Althouse: "I haven't been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he's gone."

३ डिसेंबर, २०१०

"I haven't been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he's gone."

A woman in the UK calls the police to report the theft of her snowman. And she's a smoker.

२७ टिप्पण्या:

Clyde म्हणाले...: Sounds like a Monty Python skit gone awry.

I can just hear Eric Idle doing a little old lady voice, saying, "It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

wv: cruilife. Indeed!; ३/१२/१०, ८:३५ AM
jungatheart म्हणाले...: The snowman that didn't melt.; ३/१२/१०, ८:३९ AM
Bob_R म्हणाले...: There must have been some magic in that old silk hat the old fag had on.; ३/१२/१०, ८:४२ AM
Bob_R म्हणाले...: Not that there is anything wrong with a cigarette wearing a silk hat.; ३/१२/१०, ८:४३ AM
AllenS म्हणाले...: I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.; ३/१२/१०, ८:४७ AM
Leland म्हणाले...: I bet the snowman figured it was hot, so it decided it better run and play. I'd suggest checking the village. Also, is she perhaps missing a broomstick?

If someone spots him, yell "Stop".; ३/१२/१०, ८:४९ AM
Clyde म्हणाले...: @ AllenS

In some places, they obviously still do! Otherwise, the woman would have been remanded to her local council for sensitivity training.; ३/१२/१०, ८:४९ AM
AllenS म्हणाले...: Clyde,

I was watching football yesterday, or a couple of days ago, and the back of one young man's jersey said "GAY". As in his last name. Think he ever got any shit over that growing up?

WV: fuwhazat

That word still has the same meaning.; ३/१२/१०, ८:५५ AM
kjbe म्हणाले...: Clyde - same here - with the housedress and bad wig.; ३/१२/१०, ९:११ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: So you think it's a drag
You light up a fag
You look at your lawn
And your snowman's gone

Too funny
Too, too funny
Too funny
Too, too funny...

(Apologies and/or hat tip to Van the Man); ३/१२/१०, ९:२३ AM
Triangle Man म्हणाले...: Don't call 999 for theft lady! The lines need to remain open for people to complain about the cold and snow.; ३/१२/१०, ९:५२ AM
Triangle Man म्हणाले...: Think he ever got any shit over that growing up?

Not once.; ३/१२/१०, ९:५३ AM
sonicfrog म्हणाले...: Maybe the snowman was gay, is the "fag" she's refering to, and ran away from her. She's just bloody pissed 'cause she wanted some hot snowman love!.; ३/१२/१०, १०:३७ AM
Unknown म्हणाले...: Was it Churchill that said, "America and Britain are separated by a common language"?

AllenS said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over.

WV "mencomen" What the madam in Kiel said when the fleet was in.; ३/१२/१०, १०:४८ AM
The Crack Emcee म्हणाले...: A woman in the UK calls the police to report the theft of her snowman. And she's a smoker.

Thanks for clearing that up.; ३/१२/१०, १०:५५ AM
Phil 314 म्हणाले...: I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over.

Isn't that a bit of a stretch?

(I can remember when "liberal" was a "good" term, like in favor of free markets and stuff like that); ३/१२/१०, १०:५८ AM
woof म्हणाले...: According to dictionary.com:

gay as an adjective meaning “homosexual” goes back at least to the early 1900s; ३/१२/१०, ११:१७ AM
Col Mustard म्हणाले...: I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Ditto partner; ३/१२/१०, १२:०२ PM
LordSomber म्हणाले...: Wait, this is the UK. Shouldn't it be "snowperson"?; ३/१२/१०, १२:१९ PM
Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...: I might know that woman. Was it her?; ३/१२/१०, १२:२१ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: c3 said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over.

Isn't that a bit of a stretch?

(I can remember when "liberal" was a "good" term, like in favor of free markets and stuff like that)

Same thing.; ३/१२/१०, १२:३७ PM
Palladian म्हणाले...: "remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over."

Good thing the words "boring" "predictable" "commenters" still mean the same thing they did back in the good ol' days. You know, back when we called people Sodomites and could beat the shit out of them with impunity.; ३/१२/१०, १२:५५ PM
DADvocate म्हणाले...: I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Me, too. Nowadays you smoke a fag while on your knees.; ३/१२/१०, १:०३ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: I was watching football yesterday, or a couple of days ago, and the back of one young man's jersey said "GAY". As in his last name. Think he ever got any shit over that growing up?

He undoubtedly has world-class streetfighting skills. As in A Boy Named Sue.

Peter; ३/१२/१०, १:२२ PM
lemondog म्हणाले...: The Snowman Goeth

Most likely to a non-smoking household.; ३/१२/१०, ३:३१ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: I blame Global Warming.; ३/१२/१०, ४:१३ PM
jr565 म्हणाले...: She went out for a fag but he's gone?
Where did the fag go? Did he take the snowman?; ३/१२/१०, ७:०० PM