt's father's best friends. Some indication that Mitt had a somewhat privileged upbringing.
That said, Ann Coulter was on Fox News last night plugging Romney as the only candidate who could beat Obama. One of her points was that in comparison to the candidates running in 2008, Romney is conservative.
Another of her points was that Romney is the guy who debates well, debate after debate. The rest? We have seen both Perry and Cain blow it, after they got something going. Yes, part of their problem was that the MSM went after them. But, it also shows their unreadiness to go up against the Obama campaign machine. Of course, the MSM saved their ammunition against McCain last time until he had secured the nomination.
But I do think that Coulter has a good point - that Romney has the experience now and skills to keep it together and well organized when the MSM, Dems, and Obama go into full campaign mode, where all stops have been pulled out (as well as credit card verification turned off).
Mitt happens.
When the Mitt hits the fan.
Mitt or get off the pot.
Mitt, He's always on your side.
(no?, try the other side)
I'd Mitt It.
Here's one:
President Romney.
Sounds good.
There aren't enough homes for them all. Please spay or neuter your politicians. Start by voting for Romney!
Show us your Mitts!
How about an anti-slogan?
In the tradition of the baseball assessment of a wholly defensive player who represents no offensive threat to the opposition:
Good Mitt, No Hit.
"Show us your Mitts!"
Garage, I usually only laugh at your unintentional comedy. This was a good one, though.
How about if he picks Tim Pawlenty as his running mate? It could be the Mitt-Paw ticket.
The replacing shit with Mitt doesn't do much for me, although it is analagous to the upcoming election.
Mitt won't drop the ball!
I guess The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will do a great inaugural ball.
But my heart is set on Hot Pizza and Coca-cola, and not decaffeinated Coke either.
Let's get real, here.
To get voters excited about Romney would take one hell of a lot of caffeine and alcohol. And nobody wants to drink alone.
Hey, wait!
"MITTY!"
An amalgamation of South Park and James Thurber.
"President Romney."
"Sounds good."
Yes it does.
…and somehow reassuring.
Ich bin mit Mitt
National Review endorsed Romney in 2008. Now I can't remember who the other sorry choices were that year.
Joe Schmoe:
I think you take home the trophy:
"Replace Shit With Mitt!"
Flip for Mitt!
FUNNY UNDERWEAR MAN.
Put him at the top of the ticket, and he'll do worse than McCain's draw of 47%.
Better to just give up the litmus paper test ... and think that the conservatives have strong enough numbers to sway an election.
The bad stuff: "Born again. And, "pre-birth." The "pre-birth" amendment just lost in South Carolina!
What do you need to know?
Politicians aren't respected.
Mitt can't win.
The republicans are playing a stupid game.
And, a good hunk of the voters refuse to be labeled either republicans or democrats.
RE-ORGANIZE. Demand Boehner step down ... just for trading on insider information ... Taking legislation he knows is coming. And, betting on big returns.
Politics is not a religious experience.
Vote Mitt For Pete's Sake
I'm not Barack Obama.
Whether that will be good enough for the dumb blonds like Althouse who voted for the clown last time is anyone's guess.
(Not the usual J)
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