She was over-excited, full of froth, full of fizz, Out of nowhere it came, one quick heave; Any hope she'd be fazed? not this whirligig whiz, She was back in a flash, by your leave.
You'd all never dare call Ruth Anne a "man". Ruth Anne is so syrup-y sweet, good and polite she has to be a woman.
But, bad Maxine is so confrontational, combative, extreme, and nasty....she must be a man. Women are made of sugar and spice and not capable of all the vitriol Maxine spews forth.
Maxine, did someone insult you by calling you "a man?" (Was his name Tom J. P. Courtney, Esq. per chance?) Anywho, how dare he. For instance, you would never vomit on camera, would you? Of course not. Even I know that. Only men are capable of being so extremely crude. Men like Tom J. P. Courtney, Esq.
Clearly, Eva Nazemson is a man posing as a woman. It goes without saying. For all we know, "she" is Tom J. P. Courtney, Esq.
Ruth Anne barely ever even belches. And when she does belch, it's very demure and ladylike. Yes, Ruth Anne is a goddess. I could not agree with you more.
And you are so very right about Ruth Anne being sweetness and goodness incarnate. More women should follow her voluptuous and feminine example. If only because it would make us men (men like Tom J. P. Courtney, Esq.) very very happy, which is our right, under the Declaration of Independence, to pursue - Happiness.
The Blogger gets the commenters she deserves. The Blogger has no control over who comes through that door.
If only Althouse were able to cherry-pick the exact type of commenters she wanted...I'm sure she'd hand-pick people that like Ingmar Bergman movies, people that could stay on-topic, people that never invoke her sons or Cliff Kresge, people that reaffirm her own personal worldview.
But, she can't. Althouse is stuck with whatever craven Reprobates decide to shuffle on in, here.
No wonder she refuses to allow her fans to set foot inside her private living space.
When the show is long and the night, the night phone-in is yours alone, when you're having period pains, well hang on. Now just let yourself go, everybody spews and everybody pukes sometimes.
Everybody spews. Take comfort in your period pain. Everybody spews. Don't throw up your hands. Oh, no. Don't throw up your hands. If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no. All of Sweden is watching. 180,000 hits on YouTube alone.
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She just had tofu.
She puked because of menstrual cramps? Is that her excuse? Weird.
well Ann,
You certainly demonstrated eclectic tastes with that one, which I could have done without.
Boy, now there's something to show the grand children around the holidays.
All I've got to show them in about 20 years is a picture of me playing basketball against Michael Jordan.
Well, okay, so I'm on the bench at the time.
Be nice to grandpa, dear.
SMG
She's got worse trouble than barfing. I couldn't understand a word she said!
is this, like.. drudgereport now, or ..um something?
She was over-excited, full of froth, full of fizz,
Out of nowhere it came, one quick heave;
Any hope she'd be fazed? not this whirligig whiz,
She was back in a flash, by your leave.
You'd all never dare call Ruth Anne a "man". Ruth Anne is so syrup-y sweet, good and polite she has to be a woman.
But, bad Maxine is so confrontational, combative, extreme, and nasty....she must be a man. Women are made of sugar and spice and not capable of all the vitriol Maxine spews forth.
Ruth Anne is the good one, Maxine is the bad one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj0Yxs7p3aE&mode=related&search=
Sweet Ruth Anne has to be a woman, and bad seed Maxine must be a "man" .
That's one tough broad.
Maxine, did someone insult you by calling you "a man?" (Was his name Tom J. P. Courtney, Esq. per chance?) Anywho, how dare he. For instance, you would never vomit on camera, would you? Of course not. Even I know that. Only men are capable of being so extremely crude. Men like Tom J. P. Courtney, Esq.
Clearly, Eva Nazemson is a man posing as a woman. It goes without saying. For all we know, "she" is Tom J. P. Courtney, Esq.
Ruth Anne barely ever even belches. And when she does belch, it's very demure and ladylike. Yes, Ruth Anne is a goddess. I could not agree with you more.
And you are so very right about Ruth Anne being sweetness and goodness incarnate. More women should follow her voluptuous and feminine example. If only because it would make us men (men like Tom J. P. Courtney, Esq.) very very happy, which is our right, under the Declaration of Independence, to pursue - Happiness.
The Blogger gets the commenters she deserves. The Blogger has no control over who comes through that door.
If only Althouse were able to cherry-pick the exact type of commenters she wanted...I'm sure she'd hand-pick people that like Ingmar Bergman movies, people that could stay on-topic, people that never invoke her sons or Cliff Kresge, people that reaffirm her own personal worldview.
But, she can't. Althouse is stuck with whatever craven Reprobates decide to shuffle on in, here.
No wonder she refuses to allow her fans to set foot inside her private living space.
Love, Maxine
"And the category is Mount Vesuvius."
Maybe live TV isn't such a great thing after all.
Mark
If Bob Barker had hurled like it would only be spitpolish on his legend...
Ron:
But Barker's excuse for spewing would have been something like, "I just had my pet spayed or neutered."
Mark
Menstrual cramps? She looks pregnant to me.
christy, i agree. the same thing happened in Knocked Up!
what if Variety mentioned her shift to movie reviewer?
"Hurl Girl thumbs 'Good Luck (Up)Chuck'."
Maybe this was the end result of the recent habit in movies to show people vomiting, usually as a device to demonstrate extreme emotion.
Now even game show hosts vomit. I hope live urination is still verboten.
Oh come on. Do they show O'Reilley in Sweden now?
Everybody's Gotta Spew Sometime
Spill your guts
Spew around you
Spill your guts
It will revolt you
I see you hurlin'
On the YouTube
Everybody's gotta spew sometime
Everybody's gotta retch sometime
Everybody's gotta hurl sometime
When the show is long and the night, the night phone-in is yours alone,
when you're having period pains, well hang on.
Now just let yourself go, everybody spews and everybody pukes sometimes.
Everybody spews. Take comfort in your period pain.
Everybody spews. Don't throw up your hands. Oh, no. Don't throw up your hands.
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no. All of Sweden is watching. 180,000 hits on YouTube alone.
What is it with these guys posting song lyrics.....Jeeez Louise.
Yer right, Trooper.
Makes me wanna puke.
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