Althouse: "Don't ask how we got a hold of Vanity Fair columnist and Mos Def-disser Christopher Hitchen's outgoing voicemail message."

१४ एप्रिल, २००९

"Don't ask how we got a hold of Vanity Fair columnist and Mos Def-disser Christopher Hitchen's outgoing voicemail message."

"Just thank us and move along."

१९ टिप्पण्या:

Ron म्हणाले...: That's it? I wanted so much more...; १४/४/०९, ६:३६ AM
Ron म्हणाले...: I want to have a collection of celebrity voices do my answering machine message. They could be famous for their voice, or just famous! They'd have to identify themselves, and then go through the usual "Leave a message" spiel. If I had a bunch I'd switch 'em out occasionally...

Just for the hell of it!; १४/४/०९, ६:३८ AM
Bissage म्हणाले...: This is what you will hear if you dial the House of Bissage: “Thank you for calling Audio Cerebral Solutions. This prerecorded message confirms that your reprogramming is now complete. Have a nice day.”

** hangs up **

** dial tone **; १४/४/०९, ६:५१ AM
Jason (the commenter) म्हणाले...: Is Blue his dog?"Blue" is his wife, Carol Blue.; १४/४/०९, ७:०१ AM
KCFleming म्हणाले...: You Know What To DoThe Beatles; a rarity.; १४/४/०९, ७:२२ AM
Peter V. Bella म्हणाले...: I agree with Ron.; १४/४/०९, ७:३४ AM
Ann Althouse म्हणाले...: Well I had an old dog and his name was Blue
Yes, I had an old dog and his name was Blue
Well I had an old dog and his name was Blue
Bet ya five dollars he’s a good dog too

Old blue chased a possum up a holler (hollow) limb
Blue chased a possum up a holler limb
Blue chased a possum up a holler limb
The possum growled, Blue whined at him

Bye bye Blue
You good dog you
Bye bye Blue
You good dog you

When old Blue died he died so hard
He shook the ground in my back yard
We lowered him down with a golden chain
And every link we called his name

Bye bye Blue you good dog you
Bye bye Blue
You good dog you

My old Blue he was a good old hound
You’d hear him hollering miles around
When I get to heaven first thing I’ll do
I’ll grab my horn and call for Blue

Bye bye Blue
You good dog you
Bye bye Blue
You good dog you; १४/४/०९, ७:३७ AM
MadisonMan म्हणाले...: Boring.; १४/४/०९, ७:३८ AM
MadisonMan म्हणाले...: (The message, that is); १४/४/०९, ७:३८ AM
Ernesto Ariel Suárez म्हणाले...: Is that Jeremy/Michael and Alpha's blog??

The school day is too short for some people...; १४/४/०९, ७:४२ AM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: I once heard on the radio that it is possible to do a personality profile thru a personal voice mail as the only source of data.

Not coincidently a brief voice mail is a sign of high intelligence.; १४/४/०९, ८:०३ AM
John Christopher म्हणाले...: Don't ask how you got it? The man is listed in the phone book. Sheesh.; १४/४/०९, ८:३९ AM
Wince म्हणाले...: I find it refreshing when someone presumes that I already know how the standard voice message protocol works.; १४/४/०९, ८:४१ AM
Meade म्हणाले...: "You've reached Althouse and Meade.
Speak up now... tell us what you need."; १४/४/०९, ९:०९ AM
Henry म्हणाले...: Althouse is the number one google result for "two good dogs"

Thought you'd like to know.; १४/४/०९, ९:४७ AM
Ron म्हणाले...: Althouse! Meade! I double dog dare you to actually sing your Once and Future Answering Machine Message!

And don't gimme any "I can't sing" or "I'm a hoity toity lawprof" blah blah blah! If I can make a fool of myselfSo can you!; १४/४/०९, ९:४८ AM
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...: This is Althouse and Meade... if you are Sullivan.. the number you have reached has been pulled from the wall or is no longer in service... please check the number and try your miserable luck again.; १४/४/०९, १०:१६ AM
NotWhoIUsedtoBe म्हणाले...: As a troll for page views, that was pretty good. Making the track :43 was brilliant, because we were suckered into thinking there was more.; १४/४/०९, १:४० PM
Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...: I liked the voicemail message of my former, rather grouchy boss:

"This is [John Doe]. If I didn't answer my phone, I'm probably dead. In case not, leave a message."; १४/४/०९, ४:२५ PM