२० मे, २०११

We always knew that Arnold Schwarzenegger was here to "pump you up."



We just have more insight now about what "pump you up" meant.

२७ टिप्पण्या:

अनामित म्हणाले...

Ya! Hear me now and listen later!

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

Damn, that is bad.

Fred4Pres म्हणाले...

I am surprised his roid-riddled balls even work.

Fred4Pres म्हणाले...

My theory remains that Skelator discovered Sperminator's daliances years ago (women have a Sherlock Holmes ability to discover such things) and she has clasped her bony Karen Carpenter like grip on his marble sack and has directed him ever since.

Ever wonder why Arnold went left after election? His usefulness was over once he was out of office.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"roid-riddled balls"

That made me squirm in my chair a little Fred!

Phil 314 म्हणाले...

Arnold has and forever will be a target of satire and comedy. Not that he hasn't done anything to encourage it but I wonder if he didn't have the accent would he be less "noticed"?

edutcher म्हणाले...

Have to agree with Fred. I think Ms Shriver knew the Kennedy brand would fade under Uncle Ted and hitched her 2-wheeled wagon (left wheels only) to a rising star.

Supposedly Ahnold was pretty smart business-wise, so I imagine he could do his own thinking politically, but the Missus must have had some leverage somehow - now we know what.

Having gotten what she wanted, another state in the Kennedy image, she dumped him.

X म्हणाले...

he had to do it with the maid. he can't self sperminate.

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

Meh.

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

Why are our politicians and celebrities so endlessly awful?

Shit seems to float to the top in just about every area of endeavor.

Are humans simply incapable of doing anything worthwhile? Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

Why are our politicians and celebrities so endlessly awful?

Shit seems to float to the top in just about every area of endeavor.

Are humans simply incapable of doing anything worthwhile? Makes you wonder, doesn't it?


Lots of people do what Arnold did, but the newspapers are still reluctant to carry stories about the mechanic down the street's love child.

The Crack Emcee म्हणाले...

Come on - I was on to Arnold when I was in Jr. High. One look at "Pumping Iron" revealed a man who couldn't be trusted - except by the majority of "enlightened" voters in California. And - don't forget - they celebrated trading a Marine and Eagle Scout for that clown. And Fred totally nailed Maria (Arnold, too! Ho-ho! The jokes write themselves,...) Maria Shriver is a "goddess"...

But forget all that - if you're not following the ritual burning of John Edwards, then kids, you just don't know how to live.

And, finally, what does all this have in common? Here's a hint - again:

Maria Shriver is a "goddess"...Rielle Hunter, too. And so's Hillary, and,...I'm starting to wonder if their "powers" cancel each other out?

Titus म्हणाले...

For some reason I really don't give a shit about this.

Shouting Thomas म्हणाले...

For some reason I really don't give a shit about this.

Yeah, it's about as interesting as three day old dirty diapers.

Grames म्हणाले...

Lame. Lamest Althouse post ever. Perfect opposite of interesting.

Recycled, old, stale, cliched.

Christopher in MA म्हणाले...

"Lame. Lamest Althouse post ever."

Panem et circenses, pally. Not that I blame Althouse for the post. Ahhhhhhnold is a subject of fun, and I suspect "pump you up" and "listen to me now and believe me later" will have a new lease on life. So she's plugged into the day's zeitgeist.

I blame the market that shoves this down people's throats. But they have to, really. How else will you keep the proles from noticing that Medicaid is boned, the Jug-Eared Jesus is losing allies right and left and nearly half of the country now has, essentially, no loyalty to it since they don't pay taxes or understand the foundations of a constitutional republic?

Gummint schools can't dumb down everybody, so out media-entertainment complex has to pick up the slack.

My, that was a pretentious post, wasn't it? Perhaps I'd better knock off for the rest of the day and drown my sorrows in a few glasses of Macallan 18 and a fine cigar.

J म्हणाले...

well, Terminator 1 was alright-- and with a skanky french-jew broad like Maria as wifey, you can hardly blame him. At least Schwarzi jacked the CA honkay right.

coketown म्हणाले...

Ha! Don't forget the Arnold clip where he's talking about how working out makes him feel like he's coming all the time! "It's like I'm coming all the time!" Hahahahaha!

Toad Trend म्हणाले...

@Fred

Your theory is entirely plausible.

Its a Hollywood thing.

Mark O म्हणाले...

This is exactly what I would expect on althou.se. It is really cute.

Better question is how he did anything sexual will all those steroids.

अनामित म्हणाले...

OT:

Netanyahu taking lil' Obama to school on how things have to be in the middle east. Obama just sitting there staring.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Arnold's sex life is amazing. First, he poses naked for gay men who photograph him. Then, he marries a hot famous chick. Finally, he nails a dumpy, old-before-her-time housemaid. What's next? Bestiality?

Peter

Scott M म्हणाले...

Then, he marries a hot famous chick.

When did that happen? Are you referring to that dried-up exoskeleton that's leaving him?

The Dude म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
अनामित म्हणाले...

Hey Peter - care to bet whether or not his illegal mamacita was, how can I put this, to your taste?

It's possible, not as likely as it would have been if she were Asian rather than Latin, but still possible. I'd say maybe a 20% chance.

Peter

The Dude म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Synova म्हणाले...

If you guys are going to be rude, you should at least be funny.

Srsly.