Althouse: "You get drunk, you hook up, and you see if it sticks in the morning."

१९ एप्रिल, २०११

"You get drunk, you hook up, and you see if it sticks in the morning."

You see if what sticks?

८० टिप्पण्या:

vbspurs म्हणाले...: Just chuck a bucket of cold water on it.; १९/४/११, १:५३ PM
rhhardin म्हणाले...: Elvin Bishop I fooled around and fell in love.; १९/४/११, १:५३ PM
kent म्हणाले...: "You get drunk, you hook up [...]"

With Amanda Marcotte? Pass, baby.; १९/४/११, १:५४ PM
Conservative Libertine म्हणाले...: The bodily fluids I guess?

Love the tags!; १९/४/११, १:५४ PM
Scott M म्हणाले...: Nothing good and sticky happens after midnight.; १९/४/११, १:५४ PM
TWM म्हणाले...: Once again I thank God I don't have to date anymore.; १९/४/११, १:५६ PM
madAsHell म्हणाले...: Amanda Marcotte?

Wasn't she with the John Edwards campaign before he got......Riele??; १९/४/११, १:५७ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: Is this about semen again?; १९/४/११, १:५८ PM
MadisonMan म्हणाले...: How come you never do bloggingheads in your PJs?; १९/४/११, १:५९ PM
Phil 314 म्हणाले...: The picture makes it looks like she has one of those propellar beanies on.; १९/४/११, १:५९ PM
Titus म्हणाले...: I am so glad I am married and passed all that garbage.

Age does that to you. And a good man.; १९/४/११, १:५९ PM
vbspurs म्हणाले...: With Amanda Marcotte? Pass, baby.

OMG! I hadn't noticed the name. So that is she herself, Mizz John Edwards blogging feminazi, eh? With her prissy, disapproving glare, unmoistened narrow lips and fake empathic laugh when Mr Foster mentions "slowly, painfully" gravitating towards a love interest.

Yeah, I'm sure Amanda Marcotte can't relate to that at _all_.; १९/४/११, १:५९ PM
vbspurs म्हणाले...: Phil 3:14 wrote:

The picture makes it looks like she has one of those propellar beanies on.

You went with Pointdexter. I was going with "Bettie Page Reloaded". I think you won.; १९/४/११, २:०१ PM
I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...: I did not know Amanda was looking for "a man to hug and kiss" [for you Simpsons fans out there].; १९/४/११, २:०६ PM
CachorroQuente म्हणाले...: The Ohio accountant who blogged as Dennis the Peasant had a pretty serious Amanda Marcotte obsession. Very funny, he was. I miss him.; १९/४/११, २:०८ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: It is springtime and the minds of men turn to procreation. Let the games begin. As I remember, the women run and the men chase them until a woman catches one.; १९/४/११, २:०८ PM
Revenant म्हणाले...: If there was any justice in the world, Amanda Marcotte would have cancer by now.; १९/४/११, २:१६ PM
Ann Althouse म्हणाले...: How is it that I make a clip that includes absolutely nothing of what Marcotte says, all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte?; १९/४/११, २:२० PM
Synova म्हणाले...: In the still shot the ceiling fan looks like bunny ears.; १९/४/११, २:२१ PM
DADvocate म्हणाले...: The sheets.; १९/४/११, २:२२ PM
Synova म्हणाले...: "How is it that I make a clip that includes absolutely nothing of what Marcotte says, all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte?"

We were supposed to listen to it? Okay, fine. Be that way.

(I got distracted by the bunny ears.); १९/४/११, २:२३ PM
vbspurs म्हणाले...: How is it that I make a clip that includes absolutely nothing of what Marcotte says, all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte?

Let me put it this way: if you link to a video of Charlie Manson and some other dude talking about global warming, chances are we're going to make a beeline to talk about Manson.

Marcotte is just too radioactive to ignore.; १९/४/११, २:२४ PM
Scott M म्हणाले...: How is it that I make a clip that includes absolutely nothing of what Marcotte says, all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte?

Wait...is that sarcasm?; १९/४/११, २:२५ PM
Synova म्हणाले...: Ah, okay then.

My comment on this (having just, finally, read Pride and Prejudice) is that what he's complaining about (if he realizes it or not) is that we do not have a formalized or understood courting ritual in our culture. There aren't set expectations so that everyone knows what they are supposed to do to even find out if they have an interest in someone or not.

I agree.

It's as though you have to decide before you so much as say hello that this is forever.... or... you get drunk, hook up, and see if it sticks.; १९/४/११, २:२७ PM
paul a'barge म्हणाले...: Tempting but I'm not going to click to listen to Amanda Marcotte.; १९/४/११, २:२७ PM
kent म्हणाले...: "[...] all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte?"

Because Amanda Marcotte is the bloggingheads equivalent of a back issue of Famous Monsters of Filmland: the freakshow aspects ARE the content, essentially.; १९/४/११, २:३२ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: Just looking at the two of them makes you figure neither one has much experience with the opposite sex.

Or any other sex you're of a mind to mention.; १९/४/११, २:३३ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: Marcotte has no audience from me. The anger at her for once being on the wrong side must linger a long time around here. But she has had her 15 megabytes of fame. Today's theme seems to be sex and the human striving to have sex. I vote in favor of sex. I recall God's first mission given to Adam and Eve after doing a full day's gardening was "... be fruitful and multiply".; १९/४/११, २:३४ PM
I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...: "How is it that I make a clip that includes absolutely nothing of what Marcotte says, all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte?"

I think conservatives reserve their harshest disdain for people, like Amanda, who have no apparent talent or achievements yet seem to get near the spotlight.; १९/४/११, २:३४ PM
Synova म्हणाले...: "Tempting but I'm not going to click to listen to Amanda Marcotte."

She doesn't talk.; १९/४/११, २:३६ PM
Synova म्हणाले...: See... if you ask a girl out when you're both sober, then it has to mean that you've *decided*.

If you both get drunk there is deniability. "Hey, we were drunk. Didn't mean anything." *shrug*.; १९/४/११, २:३९ PM
Meade म्हणाले...: MadisonMan said...
"How come you never do bloggingheads in your PJs?"

Yeah, or even in your cowgirl outfit.; १९/४/११, २:४० PM
Toad Trend म्हणाले...: @Ann Althouse

"How is it that I make a clip that includes absolutely nothing of what Marcotte says, all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte?"

Heh, first, her name is directly above her blogging head, and second, she has been a magnet for criticism on this blog before. Thirdly, the innuendo and rejoinder you provide for the thread is rife with opportunity for tangential 'analysis'.

Or, more simply put, you could have had a game of 'Which of these things doesn't belong here', which, for a person such as Ms. Marcotte, seems plausible from a hetero male perspective.; १९/४/११, २:४१ PM
Moose म्हणाले...: "...all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte" - seriously? Is Meade not handy to ask about this?; १९/४/११, २:४५ PM
vbspurs म्हणाले...: If you both get drunk there is deniability. "Hey, we were drunk. Didn't mean anything." *shrug*.

Huh. I've never had drunk sex. Nor was I ever pressured to drink by the chap. No wonder all my dates went from first-date to serious in two meetings...; १९/४/११, २:४७ PM
Hazy Dave म्हणाले...: Like the spring snows, you never know how many inches you'll get, or how long it's going to last...

Nothing to do with Amanda Marcotte. Are we supposed to watch the clip? Will this be on the Final?; १९/४/११, २:५७ PM
Shawn Levasseur म्हणाले...: "It is springtime and the minds of men turn to procreation."

The above also applies to summertime, fall, winter, and days that end in "Y".

wv: vagon

(oh yeah, add "whenever reading Blogger word verification words." to the list); १९/४/११, ३:०२ PM
The Dude म्हणाले...: Al Gore and Charles Manson agree on Global Warming.

Amanda M. - who gives a flying...

WV: bilurwak, John, ur 2.; १९/४/११, ३:१४ PM
Synova म्हणाले...: "Huh. I've never had drunk sex. Nor was I ever pressured to drink by the chap. No wonder all my dates went from first-date to serious in two meetings..."

Heh. ;-)

I never hardly drink and certainly not in college (and I've been married ever since.) So... no drunk sex.

I did, one time, have a sort-of friend of mine start telling me how beautiful and wonderful I was when *he* was drunk. Really drunk. And totally didn't remember it the next day, which was probably good for him. Didn't make me inclined to try it myself, though. I *value* my repression and inhibitions, thank you!; १९/४/११, ३:१६ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: I recall God's first mission given to Adam and Eve after doing a full day's gardening was "... be fruitful and multiply".

Yes, that's why secular liberalism puts so much emphasis on the "rights" to contraception, abortion, and sodomy--everything that is anti-procreative. Together they are modernity's "Non serviam."; १९/४/११, ३:२४ PM
Ann Althouse म्हणाले...: "Yeah, or even in your cowgirl outfit."

Shhhh.; १९/४/११, ३:३९ PM
1775OGG म्हणाले...: Strange? Love? What say you, Doctor Althouse?; १९/४/११, ३:४१ PM
David म्हणाले...: You see if the woman wakes up in a good mood.; १९/४/११, ३:४४ PM
Erik Robert Nelson म्हणाले...: The tags made me LOL.; १९/४/११, ३:५४ PM
Revenant म्हणाले...: How is it that I make a clip that includes absolutely nothing of what Marcotte says, all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte?

For the same reason that if you included a clip of a debate in which David Duke participated, we would want to talk about David Duke.

Marcotte should be shunned by polite society. She's a sick and evil person.; १९/४/११, ३:५८ PM
Revenant म्हणाले...: Yes, that's why secular liberalism puts so much emphasis on the "rights" to contraception, abortion, and sodomy--everything that is anti-procreative. Together they are modernity's "Non serviam."

I just don't like taking family planning advice from fictional characters.

Call me crazy, but thinking for myself has always worked out pretty well for me.; १९/४/११, ४:०१ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: Meade said...
MadisonMan said...
"How come you never do bloggingheads in your PJs?"

Yeah, or even in your cowgirl outfit

Her too? (bet she doesn't have a whip)

We've got to get yours and mine together.; १९/४/११, ४:०९ PM
I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...: Synova & VBSpurs said they never had drunk sex.

Well I hope you have at least added it to your bucket lists.; १९/४/११, ४:१२ PM
chickelit म्हणाले...: Meade: Yeah, or even in your cowgirl outfit.

Althouse: Shhhh.

Photos at 11 on Trooper York?; १९/४/११, ४:२७ PM
Toad Trend म्हणाले...: @AJ Lynch

"Synova & VBSpurs said they never had drunk sex.

Well I hope you have at least added it to your bucket lists."

;-) Don't knock it til you've tried it.; १९/४/११, ४:३३ PM
AllenS म्हणाले...: Wait a minute. The Althouse Woman has a cowboy outfit?; १९/४/११, ४:३४ PM
VanderDouchen म्हणाले...: In on another poop thread @thouse!

We are talking about poop, aren't we?

WV: rejusk:

If you're laying in the poop stain, just rejusk yoself.; १९/४/११, ४:५४ PM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: Hooking up?

The absence of a useful culture is painful to watch.

Dogs have more rules than this.; १९/४/११, ५:२५ PM
MarkD म्हणाले...: There isn't enough booze in the world, Amanda.; १९/४/११, ५:२६ PM
Jason म्हणाले...: Let's take a closer look at those breasts.; १९/४/११, ५:३० PM
Jason म्हणाले...: Has Marcotte ever atoned for her disgraceful behavior concerning the Duke Lacrosse false rape scandal?

Now that their accuser has herself been arrested on murder charges, you'd think Marcotte would at least be shamed - if nothing else - into retracting what she said about the Duke students.

Ah, nevermind. Libtards have no shame.; १९/४/११, ५:३३ PM
Methadras म्हणाले...: Amanda Marcotte is an idiot. She gives women a bad name.; १९/४/११, ५:३८ PM
Phil 314 म्हणाले...: How is it that I make a clip that includes absolutely nothing of what Marcotte says, all you guys want to talk about is Marcotte?

Professor;
Jeolousy does not become you?

PS Does your cowboy outfit come with chaps?; १९/४/११, ६:१६ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Young women don't seem to date nowadays. How do they find a mate? Not the hookup thing that sticks in the morning, surely?; १९/४/११, ६:१६ PM
rcocean म्हणाले...: Isn't Amanda a lesbian, or aren't we supposed to bring that up?

As for the other guy, he's too ugly & too old to be talking about sex on campus. I'm sure he got shagged -in the day- but they probably looked like Amanda.

Oh, and he writes for National Review, the *conservative* magazine.; १९/४/११, ७:०४ PM
rcocean म्हणाले...: We probably obsess about Amanda because of what she said about the Duke Rape case, to whit:

“Your beloved boys who scream “nigger” at black women and joke about killing and raping them may escape the worst charges, but they are not angels. You know it, we know it. That you defend them makes you such lowly, sleazy scum that it's no wonder no one talks to you. They're afraid by acknowledging you, they will catch the evil. Know this. Absorb it. Hope you enjoy sleeping at night, you sick, hateful bastards.[16] ”

And:

“In the meantime, I've been sort of casually listening to CNN blaring throughout the waiting area and good fucking god is that channel pure evil. For awhile, I had to listen to how the poor dear lacrosse players at Duke are being persecuted just because they held someone down and fucked her against her will—not rape, of course, because the charges have been thrown out. Can’t a few white boys sexually assault a black woman anymore without people getting all wound up about it? So unfair.

I'm surprised she hasn't been hired to replace Miss Manners at Slate.; १९/४/११, ७:११ PM
The Dude म्हणाले...: Amanda is a flaming idiot. She's like Crystal Gail Mangum without the charm.

WV: puspuli - well, that's both appropriate and disgusting.; १९/४/११, ७:२३ PM
Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...: You see if Amanda's dirty sex panties stick to the wall. Bets are, they will. But she's out the door so fast to get an abortion, we may never know.; १९/४/११, ७:३६ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: "Yeah, or even in your cowgirl outfit."

Penny! from Sky King!....Oh baby!; १९/४/११, ८:३० PM
reformed trucker म्हणाले...: "PS: Does your outfit come with chaps?" - Phil 3:14

Chaps, a cowboy hat and a whip... that's it. Just the bare necessities. At least one would hope... for Meade's sake. Just lookin' out for a brother...; १९/४/११, ८:४४ PM
reformed trucker म्हणाले...: "Well I hope you have at least added it to your bucket lists." - AJ Lynch

+1

Spouse+alchohol+sex=fond memories you cherish decades later.; १९/४/११, ८:५३ PM
vbspurs म्हणाले...: AJ Lynch wrote:

Well I hope you have at least added it to your bucket lists.

Except I'm scared to die during sex ever since I read that Guy Burgess, famed member of the Cambridge spies, had to lift up his dead father from his mother, who had died in the middle of hot married sex.

I guess I'll just have to buy single malt and a defibrillator.; १९/४/११, ९:०२ PM
Harry म्हणाले...: What a great picture. That ceiling fan behind Amanda's head makes it look like she's wearing a helicopter beanie.; १९/४/११, ९:१२ PM
m stone म्हणाले...: I can't believe how much I learned about sex in this thread.

I've been googling for 45 minutes.; १९/४/११, ९:३९ PM
vbspurs म्हणाले...: I've been googling for 45 minutes.

Is that what they're calling it these days? ;); १९/४/११, १०:०६ PM
chickelit म्हणाले...: vbspurs wrote: ...I read that Guy Burgess, famed member of the Cambridge spies, had to lift up his dead father from his mother, who had died in the middle of hot married sex.

Oh so is that why he played for the other team?

unglat: n. From the German, meaning not smooth as in rough (sex).; १९/४/११, ११:०६ PM
chickelit म्हणाले...: Is that what they're calling it these days? ;)

lol!; १९/४/११, ११:०७ PM
bagoh20 म्हणाले...: Is that Nurse Mildred Ratched?; २०/४/११, १२:३३ AM
Chip S. म्हणाले...: Looks like a low-budget remake of Freaks and Geeks.; २०/४/११, १२:५२ AM
The Crack Emcee म्हणाले...: I don't know what's going on here, I just want to say that woman's frozen expression looks exactly like my ex during the divorce.

No love there, baby. Very little humanity, even.; २०/४/११, ४:५६ AM
Timothy म्हणाले...: If you put glasses on that woman she would look like the kid (Max?)from the movie "Rushmore" with Bill Murray.; २०/४/११, ६:४८ AM
Clyde म्हणाले...: I've already written one catty comment that I regretted today. I'll resist the temptation to pick the low-hanging fruit that is bashing Amanda Marcotte...

wv: dowdshi. Fits her to a T.; २०/४/११, १०:३९ AM
Robert Cook म्हणाले...: Ms. Marcotte appears as if she had sucked on a lemon as an infant and were unable to this day to remove either the sour taste from her mouth or the moue of sour disapproval from her face.; २०/४/११, १२:१५ PM
Sigivald म्हणाले...: Why are you lessening this place by pretending Marcotte matters?; २०/४/११, १२:३३ PM
Trooper York म्हणाले...: I feel bad that everybody is so mean to Mandy. Give the kid a break. She might grow out of it.; २०/४/११, ३:४२ PM