Althouse: "Gamblers, please stop smoking... "

७ जून, २०१०

"Gamblers, please stop smoking... "

"... vulture brains."

२४ टिप्पण्या:

Scott म्हणाले...: Can you get vulture brains at a Chinese apothecary?; ७/६/१०, २:५३ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: Got me. I thought it was a smoke brand.; ७/६/१०, २:५७ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: This may lead to a Vulture brain bubble among short sellers. And I suspect that Ted Turner will soon be raising more than buffalo out on his hugh Nebraska and Montana ranches.; ७/६/१०, ३:१९ PM
Scott म्हणाले...: That would make sense, so it's probably the wrong answer.

They would probably have to be African or Chinese vulture brains, since vultures are probably protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.

Which also prohibits the commercial exploitation of photographs of crows.; ७/६/१०, ३:२५ PM
Methadras म्हणाले...: What do you expect form 8th worlders?; ७/६/१०, ३:३३ PM
Calypso Facto म्हणाले...: That brain wasn't so lucky for the vulture now, was it?; ७/६/१०, ३:३७ PM
Scott म्हणाले...: Unlucky for the vulture, lucky for the gambler. It's vulture brain fate hysteresis. Duh!; ७/६/१०, ३:५० PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: Wait a minute. The zombies at the Vegas slots all night awaiting the machine to die and pour forth a jackpot do look and move around like the vultures.; ७/६/१०, ४:०४ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: Vultures are scavenging birds that feed mostly on the carcasses of dead animals.

I dont get it !?; ७/६/१०, ४:१० PM
GMay म्हणाले...: The real question is who will these poor victims be able to sue when they develop lung rot?; ७/६/१०, ४:१९ PM
bagoh20 म्हणाले...: ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.; ७/६/१०, ४:२३ PM
AST म्हणाले...: They have designated vulture brain smoking areas?; ७/६/१०, ४:२४ PM
Oliver Davies म्हणाले...: How many ground vulture brains does one need in order to make a decent roll-up?

I could do with a bit of luck...; ७/६/१०, ४:२८ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: The FDA says that the brains of any Vulture that has fed on Helen Thomas has been deem unfit for smoking.; ७/६/१०, ४:३३ PM
bagoh20 म्हणाले...: The claim is that smoking them allows you to see the future.

It works because when you try it, you see the future wherein you are a sucker.; ७/६/१०, ५:३३ PM
ricpic म्हणाले...: No one beats the bookies!...evah!!; ७/६/१०, ५:४८ PM
Penny म्हणाले...: Look for a black market in vulture brains.

At least one person is always creating their own luck.; ७/६/१०, ६:१४ PM
ricpic म्हणाले...: Scene in a Diner:

"One Vultureburger comin' right up!"

"Whatsamatta, you got wax in your ears you damn dumb Greek? I said 'Cheesevultureburger, Cheesevultureburger, Cheesevultureburger!'"; ७/६/१०, ६:२५ PM
Jason (the commenter) म्हणाले...: Lem: Vultures are scavenging birds that feed mostly on the carcasses of dead animals.

I dont get it !?

But they are far sighted. They can be high above and spot a dead animal before anything else does.; ७/६/१०, ६:४३ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: I'm near sighted.. I'm on the market for love starved vulture brains.. if you spot one gimme a call.. I'll smoke her out ;); ७/६/१०, ७:०१ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: Check out Obama's language over at Drudge.

Reminds me of VP Bush 41 "kick a little ass" comment.; ७/६/१०, ७:१४ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Jason (the commenter) --

"But they are far sighted. They can be high above and spot a dead animal before anything else does."

Actually, they will cruise looking for dead bodies, but home in by smell as or more often. Kinda hard to know the percentages since we can't ask.; ७/६/१०, ८:२९ PM
mc म्हणाले...: I have tried smokin' from the vulture brain bowl...It never lent me powers of clarity into the future, but you would be surprised as to how you are drawn to the back end of the fridge when the munchies hit!; ७/६/१०, ९:३८ PM
Scott म्हणाले...: @Lem: or the Jimmy Carter "whip his ass" statement.; ७/६/१०, १०:२० PM