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Madonna breaks up with her 24-year-old boyfriend because they fought about...

... religion.

२५ टिप्पण्या:

The Dude म्हणाले...

Finally, she can make a video blaspheming the prophet.

WV: gasess - yep, she is.

Phil 314 म्हणाले...

He's 24, but she is older than his mother. He’s a strict Muslim, she has fervent Kabbalah beliefs.

Hmmm, wonder why it didn't work out.

Well at least he didn't stone her.

PS Madge is looking old. Take note Gaga

edutcher म्हणाले...

I'm surprised he didn't go all bin Laden on her.

Jewish, and all.

ricpic म्हणाले...

The least harsh thing that can be said about Madonna is that she's well preserved. But with zero self-awareness. A well preserved woman of a certain age should have the sense not to be seen in a form fitting sheath that can only be worn to advantage by a young nubile woman.

Carol_Herman म्हणाले...

Guy Ritchie is about to marry somebody else.

And, the 24-year old boy toy "couldn't get it in" without Vaseline. Most kids laugh when they discover the Vaseline by their parent's bedroom table.

She's old. She's ugly. And, who cares?

PaulV म्हणाले...

Meade is too young????

Christopher म्हणाले...

Phil 3:14,

Gaga is apparently already going bald from the constant bleaching.

The Dude म्हणाले...

Those boots were made for walkin' - OT, sure, but come on - comments are not allowed over at Insty-land.

Nancy was surely her father's daughter, and showing up to take her out was probably a very intimidating process. Perhaps not as terrifying as introducing your mother to Madonna - but pretty darned scary.

caplight म्हणाले...

They couldn't get the whole religion thing down but the sex was great, I'm sure.

Titus म्हणाले...

I have done many Muzzies. Cabdrivers, security guards, one that sells shit at a kiosk in the mall. All very third world and blue collar. There is quite a bit of guilt which makes it very hot.

I wouldn't want to be "going steady" with them.

But the guilty sex is very hot.

I love guilty sex.

TWM म्हणाले...

Age and fame were no doubt the main factors, but religion, yeah it can be a killer.

The daughter of a good friend - a Roman Cathoic - is about to marry a Muslim boy. His mother is Christian and his father is long dead, but I still don't see it lasting. In fact, I see quit a bit of pain in their future - mostly her's.

I wish I was wrong but I am pretty sure I'm right.

Rumpletweezer म्हणाले...

What could these two esteemed theologians have disagreed about?

Chip S. म्हणाले...

Titus said, I love guilty sex.

Is that why gays want to be able to marry?

William म्हणाले...

Being a rock star transcends gender. She has as many sexual appetites as Rod Stewart and wants to sate them with the youngest, most attractive partners. This, in its way, is a form of feminism.

Sprezzatura म्हणाले...

He's the same age as UBL's fifth wife who took a bullet.

If Madonna was two years older the similarities would be really remarkable.

PaulV म्हणाले...

momma's boy looking for mother figure.
Well, Sunday is mom's day.

The Crack Emcee म्हणाले...

Ahh yes, religion. They probably discussed the subject while doing it doggy-style, between phone calls with Guy Richie about the kids, or Sean Penn's latest communist infatuation, or whoever Warren's doing now. There's nothing like getting physical, when you're claiming to be meta-physical.

"Lady Madonna, lying on the bed,..."

el polacko म्हणाले...

so madonna (who looks pretty terrific in these photos) likes to date young men. good for her. i don't know why it upsets some people. if the sexes were reversed, the older dude would be getting fist bumps instead of insults.

Clyde म्हणाले...

She wanted to dress him up in her love, he wanted to dress her up in a burqa.

And 52 - 24 is a clear violation of the "1/2 + 7" rule, where anyone below half your age plus seven years is too young for you. Doesn't matter what the genders involved are, it's still cradle-robbing, and creepy.

Toad Trend म्हणाले...

@Clyde

"She wanted to dress him up in her love, he wanted to dress her up in a burqa."

LOL!

Can't quite gain a grasp of what you might be thinking just prior to hitting the vaseline with Madonna (btw never used vaseline - good God isn't foreplay sufficient???).

I mean, she slept her way to the top.

Body condom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ

Seeing Red म्हणाले...

The scarf around his neck isn't what I think it is, is it?

And her LA center is being scrutinized by the Feds.

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

Madonna needs to find a younger man. Age 24 is almost over the hill.

Trooper York म्हणाले...

Christopher said...
Phil 3:14,

Gaga is apparently already going bald from the constant bleaching."

Jeeez don't tell ironrailsironweights. He will burn all his Gaga CD's.

Trooper York म्हणाले...

Carol Herman said....
And, the 24-year old boy toy "couldn't get it in" without Vaseline"

Like almost everything ever said about Madonna we need to file that under "Too Much Information."

amba म्हणाले...

Sunset Boulevard.