२२ नोव्हेंबर, २०१०

Did you know there was a serious author who was being ridiculed in Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts"?

Yes. His name was Hugh Prather, and he published a book called "Notes to Myself" in 1970. It included things like:
¶“Another day to listen and love and walk and glory. I am here for another day. I think of those who aren’t.”

¶“My prayer is: I will be what I will be, I will do what I will do.”

¶“When I get to where I can enjoy just lying on the rug picking up lint balls, I will no longer be too ambitious.”
Later, he wrote “I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me” and “Wipe Your Face, You Just Swallowed My Soul.” He "founded and ran a religion, the Dispensable Church."  Also, the Moosewood Restaurant (in Ithaca) was named after his dog, Moosewood.

He's dead now, at age 72.

And I love "Deep Thoughts"....
You might think that the favorite plant of the porcupine is the cactus, but it's thinking like that that has almost ruined this country.

४५ टिप्पण्या:

Kev म्हणाले...

(the other kev)

'Deep Thoughts' will be remembered with the works of O Henry and Ambrose Bierce.

Hugh Prather, alas, seems destined to join a list of forgettable self-help authors. RIP, anyway.

Scott M म्हणाले...

Jack was tweeting before tweeting was cool (or even invented...how cool is that?)

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

Interesting that his dog's name lives on in Moosewood Restaurant -- I have two of their cookbooks!

Roger von Oech म्हणाले...

I always find it fascinating to see who ends up on the OBIT pages together.

Today's unlikely trio:

Hugh Prather (Notes to Myself)
Rob Lytle (70s Denver Bronco Running Back)
Norris Mailer (Norman's surviving widow)

------
Footnote: Some early 70s guys carried "Notes to Myself" as a kind of "babe magnet"

sunsong म्हणाले...

I am sad to hear this. I am a fan of Hugh Prather. I met him in the 80's. He was a kind and thoughtful man. The Dispensible Church had a unique feature - besides being dispensible. When the collection plate was passed - you were free to take money out if you needed it or put some in. Your choice.

"Who could find heaven a place of rest knowing that even one other person was in hell." Hugh Prather

The Crack Emcee म्हणाले...

“Wipe Your Face, You Just Swallowed My Soul.”

LOL! He should've been working for TMR.

Oh well, another dead NewAger:

There's an upside in there somewhere,...

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

Humor is a twist of a truth that hurts to much to be a popular subject except in humorous styles. How about Gary Larson's Far Side cartoons. That is a deep series as well.

ricpic म्हणाले...

I will be what I will be, I will do what I will do.

Doesn't that just like...happen?

I've eaten at Moosewood. Feh.

coketown म्हणाले...

I process books for a living, and these kinds of pseudo-Christian optimistic volumes of braindead platitudes were all the rage in the early 1970's. They were in fashion right after the metaphysical movement (you know, 10 steps to ESP, How to talk to dead loved ones) but before the environmental movement.

I'm glad I wasn't alive then.

ricpic म्हणाले...

Who could find heaven a place of rest knowing that even one other person was in hell?

Me! I could...and have...and will.

Meade म्हणाले...

Footnote: Some early 70s guys carried "Notes to Myself" as a kind of "babe magnet"

Ha ha. Along with "The Little Prince" and having Carole King and James Taylor albums on the turntable.

Oclarki म्हणाले...

the thought of Hitler Stalin and Mao in hell troubles me not one whit. I could never find rest in a universe where those guys got off scot free.

chuck b. म्हणाले...

The Moosewood Cookbook! A staple of every pseudo-retro-hippy liberal arts college student's kitchen. I should know.

अनामित म्हणाले...

The other day, I was in the kitchen, opening up a can of worms.

And then I thought, "Whoa! What am I doing?

Clyde म्हणाले...

You can't spell Prather without "prat."

Al Bellenchia म्हणाले...

Prather: what you get by combining prattle and blather.

former law student म्हणाले...

Irritatingly, the internet is split on whether Jack Handey or Wil Shriner (son of the Wabashful comedian Herb) wrote this favorite:

When I die, I want to pass away peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.

Jennifer Whatnot म्हणाले...

My favorite Deep Thoughts were always the bizarre/disturbing ones, like: "As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!"

I also liked: "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."

holdfast म्हणाले...

It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man crying.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."

I don't know what sensitive guys carried around to attract easy lays, er, liberal gals in the late 80's. "In a Different Voice", maybe?

अनामित म्हणाले...

Only a few of my retrograde friends had the Moosewood cookbook. We were more into the yuppified Silver Palate.

अनामित म्हणाले...

If anyone feels the urge to pile on Prather, remember: "Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes."

Mark O म्हणाले...

I have so many faults:

I work too hard
I’m a perfectionist
I care too much
I’m doing too much for others

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

former law student म्हणाले...

I don't know what sensitive guys carried around to attract easy lays, er, liberal gals in the late 80's. "In a Different Voice", maybe?

If they held on till the early 90s there was Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus to help guys establish their sensitivity to the needs of women.

We were more into the yuppified Silver Palate.

Nuh-uh. On the strength of having written the Silver Palate cookbook, the author, Sheila Lukins, went on to write a food column in the Sunday supplement Parade magazine, than which nothing was more Middle American.

Phil 314 म्हणाले...

Along with "The Little Prince" and having Carole King and James Taylor albums on the turntable.

Well the Carole King/James Taylor album thing never worked for me.

A.W. म्हणाले...

no, handey not mock any serious author.

he mocked Hugh Prather.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Perhaps her columns for Parade were middle-America, but the Silver Palate was pure New York in early 80's. Moosewood, it was not.

ddh म्हणाले...

"It's too bad that cowboys didn't eat much pizza back in the Old West, because I think a good painting would be a cowboy giving his last slice to his horse."

A.W. म्हणाले...

my favorite handey quote: "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier in cutting them down? Well, we might if they screamed all the time and for no reason."

It just makes me imagine a scene too silly for words. like a lumberjack cutting a tree as it screams, going, "shut up! shut up! shut the f--- up!"

kristinintexas म्हणाले...

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

kristinintexas म्हणाले...

LOL, A.W.!

kristinintexas म्हणाले...

"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting."

Mmmmm...enchiladas.

Celia Hayes म्हणाले...

Oh heck - I have both the Silver Palate and the Moosewood cookbooks... what does that say about me, other than I have too many cookbooks for someone who isn't actually a chef?

Methadras म्हणाले...

Good riddance to another NewAger. There is a special hell for what those people have done to the fabric of society.

Jeff with one 'f' म्हणाले...

The Moosewood Cookbook aka the Deflavorizing Machine. It's what the hippies DESERVED.

dbp म्हणाले...

"Who could find heaven a place of rest knowing that even one other person was in hell?"

I wouldn't be happy if I got in--since that would prove that heaven has lax standards.

sunsong म्हणाले...

I wouldn't be happy if I got in--since that would prove that heaven has lax standards.

LOL - Mark Twain said:

"You go to heaven for the climate - hell for the company."

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

I have both the Silver Palate and the Moosewood cookbooks.

Same. All were gifts. I use the Silver Palate one more.

Celia Hayes म्हणाले...

"I have both the Silver Palate and the Moosewood cookbooks.

Same. All were gifts. I use the Silver Palate one more."

*sob* I bought both of them! Through a book club, if that is any excuse!

Jim S. म्हणाले...

"If a child asks you why it's raining, say, 'The angels are crying.' If he asks why the angels are crying, say, 'Probably because of something you did.'"

Rich B म्हणाले...

"Mr. Prather died in his hot tub, apparently of a heart attack, his wife, Gayle, said."

RIP Mr. Prather, but that was pretty priceless.

Unknown म्हणाले...

Prather is one of few persons who would laugh very hard at a good spoof of his work like Handey's. And try to appreciate some of your guy's comments despite his life-long project to replace meanness with happiness.