Althouse: Caption contest!

२३ फेब्रुवारी, २०१०

Caption contest!

८५ टिप्पण्या:

Ira म्हणाले...: "But I TOLD you it was a real job"; २३/२/१०, ७:३३ AM
Nihimon म्हणाले...: "Is it 2013 yet?"; २३/२/१०, ७:३५ AM
Hoosier Daddy म्हणाले...: You are getting sleeeeeepy....very sleeeeeepy.....; २३/२/१०, ७:३७ AM
Hoosier Daddy म्हणाले...: Or wait, is Obama praying to himself?

Tough call.; २३/२/१०, ७:३८ AM
Fred4Pres म्हणाले...: I see Rahm people...they're everwhere.; २३/२/१०, ७:४० AM
Rialby म्हणाले...: Obamahu akbar, Obamahu akbar, Obamahu akbar; २३/२/१०, ७:४२ AM
Monkeyboy म्हणाले...: 17....18....19...20....

21 tiles!; २३/२/१०, ७:४३ AM
Tom Tucker म्हणाले...: Yes Rahm, we've been over this before, I remember. Hope, change, blame it all on Bush...; २३/२/१०, ७:४३ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Is that Michelle coming in? Dear Lord, get me out of here. Fast!; २३/२/१०, ७:४३ AM
MadisonMan म्हणाले...: I'm never good at caption contests.; २३/२/१०, ७:४४ AM
Belasarion म्हणाले...: This is how you do the "Super-Mussolini!"; २३/२/१०, ७:४५ AM
Bru म्हणाले...: Barack, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?; २३/२/१०, ७:४६ AM
Mr. Buford म्हणाले...: Which team should I screw over by publicly announcing they will win the NCAA Tourney, thus guaranteeing they will go out in the second round - Kentucky, Purdue, Kansas, Syracuse???; २३/२/१०, ७:४६ AM
Mark O म्हणाले...: "Honey, I'm home."; २३/२/१०, ७:४६ AM
AllenS म्हणाले...: Cartoon bubble:

"Please, God. If you make me invisible, I promise to go to church every Sunday."; २३/२/१०, ७:४६ AM
Paddy O म्हणाले...: Obama lays hold of the wheel of the world to set it moving on that last revolution which is to bring all ordinary history to a close. It refuses to turn, and he throws himself on it. Then it does turn; and crushes him.; २३/२/१०, ७:४८ AM
RobertL म्हणाले...: Rahm, isn't it supposed to feel better when you use your left hand?; २३/२/१०, ७:५७ AM
lucid म्हणाले...: "WHERE does all this shit keep coming from?"

wv: ernit--a productivity-based approach to health care; २३/२/१०, ८:०२ AM
Gahrie म्हणाले...: "Remember this phrase....that depends on what the meaning of "is" is....."; २३/२/१०, ८:०३ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Rahm: You're TEH WON!
Obama: Nobody does Teh Won better.; २३/२/१०, ८:०३ AM
kathleen म्हणाले...: and then I had a cheeseburger, and then I had a milkshake, and then I had a brownie melt...; २३/२/१०, ८:०४ AM
Gahrie म्हणाले...: "Wow..I guess Andrew really does like you..."; २३/२/१०, ८:०४ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: And the beta dog exposes his throat to the alpha dog.; २३/२/१०, ८:०४ AM
BJK म्हणाले...: Presidenting is Hard.; २३/२/१०, ८:०५ AM
FloridaSteve म्हणाले...: Shut up shut up shut up pleeeeease shut up.; २३/२/१०, ८:०७ AM
SteveR म्हणाले...: We're not in Chicago anymore, are we?; २३/२/१०, ८:०८ AM
Sofa King म्हणाले...: "Will nobody rid me of this troublesome hack?"; २३/२/१०, ८:१२ AM
Peter V. Bella म्हणाले...: ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.; २३/२/१०, ८:१५ AM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: "Anyway, like I was saying,
shrimp is the fruit of the sea.
You can barbecue it,
boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it.
There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole,
shrimp gumbo, pan fried,
deep fried, stir fried.
There's pineapple shrimp
and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp,
pepper shrimp,
shrimp soup, shrimp stew,
shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes,
shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.

That's about it."; २३/२/१०, ८:१५ AM
prairie wind म्हणाले...: "Why do they keep blathering on? I've already said what I want."; २३/२/१०, ८:२० AM
David म्हणाले...: “My Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me."; २३/२/१०, ८:३२ AM
Matthew Noto म्हणाले...: I can't believe I hired this asshole!; २३/२/१०, ८:३३ AM
I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...: You have even lower approval numbers than me.; २३/२/१०, ८:४४ AM
Henry म्हणाले...: "Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Boss, get your fingers up."; २३/२/१०, ८:४५ AM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: Our Me who aren't in Heaven
Hallowed be my Name
My kingdom come
My will be done
On earth as it is in Washington; २३/२/१०, ८:५३ AM
Jay Fellows म्हणाले...: Professor Obama is getting ready to "take the Republicans to school." His clever rejoinders, grimaces and angry stares will underscore his awesomeness. He will be ANGRY! You Republicans just don't listen.

Meanwhile the health care bill won't pass and his approval will continue to decline.

Maybe he needs to JUST SPEAK LOUDER!; २३/२/१०, ९:०३ AM
hawkeyedjb म्हणाले...: Rahm: "Boss, the peasants are revolting."

Pres (thought bubble): "Yes, they are..."; २३/२/१०, ९:०४ AM
Joan म्हणाले...: Monkeyboy wins the thread.; २३/२/१०, ९:०६ AM
Wince म्हणाले...: "A 'typical white person' told me there'd be days like these."; २३/२/१०, ९:३१ AM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: Obama: "Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!"

Rahm: "Ahem...Well, don't you think we should maybe ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Ford alone makes over nine billion dollars a year!"

Obama: "Really?"

Rahm: "Mm-hmm."

Obama: "That's a number. Okay then. We hold the world ransom for.....One hundred..BILLION DOLLARS!!"; २३/२/१०, ९:३६ AM
Old RPM Daddy म्हणाले...: Oooommmmm! Oooommmm!

I'm in my happy place! I'm in my happy place!; २३/२/१०, ९:४९ AM
Bill म्हणाले...: "You want me to trim a little more off the top?"; २३/२/१०, ९:५६ AM
Scott M म्हणाले...: Rahm: "Why didn't you get this exam done when you turned 40 like everyone else. Dammit, man. I'm a thug, not a doctor. Now turn your head and cough."; २३/२/१०, ९:५७ AM
Your Correspondent म्हणाले...: Emanuel: "Dammit, I knew those animatronics weren't reliable enough to last a year!"; २३/२/१०, १०:०३ AM
CatoTheEldest म्हणाले...: Three seconds left...down by two...Obama dribbles left, cuts to the baseline, pumpfakes Jordan out of his $300 shoes...HITS THE TRIPLE TO WIN IT!! The crowd goes wild!!!; २३/२/१०, १०:१३ AM
Bryan C म्हणाले...: "'I wandered lonely as a cloud.' That's me, Emmanuel. I realize now the clouds were my friends. My only real friends."; २३/२/१०, १०:१९ AM
stoqboy म्हणाले...: "I'm so full."
"Can I have your cannoli?"; २३/२/१०, १०:३२ AM
former law student म्हणाले...: 121:1 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help.
121:2 My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth.

(for those who thought he had abandoned his religion); २३/२/१०, १०:३४ AM
Unknown म्हणाले...: See, I told you the suppositry would work.; २३/२/१०, १०:५४ AM
ricpic म्हणाले...: Rahm implores Bambi to include a reach-around next time. Bambi considers.; २३/२/१०, १०:५४ AM
Chennaul म्हणाले...: Rahm: You better pray, you damn Democrat activist!; २३/२/१०, १०:५६ AM
Shayla म्हणाले...: "Monday...Monday! Ugh, too much Conga Line at the NGA dinner last night."; २३/२/१०, ११:०६ AM
Unknown म्हणाले...: Was it good for you, my liege? If not, the cat is hanging on your seat back.

former law student said...

121:1 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help.
121:2 My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth.

(for those who thought he had abandoned his religion)

How could he abandon something he never had, unless you count Father Karl and Uncle Saul?

PS Tell me this is another White House photo.; २३/२/१०, ११:१६ AM
paul a'barge म्हणाले...: G-- Damn America!! G-- Damn America!!; २३/२/१०, ११:२२ AM
Joe म्हणाले...: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer...; २३/२/१०, ११:२९ AM
MaggotAtBroad&Wall म्हणाले...: Rahm: "You're good enough, you're smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like you."; २३/२/१०, ११:३१ AM
TheThinMan म्हणाले...: Now hold steady, Barry, while I examine you with my finger... Hey, they don't call me Rahm for nothing! Ah, just like I thought: you're full of it.; २३/२/१०, ११:४९ AM
Quaestor म्हणाले...: Matthew wrote:
I can't believe I hired this asshole!

What picture are you captioning? Obama thinking about Rahm Emmanuel or Ann Althouse thinking about Obama; २३/२/१०, ११:५५ AM
veni vidi vici म्हणाले...: Obama (thought bubble): Axelrod's gotten so much better at this since Rahm knocked his teeth out...

Rahm: If you don't get it right down there this time, David, I'll break yer fuckin' nose too!

wv: "ellybful" -- What Axelrod's about to get, because you know he swallows (even if he hasn't quite learned what to do with his teeth while polishing el Presidente's knob).; २३/२/१०, ११:५५ AM
miller म्हणाले...: Look! There's mirrors up there!; २३/२/१०, १२:०१ PM
Chennaul म्हणाले...: Rahm: I'm sorry but part of "The Deal" was-Hillary and Harry get to sleep-over.; २३/२/१०, १२:०७ PM
paul a'barge म्हणाले...: "Allah the most merciful, please hurry up with this first administration sh*t so I don't have to pretend I'm not a muslim anymore.

Oh yeah ... PBUH and all."; २३/२/१०, १२:१५ PM
TRay म्हणाले...: Dear God, uh me, uh God... please let the people believe I can give them all healthcare without costs going up.

...and please strike down those angry republicans.; २३/२/१०, १२:१६ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: The country is wired with explosive debt to implode, but the cowboy Palin has stolen the bag with the detonators.; २३/२/१०, १२:२१ PM
James Wigderson म्हणाले...: Renfield: No, no, master. I wasn't going to say anything, I told them nothing. I am loyal to you master.; २३/२/१०, १२:३० PM
The Crack Emcee म्हणाले...: "If I'm God, why do I have to listen to this Jew?"

Or

"No, really: what would Oprah do?"; २३/२/१०, १२:३५ PM
Justin म्हणाले...: Rahm: Mr. President, I know that he would be able to torture Scott Brown into breaking the Republican filibuster, but Jack Bauer doesn't exist, sir. I thought we went over this reality v. ideas thing before when we were talking about price controls, but apparently you weren't listening.

Obama: What about Megaman? King Leonidas? Cummon, these guys can help, Rahm!; २३/२/१०, १२:३६ PM
AllenS म्हणाले...: Rahm: "So, who are your heroes"?

Obama: "Let me think, ... me."; २३/२/१०, १२:४७ PM
Tibore म्हणाले...: "Wow, Rahm... Bill was right about Monica here."; २३/२/१०, १२:५० PM
rhhardin म्हणाले...: If you hold your hands upside-down when you pray, you get the opposite of what you ask for.; २३/२/१०, १:२० PM
Skyler म्हणाले...: When you worship me, you must hold your hands thus.; २३/२/१०, १:२६ PM
David म्हणाले...: Rahm: "Mr. President?"

Obama (thinking): "I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here."; २३/२/१०, १:३० PM
XWL म्हणाले...: Already captioned this sucker for February 19th's LOL Obama, to repeat myself:

[thought bubble]'I'd rather be golfing...
Hell, anything would be better than this crap,
Who knew being prez would be soooooooo boring...

(and for you Bob Dylan fans out there, yesterday's LOL Obama, has extra Bob Dylan, for your pleasure); २३/२/१०, १:४८ PM
Phil 314 म्हणाले...: Oh that's right! the legislature! they do have something to do with getting this done, don't they.

Now who's that white woman from California?; २३/२/१०, १:५५ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: "Well, at least we can take credit for Cheney's heart attack."; २३/२/१०, २:११ PM
Kirby Olson म्हणाले...: "I KNOW I said it would be fun."; २३/२/१०, २:२४ PM
Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...: ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.; २३/२/१०, २:२७ PM
Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...: Obama meditating; २३/२/१०, २:२९ PM
Mark म्हणाले...: Yes, it's too late for the blue pill.; २३/२/१०, २:३५ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: how the hell did glenn beck get in here?; २३/२/१०, ४:४३ PM
William म्हणाले...: Is this all there is?; २३/२/१०, ४:५९ PM
Bigwig म्हणाले...: Eli eli lamana sabachthani?; २३/२/१०, ७:०६ PM
buddy larsen म्हणाले...: "После того как мы ветра здесь, вы получите инъекцию амфетамина из Доктор Моррель. Но в то же время, ради бога, проснись и притворяться, как вы, президент!"; २८/२/१०, ८:५६ AM
howie8 म्हणाले...: There is a God !; २५/७/१०, १:०८ PM
Unknown म्हणाले...: If that girl Berlusconi sent me doesn’t stop soon this house is gonna get a little whiter.; १५/११/१०, १०:२३ PM