Althouse: Once, it was 20-hour sex sessions.

२३ जानेवारी, २०१०

Once, it was 20-hour sex sessions.

Then, it tapered off. And now, Brangelina is no more.

५४ टिप्पण्या:

Moose म्हणाले...: Ah well. Angelina can always go back to her brother...; २३/१/१०, ९:३३ PM
careen म्हणाले...: It reaffirms my belief that there is *always* something better than marriage *if* you're really at the top of your game - which oddly warms my heart.

Marriage is a nice retirement plan, however. And I'm charmed down to my tippy-toes when I meet an engaged early 20-something couple who have been actively building a life together since high school - as I just did this christmas. If you're going to do it, that's the most perfect version of the high wire act. It would take a tremendous amount of faith but the payoffs are huge. You'll always be with someone who knew you when you were young and vice versa.; २३/१/१०, ९:३३ PM
DADvocate म्हणाले...: Now I can move in on Angelina, but I've gotta break it off from Jennifer first.; २३/१/१०, ९:३७ PM
Peter V. Bella म्हणाले...: Who cares. Just bobble headed morons whose only talent is reading teleprompters for movies. Sort of like some feller in Washington.; २३/१/१०, ९:५३ PM
SteveR म्हणाले...: Easy cum, easy go.; २३/१/१०, १०:०५ PM
chickelit म्हणाले...: LOL SteveR!; २३/१/१०, १०:०९ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: Marriage is a nice retirement plan, however.

I got my right hand man in charge of my retirement ;); २३/१/१०, १०:१९ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: If you are that attractive and aren't serious about settling down with a family, why get married? And especially why have kids?

I mean, really. Go out and have sex. It's always fun the first time.; २३/१/१०, १०:२५ PM
Peano म्हणाले...: It's all about Brad and Angelina. Never mind their children. Family values.; २३/१/१०, १०:२७ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: It reaffirms my belief that there is *always* something better than marriage *if* you're really at the top of your game - which oddly warms my heart.

Nobody wants a 'family'

Why have children when you can just get them in Haiti or Africa?; २३/१/१०, १०:३४ PM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: "They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one's face, as if it
were the most fascinating of sins."
Oscar Wilde; २३/१/१०, १०:३५ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: Brad Pitt should go out and get laid by a different reasonably hot chick 330 times this year.; २३/१/१०, १०:३६ PM
Paul Kirchner म्हणाले...: I knew the marriage was in trouble when Brad started putting those braids in his goatee. Every time I've seen a guy do that, he's divorced three months later.; २३/१/१०, १०:३७ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: Are we enjoying this breakup..

As we would enjoy the crashing of Air America?; २३/१/१०, १०:४८ PM
NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...: Hey, that lasted a long time in celebrity years!; २३/१/१०, ११:०१ PM
d-day म्हणाले...: ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.; २३/१/१०, ११:०२ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: Hey, that lasted a long time in celebrity years!

In Napolitanese 'the marriage worked'.; २३/१/१०, ११:०३ PM
d-day म्हणाले...: Glancing at the headline, I assumed this was an Andrew Sullivan post. So, so glad to be mistaken

Word Verification, I kid you not: "bagger"; २३/१/१०, ११:०५ PM
Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...: She says she sometimes gets mad enough that she tears his shirt.

That's pretty mad.; २३/१/१०, ११:०८ PM
Fred4Pres म्हणाले...: I am not buying the 20 hour sex sessions. But they have a lot of kids so I wish them well on this. It must be difficult.; २३/१/१०, ११:१५ PM
chickelit म्हणाले...: I knew the marriage was in trouble when Brad started putting those braids in his goatee. Every time I've seen a guy do that, he's divorced three months later

I wondered what was up with that but thought it might be for a film. They're for real though? What are they, some sign of solidarity with the third world:"horn-rows"? Yeesh.
I do feel sorry for the the kids, but otherwise, their Schade is kinda my Freude.; २३/१/१०, ११:१८ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: I am not buying the 20 hour sex sessions.

I got a bootleg.. just send me an e-mail I'm sure we can work something out ;); २३/१/१०, ११:३७ PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: She says she sometimes gets mad enough that she tears his shirt.

And she a UN ambassador?; २३/१/१०, ११:४० PM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: Brangelina will survive.; २३/१/१०, ११:५८ PM
BJM म्हणाले...: Had Brangelina taken up cross country skiing all would be well.; २४/१/१०, १२:०२ AM
William म्हणाले...: Money. Fame. Good Looks. Great Sex. And they end up miserable together. There don't seem to be any sure fire qualifiers for domestic bliss. Well, a lot of people will feel more comfortable in their squat lives upon hearing of this.; २४/१/१०, १२:१९ AM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: Brangelina doesn't feel anything anymore.; २४/१/१०, १२:३९ AM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: What's Brangelina to do; २४/१/१०, १२:४३ AM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: the Brangelina thrill is gone; २४/१/१०, १२:५० AM
Beth म्हणाले...: It might be so, but I'll believe it when they actually announce it. What is the "News of the World"? What kind of attribution is "we can reveal"?; २४/१/१०, १२:५१ AM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: Brangelina came tumbling down.; २४/१/१०, १२:५९ AM
Titus म्हणाले...: Went to dindin at Whole Foods tonight with my husband. Yes, it is tough, at times, going out for dindin with a vege. Not as many options as you would imagine.

Than went to a second viewing of A Single Man. Colin Firth tour de force, Julianne Moore, fab.

Tom Ford, what a wonderful transition from designing of clothes to cinema...and welcome.

Overall, very artsy, fab, beautiful, wonderful music, sad and compelling

Althouse, run don't walk to it. It is about a College Professor you know so you may find you have something in common with the Lead Role.

Now I am hungry. I am sorry but Whole Foods Salad Bar does not make it for me but I do feel bad for Americans that do not have the ability to walk to a Whole Foods. Is there anything more depressing?

Tits.; २४/१/१०, १:०० AM
The Crack Emcee म्हणाले...: Damn, Brad's letting a real catch go with that one. What's wrong with him?

I've got it:

He must be intimidated by women who make a lot of money.; २४/१/१०, १:०० AM
Revenant म्हणाले...: This is a minor quibble, but: the article says "20 hours in bed together", not "20 hours of sex".

That presumably includes a lot of sleeping, too. :); २४/१/१०, १:०४ AM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: What's wrong with him?

Maybe HIS house is not a home ;); २४/१/१०, १:१२ AM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: There is a good possibility Brad is gay.. not that there is anything wrong with that.. not at all.; २४/१/१०, १:१८ AM
T J Sawyer म्हणाले...: "...those braids in his goatee. Every time I've seen a guy do that, he's divorced three months later."

Think Jesse Ventura. Same wife since 1975. Time for a political comeback?; २४/१/१०, २:०१ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: "She says she sometimes gets mad enough that she tears his shirt."

I thought that was foreplay.; २४/१/१०, ३:११ AM
Kensington म्हणाले...: "Once, it was 20-hour sex sessions..."

And then Brad started including Angelina in them.; २४/१/१०, ३:१२ AM
Ralph L म्हणाले...: I don't believe they were legally married. At the grocery store yesterday, Aniston was on several covers, allegedly rubbing it in Jolie's face that she has a nicer body, despite being 40. They've really milked that conflict.; २४/१/१०, ३:१३ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: @Lem: Teddy Ballgame was a great looking guy when he was young, the Brad Pitt of his era?; २४/१/१०, ३:१५ AM
AllenS म्हणाले...: They never had any children. Their family consists of about 6 kids that they went out and bought from poor families that lived in poor countries. The marriage never had a chance. Brad could go back to Jennifer, but the simple fact that she's not spending enough time in the shower is a big turn off. So that probably won't happen. He needs to call Tiger Woods.; २४/१/१०, ४:५६ AM
ricpic म्हणाले...: What happens to their exotic trophy children now? Oh the children, the children.

As to Brad: time for this midwestern reg'lar guy to find a reg'lar midwestern gal and quit chasing the "interesting" life.

Angelina will end up like those Grey Gardens ladies.; २४/१/१०, ५:५८ AM
jag म्हणाले...: Two thoughts: Angelina made Brad Pitt look old and tired before his time; now I know why. On a serious note, I don't think celebrity couples should be allowed to adopt children b/c what they are really doing is leasing them.; २४/१/१०, ७:५१ AM
michaele म्हणाले...: I wonder if growing political differences contributed. Angelina is reputedly not a big fan of Obama and Pitt still sips from the gallon sized Kool-Aid glass.; २४/१/१०, ८:०८ AM
I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...: Lem said:

"Hey, that lasted a long time in celebrity years!..In Napolitanese 'the marriage worked'."

LOL Lem once I figured out what Napolitanese meant!

wv =pstanc = how AllenS thinks Aniston smells?; २४/१/१०, ८:३२ AM
AllenS म्हणाले...: I'm tellin ya, AJ, word verification is the new voodoo mojo.; २४/१/१०, ८:३७ AM
AllenS म्हणाले...: I have a question. If you open the comments and then don't post anything, what happens to the word verification word? Where does it go? Will it be recycled?; २४/१/१०, ८:४१ AM
Moose म्हणाले...: Those aren't children, by the way. They're pets. Anyone that goes out and buys 6 children is manifesting something like animal horders syndrome.

Angelina is compensating for something deep and twisted. Brad is just... Eye candy.

Right, Titus?; २४/१/१०, ८:५० AM
the gold digger म्हणाले...: Their family consists of about 6 kids that they went out and bought from poor families that lived in poor countries.

I'm embarrassed that I know this, but three of their children are their biological children. And yes, they are gorgeous.; २४/१/१०, ९:०२ AM
I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...: AllenS:

According to Pat Robertson, anything mojo related goes to Haiti to do bad things.

wv = jecarda? = what Jersey Shore bar bouncers ask each other; २४/१/१०, ९:३० AM
George म्हणाले...: Well, perhaps "20 hours of sex" means it took both of them 20 hours to actually do the deed...as in dysfunction junction.

That would certainly better explain the breakup. I mean, just how many years would any quasi-marriage last if it took 20 hours of twoplay to have either party hit high C?; २४/१/१०, १०:२६ AM
अनामित म्हणाले...: No great tragedy here. Brad is better of besides he can always move into my place for awhile until he gets back on his feet.; २४/१/१०, १०:५८ AM
vnjagvet म्हणाले...: I thought jecarda was capitol of teh Once's native country.; २४/१/१०, ७:५२ PM