१ जानेवारी, २००७

Resolution.

Write shorter blog posts. Blog posts will be as short as I can make them. Crisp! Honed with a sharp edge. Look out.

१६ टिप्पण्या:

Ruth Anne Adams म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
hdhouse म्हणाले...

gd 4 u

अनामित म्हणाले...

Concur.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Eh.

The one thing that annoys me the most here is when I perceive that you're in "law prof" mode, trying to provoke a response, make your readers analyse and think about that response, and then (perhaps) have something equally pithy to say about the subject at hand.

There's nothing wrong with that, of course, but what irks me is that I want to know what you think. Shorter blog posts sounds to me like we'll be getting more thought-provoking blurbs, and even less Althousian analysis and response than before.

So, are you trying to drive away your readers? Your blog, your decisions, of course, but my perception has always been that a good part of the reason you do this is to advance yourself in some way -- and you're doing a great job of that -- and again it seems to me that these recent decisions will have a negative impact if that is indeed your goal.

The blogosphere already has an Instapundit in TN, it doesn't need one in Madison, too.

अनामित म्हणाले...

The goal: more misunderstandings.

*edit edit scribble scribble*

Goal? Misunderstandings.

Of course, I say this as one who takes 100 words to clear my throat.

Happy New Year, Ann.

John Kindley म्हणाले...

"Write shorter blog posts. Blog posts will be as short as I can make them. Crisp! Honed with a sharp edge. Look out."

. . . But not so short and sharp that they're nothing more than sweeping generalizations that appear designed to piss people off for no good reason!

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

They won't be sweeping generalizations. They'll be sharpened points... designed to piss people off.

Bissage म्हणाले...

So, Joan's not into the koan.

She's not alone.

But me?

I feel at home.

Ron म्हणाले...

Aren't there plenty of blogs whose intention is to piss people off? Do we need another?

Peter Hoh म्हणाले...

A good blog is like a good restaurant experience, without the smarmy wait staff. There should be some appetizers -- crisp, delightful morsels that stimulate the palate. The entree gives the chef a chance to show off his or her skill, and gives us something to chew on.

We won't pass up dessert. It gives us something to nibble at and enjoy slowly. Something that lingers.

We want to be surprised, delighted, and sometimes challenged. We don't want what we can whip up ourselves, and we don't want something that looks like it just came out of a can.

Conversation with our tablemates is every bit as important as the meal itself. Do we need to dress to the nines? Pehaps not, but some of us will be wearing nice shoes. It would be nice if everyone at the table used good manners, but that's meta manners. We don't care which fork a fellow diner uses to eat his pie or salad, but we don't want to see
his mouth open while he's chewing.

Meade म्हणाले...

Counter-resolution: I will write longer, more nutrient-dense full-fat complex-flavored comments to fewer blog posts. Organic, handmade, and free of additives... designed to cheer the downtrodden, lift up the oppressed, and nourish the IQ-laden pisser-offers awash in their own starvation mode stomach ghrelin.

I'll call them... com-posts.

अनामित म्हणाले...

My suggestions for extra crispiness . . .

(the original)

Write shorter blog posts. Blog posts will be as short as I can make them. Crisp! Honed with a sharp edge. Look out.

(edited)

Write shorter posts. They will be as short as I can make. Crisp! Honed. Look out.

(explanation)

There aren't any other kind of post we would read here, so the word 'blog' is both unnecessary and clunky.

Replacing the word posts with 'they' is a matter of style, and to prevent the immediate repetition of the same word.

'Them' at the end of the second sentence is implied, we know you are referring to posts, so dropping that word won't change the meaning.

'Honed' already strongly implies that the goal is a sharp edge, to add "with a sharp edge" is redundant.

These are just suggestions, but I think comparing the original with the edit, you'll have to agree that the meaning is identical, but the edit is at least 17.3% more pithy.

While I'm posting, Happy New Year!

(and isn't a touch ironic that the a pedantic attempt to increase your pithiness greatly decreases my pithiness?)

John Kindley म्हणाले...

"They won't be sweeping generalizations."

Now THAT'S a New Year's Resolution!

(Love ya Ann:)

अनामित म्हणाले...

Meade: com-posts.

Very good. Very good indeed!

अनामित म्हणाले...

Ann, I admire your resolution to write shorter blog posts. Sounds like a refreshing antidote to those neverending, whiny rants that the Sphere's lefties are so fond of! But I'd like to suggest a second resolution (and who says you can only have one??? :)) -- more simulblogging!

By far, my favorite Althouse moments always happen when you're in simulblog mode (and they did make up 20% of the year's best posts, after all)! So why not ring in the new year with a new simulblog? Since there aren't any events or awards shows for a while, I suggest that you simulblog SWAP.avi. :) I really think that it complements the tone and intent of your bloggership, and besides its one of my favorite films. :) Thanks!

अनामित म्हणाले...

My opinion: It's not necessary. Your blog posts are fine, lengthwise, as they have always been.

I don't want to read a bunch of snappy Instaputz like one-liners.

Substance is more important than speed.