৭ নভেম্বর, ২০২৬

Things eyed too closely.

I'm reading "A Georgia O’Keeffe painting found hidden in a closet could fetch $3 million" (WaPo). That makes it sound as if something had been forgotten or its value not understood, but no:
This year, the painting’s owner invited her niece to help sort through belongings at her East Village apartment, according to Christie’s. The woman casually told her niece she had an original painting by Georgia O’Keeffe — one of the best-known American modernists — in her front closet, behind dozens of coats. The owner received the painting as a gift from her mother, who bought it from a Manhattan art dealer for $3,800 in 1963, Christie’s said in a statement. The woman displayed the work in her home until the mid-1980s, when she became suspicious that a guest at a bridge game she hosted was “eyeing it a bit too closely,” Christie’s said. She placed it in its original wooden box and left it in the closet until her niece found it.

The woman knew what she had! Spare me the "casually told her niece" and "until her niece found it." That's the niece's point of view. The woman knew it was valuable and deliberately hid it and was able to say exactly where it was. The niece didn't find it, she dug it out from a place that was chosen carefully to protect it and that was never forgotten. I'll bet she quietly enjoyed the niece's emotional journey. 

১৯টি মন্তব্য:

baghdadbob বলেছেন...

The Bridge guest might have been eyeing it too closely because flower-vaginas are visually stimulating.

Peachy+2 বলেছেন...

I love that painting. It's a good one.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

If the painting authenticity was in question, ai would look at it, a bit closely, looking for the O’Keeffe brush mystique.

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

she became suspicious that a guest at a bridge game she hosted was “eyeing it a bit too closely"

This is the best tidbit in the story. Mom and Dad always had bridge parties. We got to take the TV upstairs when that happened.

Not an oldster. বলেছেন...

Ok, fess up, anne.
Nobody will rob you...
What fine art investments have you hidden in the old house waiting for chris and jon jon to discover before meade puts them in the trash bin? He will, you know. 😆

mccullough বলেছেন...

Do younger people play Bridge? Any Tik Tok creators bridge players?

Saint Croix বলেছেন...

heh

Althouse blows up the WaPo without even trying. Here she is, in her Honda.

"Was I supposed to slow down, officer?"

or maybe

"Did I miss a sign or something?

And the fucking WaPo mastermind in a white van is too slow to even get a cop bribe out of his wallet.

Saint Croix বলেছেন...

oh hell I'm on the wrong thread

sorry

I'm going to throw this up here anyway

But what's really fun is when you hear one side of an angry phone call. Somebody on the other end of the phone is unhappy with the mastermind in the white van. Hillary? Obama? Sharp-as-a-tack Joe Biden? Could be anybody.

voice from a speaker

"What do you mean, she bribed the cops before you could get the window down? She's 40 years older than you are! I'm not paying you another million! Fuck off, WaPo, you rag. I'll pay for the whole NYT job the next time I want to kill a journalist. Holy shit you're an incompetent criminal. I'm not paying you another fucking dime. As a matter of fact, I'm calling your boss and asking for a goddamn refund."

"Sir, please, oh my God, do not damn my soul. I thought in Texas the liberals did not request God to damn us. That's what I was told. Please do not send me to hell. Please. Please. I didn't know what was in the paper. I just took the money to support my family."

"Don't fucking lie to me, you raghead fucker. You don't believe in hell. Nobody believes in hell! Except stupid conservative Christians."

Arab man stands there, quiet, trembling, unhappy.

"What the fuck? Are you just going to stand there in the street? The cops are going to arrest your ass if you don't get out of here. Are you on drugs?"

"No. No. You paid us. Of course we are sober."

"Are you fucking bragging? What are you doing? Why are you in this fucking country anyway?"

"I want to go home," whines the Arab.

"I wish you would go home!" the Democrat screams. He hangs up the smart phone. And the phone immediately rings again. The Democrat picks up the phone. "What?" he asks. There is a pause. "No it did not succeed. Do you know why it did not succeed? Because the fucking terrorist you hired is some trembling pussy--HEY!"

The skinny Islamic terrorist is scared out of his mind. He's running away on foot. He's looking up at the heavens, worried that God is going to kill him with a lightning bolt.

"He's running away. On foot! Oh my God, he looks like a fucking terrorist. Look at this shit. Now he's hiding under a fucking shrub. This is unbelievable. You know how much we paid?"

Pause.

"$5,000? What the fuck? What happened to the rest of our money?" Long pause. "The other goddamn $995,000, that's what fucking money. If the motherfucking man who planted the bomb -- which has not gone off by the way. Holy shit, where is that bomb? I got to get our of here before the bomb goes off. Fuck me. I'll call you back."

The white van speeds away.

Meanwhile the terrorist is cryring out to the heavens.

"Please forgive me, Jesus! Please! I did not know. They lied to me. Moses! I am sorry. You know I love the Jews. Abraham! I pray to you every day. Please do not give me a brain embolism out of the blue. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am pathetic and sorry."

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

"I'll bet she quietly enjoyed the niece's emotional journey."

She placed her niece along the train tracks dragging a big Georgia O’Keeffe painting in a wooden wagon.

A timeless piece needs a Wowee! background story; or is it a Yippee! background story?
I'm terrible at Nicolas Cage like exuberant expressions.
Except for D'oh!; my go-to favorite for the incongruity in everything.

rcommal বলেছেন...

Quick OT: Israeli President Herzog says Eisenkot, not Netanyahu, will get first shot at forming government. /OT

William বলেছেন...

It's an odd way to appreciate art. Freudians would say that she might have put the O'Keefe in the closet for a number of reasons and gifted it to her niece in such a way for another interesting array of reasons. There are many hidden chambers in delicate flowers.

Earnest Prole বলেছেন...

Hell is when you can’t enjoy your beautiful painting because you can’t trust your bridge friends.

Eric the Fruit Bat বলেছেন...
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Leora বলেছেন...

My grandmother used to keep her valuables (mostly silver items) in a suitcase under her bed because she didn't want to display them to potential thieves. If she'd had a good painting it would have been there too.

RCOCEAN II বলেছেন...

Well, I'd pay about $50 for it. But I'm not an art collector.

Big Mike বলেছেন...

Back in the day I was a graduate student and I was dating a womsn working on her Ph.D in chemistry. Her dissertation topic was related to the chemistry of radioactive elements. This was the early 1970s and women were cautioned to hide their intelligence so as not to frighten off boyfriends, but she let slip that her grad course in nuclear physics wss an easy A, as were her grad courses in quantum mechanics. At that point I knew I HAD to marry her if ever she would take leave of her senses long enough to accept my proposal. Fifty-second anniversary is coming up

Not every man is frightened of an intelligent woman. Ask Meade.

Big Mike বলেছেন...

@Mesde, my comment was posted on the wrong thread. Instead of responding please delete it.

Curious George বলেছেন...

Are they sure that's a Georgia O’Keeffe? It doesn't look anything like a pussy.

Levi Starks বলেছেন...

$3800 invested in the s and p 500 in 1963 would now be worth 2.5 million

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