३१ ऑक्टोबर, २००९

"It drives me insane, it's not how you eat a chicken wing."

If I'm eating chicken wings wrong, I don't want to be right. It seems to me this guy has a prissy aversion to getting bones anywhere near his mouth. It's cute that you know how to debone the thing with your fingies but some of us enjoy bone-gnawing.

Also, I like the very end part of the wing, well cooked and crispy, and I'm happy to eat the whole thing, bone included.

२१ टिप्पण्या:

chickelit म्हणाले...

I'm scared now

wv: exifi verb (trans) (1) Early 21st century internet slang for "to crucify".

Tyrone Slothrop म्हणाले...

The hardest part is making the chicken hold still.

Bissage म्हणाले...

"Penguins is practically chickens."

Wince म्हणाले...

...some of us enjoy bone-gnawing.

More than you'll ever know!

miller म्हणाले...

Yum! Crispy, crunchy chicken wings that you can just pop in your mouth and eat the whole cracklin' thing!

David म्हणाले...

"Penguins is practically chickens."

Bissage, have you ever imagined a flock of chickens running on the ice? Your post gave me that pleasure for the first time.

Joan म्हणाले...

I didn't detect any prissiness in that video. The narrator's all for eating the crunchy cartilage and sucking off any bits of meat still clinging to the extracted bones.

It's an interesting technique. I'm going to try it next time I have wings. Thanks!

Tyrone Slothrop म्हणाले...

That may be how they eat chicken wings in Blefescu, but it just won't hold here in Liliput.

ricpic म्हणाले...

Chicken wings,
Nasty things,
Taken naked, that is;
Dressed, of course,
Grilled and sauced,
Sybaritic status.

chickelit म्हणाले...

How about some grilled bat wings on a stick? Link.

Tibore म्हणाले...

I like the "boneless" wings better. Which leads to a musing: How exactly does one breed a chicken with boneless wings? Is the chicken traumatized by its inability to properly fly? Or is the whole chicken boneless, and just sits around like some small pillow, squaking and jiggling like a white, feathered mound of jello?

Which brings us to buffalo: Are "boneless" buffalo wings also from boneless buffalo? Could you imagine: A whole lot of couch-sized beanbag chairs that are self warming. Those'd make the best winter seaon furniture pieces ever!

These are deep thoughts for a Saturday college football afternoon. :D

Tyrone Slothrop म्हणाले...

Tibore-

Maybe this will help

Skipper50 म्हणाले...

Dem bones is da best part.

Jeff with one 'f' म्हणाले...

Prissiness and metafilter = hand in glove.

Fred4Pres म्हणाले...

What a jerk off (as in prissily jerking the chicken off the bone). The proper way to eat a chicken wing is to suck the meat off the bones. The bones acutally work at a handle. Cartilege and all. Yumm.

Cedarford म्हणाले...

Mincy guys mincily bite chicken wings.

Ralph L म्हणाले...

At my step-brother's wedding reception 20 years ago, I bit into a chicken wing cleverly disguised as a non-descript fried chicken part. One of the most traumatic experiences of my life.

CharlesVegas म्हणाले...

I like my brother's technique: Insert flat into mouth. Bite down on far end. Pull bones out of mouth.

Bender R म्हणाले...

Hey, that bastard double-dipped!

Joe म्हणाले...

He probably eats pizza with a knife and fork.

kentuckyliz म्हणाले...

Makes me think of NWA

(warning! explicit lyrics)