Althouse: "I wanted to fix the offending tip ... remove the whole phallic aspect. I told her I'd just swing it upwards."

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"I wanted to fix the offending tip ... remove the whole phallic aspect. I told her I'd just swing it upwards."

The problem with Brandy's elephant tattoo.

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coketown म्हणाले...: I'm torn on whether having an elephant on your wrist is any less comical than a penis-shaped trunk. Just remove the whole thing, Moesha.; २७/१/११, ६:४१ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: The truth comes out that the GOP elephant symbol is code for the fact that since Nixon we Repubbies have had the biggest Dicks in town. My suggestion is that we quit hiding this fact. As Sarah Palin said to her new husband, "Wow,you must be a rock solid Republican".; २७/१/११, ६:४९ PM
rhhardin म्हणाले...: The elephant was chosen because it's the only animal with no ridiculous side, according to Warburton.; २७/१/११, ६:५३ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: These people really don't have anything better to do with their time, do they?

WV "oungsm" What sex feels like with the tip off.; २७/१/११, ७:०४ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: If she would prefer words to images, there's always this choice.

Peter; २७/१/११, ७:०५ PM
Ralph L म्हणाले...: Ugly before and after.
How drunk or stupid do you have to be to get a tattoo on the inside of your wrist?; २७/१/११, ८:३५ PM
Michael K म्हणाले...: I've seen a lot of interesting tattoos in my career as a trauma surgeon. One I remember well. This guy came in with a gunshot wound of the abdomen. In his right upper quadrant, he had a tattoo of a devil's head with the tongue sticking out. Over the tongue was a tattoo of a woman squatting over the tongue. Not to be outdone, I brought the rubber drain from his liver wound out his abdominal wall over the tongue and under the woman. It was almost artistic.

I should have taken a photo. I did have a project for a while of photographing rectal foreign bodies we removed. Never published it but it was pretty interesting. The most unusual were light bulbs and a Badminton shuttle cock.; २७/१/११, ८:४३ PM
Methadras म्हणाले...: Man, she is one uppity negro.; २७/१/११, ८:५४ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.; २७/१/११, ८:५६ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: I've said it before, but it can't be said enough:

You wouldn't wear the same designer outfit every day, let alone something off the rack.

You wouldn't wouldn't wear the same designer shoes every day for one week, let alone one year.

But you'd put a low definition ink stain under your skin and wear it every day for the rest of your life?

I just don't get it.; २७/१/११, ८:५८ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Man, I hate tats! They make the skin look deformed and abused.; २७/१/११, ९:१९ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: Quayle...The permanence feature is what gives tattoos their only known purpose. They mark to whom this property belongs. It is usually a pagan god, but can be another human in rare cases.; २७/१/११, ९:१९ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: FYI The Coptics living in Egypt tattoo a half inch Coptic Cross on their wrist to basically tell the Moslems that they have no fear of them. Coptics are the oldest Christian Church started in 80 AD by John Mark. Then 600 years later Mohammed's Arab legions conquered the ethnic Egyptians and many converted to Islam to keep power...like Mubarack...but the 20% who have stayed Christian for 1400 more years are a living miracle.; २७/१/११, ९:२६ PM
William म्हणाले...: I'm thinking of having a nine inch phallus tattooed on my arm. Then, in the way that information always get mangled in the grapevine, word will get around that I have a nine inch dick. Anyway it's cheaper than buying a new car.; २७/१/११, १०:३४ PM
Wince म्हणाले...: Sounds like she should have called a mohel.; २७/१/११, १०:४५ PM
Lucien म्हणाले...: @ Michael K:

Incandescent or compact fluorescent?; २८/१/११, ११:४१ AM