From the please-don't-make-me-read-it "Metropolitan Diary": "My 2-year-old daughter, Bellamy, came home from preschool the other day..."

Bellamy?

When does an actor's persona--"the character was described as 'charming but dull - a typical Ralph Bellamy type'"--so slip into oblivion that the sound alone remains and seems appropriate for a child's name?

Fifty years from now, in the Metropolitan Diary: "I was taking my twin sons, Paltrow and Theron, to preschool the other day..."