१४ एप्रिल, २०१०

ABC News is keeping it classy.

Reporting some non-celebrity's say-so about an incident that occurred in bed with her boyfriend. The only evidence that anything happened is the woman's own chatty gossip about herself. This item is tracking as ABC's "most popular" story, however — ahead of "Steven Seagal Sued for Sexual Assault." Journalism as page views. Great work, ABC. Brilliant of you to figure out that giant breasts will attract eyeballs.

१२ टिप्पण्या:

Fen म्हणाले...

ABC? A new spin-off of Sesame Street?

KCFleming म्हणाले...

"U.K. woman accidently smothers her boyfriend with her 40LL size breast."

I think that's size 40 LOL.

And the Dulcolax ad before the news segment is a perfect juxtaposition.

KCFleming म्हणाले...

She needs to be taught it's la petite mort.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

What kind of valve do they use on those?

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

"giant breasts will attract eyeballs. "

Size doesn't matter.

Roger J. म्हणाले...

The continued descent into obscurity of the main stream media.

Does this post have a "breasts" tag? forgot to check. This kind of post should vault this blog into number two--I mean Volokh doesnt even come close to this.

Roger J. म्हणाले...

I see it does have a breasts tag--surprised bill clinton wasnt involved in some way.

Scott म्हणाले...

It would have been richly ironic if it had been reported by Jake Tapper.

Ron म्हणाले...

That's World News Now...at 3:30AM...I doubt they're getting many eyeballs.

Methadras म्हणाले...

Come on. It's Steven Segal. The master of Aikido. You have to know that getting fucked by his tool would be dangerous. I bet even his unit is a weapon.

kermitt म्हणाले...

Damn!that's ugly.Giant boobs attract male attention the way a superloud car stereo does.Even if you don't like the music,it turns your head.

kermitt म्हणाले...

Damn that's ugly.Giant boobs attract male attention like a car with a super loud stereo,turns your head,like the music or not.