Althouse: Robert Blake in chaps or "some kind of junk-framing device."

१४ एप्रिल, २०१०

Robert Blake in chaps or "some kind of junk-framing device."

"Either way, he's sporting a serious crotch cradle... nut cuddlers..."

२३ टिप्पण्या:

Scott म्हणाले...: I would click on the link, but the URL -- http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/(etc.) -- appears NSFW.; १४/४/१०, २:५१ PM
Steve M. Galbraith म्हणाले...: Yeah, like I'm commenting on some guy's nut saddle.

Er, I guess I did.

No, saying you're not commenting is not commenting.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.; १४/४/१०, २:५५ PM
Ann Althouse म्हणाले...: It's safe for work. No nudity, just really stupid pants.; १४/४/१०, ३:०१ PM
chickelit म्हणाले...: He's channeling his inner Alex.; १४/४/१०, ३:०४ PM
bagoh20 म्हणाले...: That's hot!

Love,
Paris; १४/४/१०, ३:१३ PM
David म्हणाले...: Next--the revival of the Codpiece. (Actually already revived in some parts of the gay community but the mainstream--gay and straight--are still waiting.); १४/४/१०, ३:२६ PM
I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...: I thought he was in a real jail not just fashion jail?; १४/४/१०, ३:२८ PM
2yellowdogs म्हणाले...: They look like upland bird hunting pants to me.

http://www.grayandholtclothing.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=55091BW&click=973

He still looks creepy in 'em, though.; १४/४/१०, ३:३१ PM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: Terribly wrong except when worn by the 19 year old lead singer of a sigur rós cover band.

Try Sigur Ros' Hoppipolla.; १४/४/१०, ३:४५ PM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: OTOH, rumor has it those pants are great at repelling trace evidence.; १४/४/१०, ४:०२ PM
ricpic म्हणाले...: Well, Arthur Miller wrote that "Attention must be paid!" But to Robert Blake's nut sack? Now DoubleYa would've done those pants justice!; १४/४/१०, ४:०७ PM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: Those pants look oddly similar to the tux I wore when I got married. You don't suppose...; १४/४/१०, ४:१४ PM
ricpic म्हणाले...: Robert Blake would never be seen in Pogo's hand-me-downs. The very idea!...; १४/४/१०, ४:१९ PM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: Seriously, though, are men supposed to have a "junk-framing device" in their closet?

My father needs to speak to me offstage while I look pensive and sad, in a black-and-white film shot on a golf course, telling me to get a serious crotch cradle or some nut cuddlers.; १४/४/१०, ४:२३ PM
Expat(ish) म्हणाले...: @2yellowdogs - I would have said rabbit hunting pants.

I've learned that denim is not what you want tho, but that may be our experience here in the southeast.

-XC; १४/४/१०, ४:२४ PM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: But first Pop would have to die, which he's far from ready to yield.

I hope Robert Blake doesn't come to visit.; १४/४/१०, ४:२६ PM
mccullough म्हणाले...: I liked him better as a kid in his Little Rascal's overalls; १४/४/१०, ५:५२ PM
themightypuck म्हणाले...: Don't go to bed with those pants on.

Keep your eye on the sparrow.

Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.; १४/४/१०, ६:०४ PM
SteveR म्हणाले...: The main question this raises for me is who would bother keeping an eye on Robert Blake. Aside from trying to catch him in the act of doing away with someone crazy enough to be involved with him, its like, Wow! maybe he'll were some funky nut cuddler out in public today, we better follow him.; १४/४/१०, ६:५१ PM
Eric म्हणाले...: So, are these pants better or worse than shorts?; १४/४/१०, ७:५० PM
Big Mike म्हणाले...: I've seen pants with chaps like this on motorcycle riders -- stop you from leaving skin and blood and body parts all over the highway if you go down, I guess.

Of course if doesn't ride a motorcycle anymore (he used to, didn't he, back in the day?) then he's merely a poseur.; १४/४/१०, ८:२९ PM
William म्हणाले...: They go well with a wifebeater t-shirt.; १५/४/१०, १:०३ AM
Moose म्हणाले...: Gettin' Meade a pair of those, are ya?; १५/४/१०, ९:२९ AM