Althouse: "Like two tragic Playboy bunnies who're going through some kind of tiresome art school phase where they lounge around the mansion reading Anais Nin...

२ सप्टेंबर, २००९

"Like two tragic Playboy bunnies who're going through some kind of tiresome art school phase where they lounge around the mansion reading Anais Nin...

"... and smoking cloves and talking about how their work as centerfolds is really just a post-modern reclamation of the male gaze and telling Hef not to be such a phallocentrist perv. But now that I'm old, I feel like, a) screw The Girls Next Door, THAT's the reality show I want to watch, and b) eh, the rabbit ears are kind of cute...."

११ टिप्पण्या:

Bissage म्हणाले...: So, I go up to this guy and I show him a picture of my kids.

He says, "No, those are monkeys but that's a nice wallet you've got there."

No respect. No respect at all.; २/९/०९, १०:३३ AM
Chase म्हणाले...: I tell ya, my wife's cooking is so bad, the flies chipped in to repair the screen door.

No respect.; २/९/०९, ११:२७ AM
SteveR म्हणाले...: All those years I waited for them to turn 18 and pooof! it was too late.; २/९/०९, ११:५१ AM
Salamandyr म्हणाले...: I am sort of amazed at how much like porn stars those two look.; २/९/०९, ११:५३ AM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: "Sex workers" have no retirement plan. That is a tragic but well known result from the freedom to live a life free from the traditional standards called morality.; २/९/०९, १२:०६ PM
Paddy O म्हणाले...: They coming out of a wal-mart?; २/९/०९, १२:२१ PM
Bissage म्हणाले...: Just want to make sure no one thinks I was saying the Olsen twins look like monkeys, K?; २/९/०९, १:५० PM
Smilin' Jack म्हणाले...: ...two tragic Playboy bunnies who...lounge around the mansion reading Anais Nin...

Sounds like my idea of heaven. However, the Olsen twins are not centerfold material.; २/९/०९, १:५९ PM
John म्हणाले...: Man did they grow up to be cayote ugly. What homely young women.; २/९/०९, २:०३ PM
Joe म्हणाले...: They are very freaky looking. Way too skinny too. They are only 23 (looked it up), but look like they are in their 50s and that's an insult to most 50-year-olds.; २/९/०९, ८:०७ PM
srfwotb म्हणाले...: They've always had a Benjamin Button thing going on.

They were ugly little rabbit kids as babies. (BTW I would never call a baby ugly unless I knew it was going to grow up to be a much feted billionaire.) They got slightly cuter, but still when they hit 18, they looked like weirdly youthful grannies circa 1910.

Now they look late middle-aged. When they're 60, I expect them to look about 13, then turn into newborns and disappear.; ५/९/०९, १२:३६ AM