Althouse: "Wear protective headgear, walk in pairs and carry umbrellas..."

२३ जानेवारी, २००९

"Wear protective headgear, walk in pairs and carry umbrellas..."

... because you'll need to defend yourself against the rampaging squirrels.

१५ टिप्पण्या:

AllenS म्हणाले...: "Walk fastly, and carry a big stick." -- TeddyS Roosevelt; २३/१/०९, १:०३ PM
XWL म्हणाले...: ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.; २३/१/०९, १:०६ PM
XWL म्हणाले...: Just send a few varmint callers out their way, problem solved.; २३/१/०९, १:०७ PM
Henry म्हणाले...: Did you see the other nurse-related story in the same section?

Nurse "killed mother with ornamental horse"

It's the new ending to The Glass Menagerie.; २३/१/०९, १:११ PM
vbspurs म्हणाले...: Who will protect the squirrels from Mike Huckabee?; २३/१/०९, १:१४ PM
Buford Gooch म्हणाले...: First it was flaming squirrels: http://www.koco.com/cnn-news/18530377/detail.html; २३/१/०९, १:१४ PM
Big Mike म्हणाले...: Ordinarily squirrels run away from humans, and luckily they aren't prone to rabies (or so an animal control officer told me when I found one going crazy [I wanted to say "going nutsy" but that's too cute] in my yard).

somebody had been hand-feeding those rodents, and this is never a good idea.; २३/१/०९, १:३१ PM
Christy म्हणाले...: A squirrel took offence when I slung a hammock in the wooded part of my backyard. Every time I'd try to enjoy the hammock the squirrel pelted me from on high with all it could grab.

Is there an uglier word in the English language than squirrel? Depict, maybe. Neither flow trippingly from the tongue.; २३/१/०९, २:०२ PM
bearbee म्हणाले...: This is a stick up. Your nuts or your life.; २३/१/०९, २:२१ PM
Fred Drinkwater म्हणाले...: A High School English teacher maintained that "victuals" is the ugliest english word. I lean that way myself.; २३/१/०९, २:२३ PM
traditionalguy म्हणाले...: Mike Huckaby is said to have recieved the cure to obesity and to Squirrel raiding parties in one vision from God: Arise Mike and Kill and eat those unclean varmints, and to heck with PETA.; २३/१/०९, २:५३ PM
Bob म्हणाले...: Then there's the Black American Squirrel, who presumably wants to rape you...; २३/१/०९, ३:४७ PM
Synova म्हणाले...: The squirrels at Keesler, AFB were completely tame. I bought nuts (unsalted!) from the vending machine and fed them at least once, and the cute thing held on to my finger with one little paw and took the nut out of my hand. Another time I was sitting at a picnic table, leaning back on it, near our dorms and a squirrel climbed up my leg and up over my shoulder and scampered away. (I was disguised as a tree at the time... woodland camo.)

But now... now I wonder if the story we heard about the poor Airman who got in so much trouble because he killed a squirrel with a rake just as the base commander's wife drove by. Now I wonder if maybe it was self-defense. :-); २३/१/०९, ४:२६ PM
bearbee म्हणाले...: Then there's the Black American Squirrel, who presumably wants to rape you...

Offspring of a rogue American black squirrel.

The spread of US imperialism.; २३/१/०९, ४:४८ PM
Dust Bunny Queen म्हणाले...: What a bunch of pussies. Afraid of squirrels? Someone might "fall unconscious" because a squirrel was aggressively begging for nuts?

Sheesh. I would hate to see what these pansies would do with the aggressive and very smelly pan handlers in San Francisco.

If you want to be afraid.....very afraid....run away from a flock of aggressive and hungry geese. Mean, smelly, bite you and poop everywhere. Oh, wait...nevermind...just like the pan handlers in San Francisco; २३/१/०९, ८:३५ PM