१४ फेब्रुवारी, २००८

"You've done an inside job on my heart."

Political valentines.

IN THE COMMENTS: "As a matter of fact I DO question the patriotism of his love for you" and more.

१९ टिप्पण्या:

Meade म्हणाले...

My love for you is superdelegated

Meade म्हणाले...

For you, my love poll has no margin of error

Meade म्हणाले...

Be my political vortex

Meade म्हणाले...

I want to count your chads

Meade म्हणाले...

Honey, I've fallen so hard that I wouldn't even mind being sort of pimped out by you in some weird sort of way

Meade म्हणाले...

Well, the smoke-filled room is so stuffy,
I can hardly breathe.
Ev'rybody's bailin' on Hillry but me and you
And I can't be the last to leave.
I'm pledging my primary support to Barak Hu,
Hopin' you'll register to vote, too

Meade म्हणाले...

I know your love is in the highest bracket
but please don't tax cut my heart

Meade म्हणाले...

You've got me over a pork barrel of love.

Meade म्हणाले...

Stop waterboarding my love
and curb your terrifying interrogation of my heart

Meade म्हणाले...

My desires for you are unconstitutional

So amend the Constitution already

Simon म्हणाले...

Petition for certiorari...

Meade म्हणाले...

What? The Establishment Clause prohibits us from even holding hands?

Meade म्हणाले...

Pay no attention to my latin-tongued rivals.

They'll break contracts of love quicker'n you can say "philadelphia lawyer."

Meade म्हणाले...

As a matter of fact I DO question the patriotism of his love for you.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

LOL.

I'm just reading this now at 10 at night.

Meade म्हणाले...

Ah, good. The things we do for love. I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing.

Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...

*Looks up certiorari*

Mr. Forward म्हणाले...

Yesterdays vows that got you flustered?
Sorry bout that, they've been filibustered.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

"I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing."

One year later, it would all come to fruition!