२७ नोव्हेंबर, २०१०

"I have an old-fashioned rubber bicycle horn that I thought I'd stuff down into my junk before the pat-down."

"Hilarity ensues! Besides, anything that increases my junk profile has to be a good thing, right?"

No video of this actually happening at a real TSA groping at the link. Just some (genitalia-free) artwork.

१० टिप्पण्या:

I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...

Too funny - could Trooper be writing his material?

Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

I tried a naked 3D printout of myself and I was turned down.. they said the government only handles originals ;)

ndspinelli म्हणाले...

Tom Jones meets Bozo the Clown.

The Dude म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Clyde म्हणाले...

The only thing funnier would be to say to the TSA groper, "Pull my finger... Hey, that's NOT my finger!"

Ron म्हणाले...

They waterboarded Harpo....and he liked it!

The Dude म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Harry म्हणाले...

What happens to a guy who wears a kilt in the "traditional" mode?

Also, how do they pat down the fellows who wear their pants below their crotch. Is there a special protocol for that?

Penny म्हणाले...

What's with all this "junk" talk, gentlemen?

Perhaps if you protected and promoted your OWN "family jewels", you might "horn" your way into

Harpo!...Oprah...Harpo!...Oprah...

Ha ha

Gotta love those Marx brothers.

You betcha life!

Ralph L म्हणाले...

Penny, I don't think Oprah wants anyone's junk, but for half of her billion dollars, she can pat me down all day.