१९ ऑक्टोबर, २०११

"Name something you put in your mouth, but don't swallow."

Daytime television, sexy as ever.

५५ टिप्पण्या:

Mark O म्हणाले...

Dentures?

Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...

toothbrush
pencil
bottle cap
crack pipe
pea shooter
blow dart

Triangle Man म्हणाले...

Thermometer

अनामित म्हणाले...

Paging Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone, Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone please.

Jim म्हणाले...

Harmonica
Sax mouthpiece and reed when soaking.

Paddy O म्हणाले...

small rocks

Marica म्हणाले...

Gum.

Bob Ellison म्हणाले...

um, cigarette?

Scott M म्हणाले...

Bill Clinton: pot smoke.

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

Paging Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone, Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone please.

Titus reportedly prefers courtesy phones of color, thank you.

KCFleming म्हणाले...

Slogans.

Scott M म्हणाले...

A dead lizard, if you're Jesus.

Fen म्हणाले...

Straw
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Silverware

Fen म्हणाले...

Ice

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

Dental Floss
Mouthwash
Chewing Tobacco
Toothpick
Thumb
Golf Tee

Fen म्हणाले...

Barrel of a gun
and the bullet

KCFleming म्हणाले...

Lies.
Promises.


But I repeat myself.

Peter V. Bella म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Peter V. Bella म्हणाले...

TV is going into the toilet. Soon it will be just as bad as politics.

Fen म्हणाले...

Air

Wince म्हणाले...

Wouldn't guessing penis come before guessing "sperm," since at least some fraction of the population of dick suckers, rather than spit, either swallow or eschew the ejaculate entirely?

Scott M म्हणाले...

Air

Which would also include other people's farts.

"It was in my ass. Now it's in your brain."

Chip S. म्हणाले...

Apparently the survey respondents swallow.

AllenS म्हणाले...

Bill Clinton's penis.

The Dude म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Chip S. म्हणाले...

Sea urchin, but only once.

The Dude म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
ndspinelli म्हणाले...

Steve Harvey has one of the best standup acts out there. He should be more successful.

Cellulose Shepherd म्हणाले...

sadly, often times my foot

SBVOR म्हणाले...

Cigar?

Where is Monica Lewinsky when we need her most?

sean म्हणाले...

It's interesting the bifurcation of American culture. You have mediums like rap music and daytime TV (the latter watched mostly by women), which are incredibly vulgar and sexually explicit, and then you have a set of regulated environments, like workplaces and classrooms, where speech of this sort can get you fired.

The Victorians had a similarly bifurcated culture (though the divisions were not in the same place), and later generations considered them hypocrites. In fact, we still do. I wonder what later generations will think of us?

J म्हणाले...

One of the obnoxious shows in Teeveeland, featuring Harvey the dyslexic preacher

Quaestor म्हणाले...

Scott M. Wrote:
A dead lizard, if you're Jesus.

I never studied holy scripture, and if this is scriptural I never will.

Scott M म्हणाले...

I never studied holy scripture, and if this is scriptural I never will.

It's from a gospel that got left out of the version we think of as the Bible.

edutcher म्हणाले...

Q-tip (with something on it).

Actually, if that were the answer, the choices would be:

spit, swallow, or gargle.

Quaestor म्हणाले...

Chip Ahoy wrote:
...blow dart

Nah, the blow dart goes in the near end of the blowgun tube (some sources say blowpipe), which is held to the lips, not placed in the oral cavity.

Unless the Amazonian blowgun hunter shoots you in the mouth... I mean you in the general sense... unless J is reading this.

Scott M म्हणाले...

Actually, I don't think that gospel was written until an Angel made Biff spend weeks in a hotel room writing it. Coincidentally, the angel was hooked on daytime soaps.

Joe म्हणाले...

(The Uncredentialed, Crypto Jew)

small rocks


Grape Gravy?

Joe म्हणाले...

(The Uncredentialed, Crypto Jew)


ScottM I think you and “J” are attending the same church…..

Scott M म्हणाले...

Joe, you went and ruined it

Joe म्हणाले...

(The Uncredentialed, Crypto Jew)
Joe, you went and ruined it

I may HAVE to order that, now.

Scott M म्हणाले...

It's one of the funniest books I've ever read. I doubt seriously they ever make it into a movie, though it screams out to be.

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

small rocks

Ask Brando.

WineSlob म्हणाले...

What Has Clung to His Ass-Kissing Tongue
Is Flung Toward His French Kissee's Lung
But a Slip of His Tongue
Near the Ass Kissee's Bung
She's Swallowing Flung Dung Ass Foo Yung.

Curious George म्हणाले...

"I'd have to say in the butt Bob"

Oh, wait, wrong game show.

The Dude म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
अनामित म्हणाले...

Hey all you hipsters and cool cats that are like taking cheap shots at Jesus. Wow, are you guys and gals clever, transgressive and way out there!. Way cool, man. You're hep to the jive. Now it's time to get bent. Please do so now. Thank you for your compliance.

Scott M म्हणाले...

Hey all you hipsters and cool cats that are like taking cheap shots at Jesus.

Who's taking cheap shots at Jesus?

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

I also like the link to the Ellen deGeneres question that is at that site.

Joe Schmoe म्हणाले...

Paging Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone, Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone please.

He's already answered this question to my satisfaction many times. Tits and clouds, baby.

wv: foulnma 'Pa was foulnma by putt'n something in her mouth that she wouldn't swaller.'

Carnifex म्हणाले...

Beyond sophomoric. Beavis and Butthead without the cynicism. Does anyone who thinks beyond grade school level think this is funny? "he said penis" "huh huh huhhhuh uh"
"No he didn't buttmunch. He said cock!" "HEHHEHHHEEEHHHEHHH"
"Shut up Beavis, Your Mom said it too." "huhhuu huuh uu huhhu hu"
Harvey should have looked at the cameras and said "Either get me some real f$%^ing writes or I quit" But the moneys free and easy.

Mary Beth म्हणाले...

A sexual reference ≠ sexy.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Scott M., odd you should be the only person to question the "Jesus" post. Are you being a cool cat down with the jive again? I'll bet you are wearing a zoot suit with a reet pleat. Heavy, man. Real George. You are up with the latest jive. Stay nervous Pervus. You are a bold guy. I'd suggest you work "poo poo" into your next post to really be hip. Stay solid, Jack.

jeff म्हणाले...

2 broke girls. 7:30 pm. Former rich girl, now poor. Has big roll of cash in her hand and ex boyfriend who dumped her after she lost all her money is at her restaurant.
"It will be nice to throw my wad in his face for once."

CBS.

Craig म्हणाले...

Beche de mer.