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One twin sucks the life force out of another.
A terrifying photograph, which seems to be something akin to "The Portrait of Dorian Gray" — except the aging entity is not a painting — it's a living woman!
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It looks completely unterrifying to me. But then men get more attractive as they age, owing to looking less like teenaged males.
Wow, and I used to think the Olsen twins were hot.
It'll be interesting to read the biographies that are written about that pair of girls 50 years from now. Pity I most likely won't be here to read it.
How much, according to the NY Times, did People Magazine pay in March 2008 for photos of Jennifer Lopez and her babies?
a) Nothing
b) $500,000
c) $1,500,000
d) $5,000,000
In the future, celebrities will have cameras in their bathrooms, dressing rooms, and kitchens. We will be able to see Brad Pitt shaving and the toiletry brands he uses; we will be able to see Jennifer Anniston model clothes in her home and learn what makeup shes uses and how she applies it; and we will see what breakfast cereals their children eat, all as it happens.
Just imagine the brand placement opportunities!
Celebrities will, in essence, become like Twilight Zone zoo creatures—Unimaginably wealthy, but with no privacy, under constant supervision, required to conform to advertisers' wishes.
Perhaps we will even watch them drink and use drugs, because certain advertisers will want that 'edgy' rebel image for their products. Then as they waste away and wholesome brands cancel relationships with them, pharmaceutical companies and spa/surgery chains will become their new sponsors, and we will watch as their appearances and behavior improves with the use of psychiatric drugs, plastic surgery, and Botox-like products.
Answer: (d)
Wow...that picture is amazingly sad.
There's no business like show business ... thank God.
It's not aging. They're what, 21, almost 22? She's got some serious issues. Anoerexia for one. Others too.
Is she too rich or too thin?
Wait, those really are the Olsen twins? I'm skeptical. Bad lighting perhaps? Costume ball? Help me out here.
WHOA!!! What the hell happened to them? They don't look like fresh faced young actresses anymore; they look like crusty, old-money, big city socialites!
e-GADS! That's a terrible picture of them.
I made my comment at 8:01AM thinking that there was no way that was the Olsen twins but looked enough like them for the comment to be funny. I guess it's not so funny.
The comments on Gawker are most unlovely. Worst one:
"What's black and gold and totally fucking worthless?"
Ha ha ha ha ha. No wait, I meant that's mean!
she too rich or too thin?
LOL
Actually what I see is that one finally gets it, the other one is trying to get it to put up her nose. Next.
Well, that certainly explains why the one twin hit 47 on the upcoming Maxim 100 most hot/beautiful/whatthehellever list and the other twin is off it entirely.
tibore - They haven't looked like fresh faced young actresses in quite some time. I will hand it to them for avoiding the Lohan/Spears/etc... path, but they've looked like homeless aging socialites for what seems like ev-ver now.
The one dressed on the gold dress looks strangely like a Sneetch.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can buy a much higher quality misery.
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