२४ जुलै, २००९

After fleeing the crime scene naked on a bicycle...

... this is how you end up "posing" for the police evidence photo. There's no male frontal nudity at that link, but there is some choice male backal nudity.

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chuck b. म्हणाले...

More horrible news from Florida. It really is the worst state. Or as Jason (the commenter) put it, the best state for horrible news.

Bissage म्हणाले...

Wow.

So it turns out to be true, after all.

There really are guys out there who will f*ck a hole in the ground.

Now I know.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

I hope there's aren't fire ants in that lawn.

chickelit म्हणाले...

I'm glad it wasn't caudal nudity.

John Burgess म्हणाले...

chuck b. Your restatement, via Jason (the commenter) is better.

But Florida is simply a whole lot of fun to be in. Crazy shit all the time and most of it doesn't affect any given individual. To be affected, in fact, would sort of like be like winning at Power Ball.

Wince म्हणाले...

What the hell happened to the right side of his face, as shown in both pictures?

Big Mike म्हणाले...

Professor, is Meade aware that you go surfing around the Internet for pictures of the bare backsides of strange men?

अनामित म्हणाले...

Citizenship status?

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

This dude had a very bad night, indeed. Maybe his 14 year old girl friend was from Argentina and she told him she loved him.

Big Mike म्हणाले...

@EDH, according to the summary on the first page, the guy was punched several times by the father. You could be looking at blood.

Ron म्हणाले...

Meade, are you s-faced again? ;)

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

The police report notes he has a large disc birthmark on his face. I'll say.

Ralph L म्हणाले...

The girl must have been blind, or else she felt really sorry for him.

Will म्हणाले...

A 23-year old, caught in bed with a 14-year old by her father. The man's lucky to be alive.

Penny म्हणाले...

But at least we know he is in great physical shape.

If only we could get him to exercise his mind.

Unknown म्हणाले...

Bummer!

Penny म्हणाले...

You are right, Jess. Getting caught with your pants off just plain sucks. Unless you are a naturalist or an exhibitionist, of course.

The next biggest bummer is being horny without a brain.

Maybe it would help if we had mandatory birth date tattooing and government sponsored classes on the age of consent?

Penny म्हणाले...

Cynicism is a disease with no known vaccine.

अनामित म्हणाले...

"Backal" isn't a word. A better word would have been "dorsal."

@Penny: E.O. Wilson is a "naturalist." I think you were going for "naturist."

Diamondhead म्हणाले...

All else aside, nice ass.