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Insect baseball.

This made be reminisce about "Campus Mantis: Non Compos Mentis."

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tommyesq рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

I like that he signals the number of outs to each of his fellow outfielders and then to the mantis.

Peachy рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

He asked the little guy for a prayer.

imTay рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

I have gotten over my disdain for what I call Gen-Z baseball, you know, the DH in the National League, which put me off for a while, the pitch clock, no more complete games for pitchers, even if he's pitching a shutout, it's all moneyball now, but I am starting to enjoy the sport again. Just ordered the MLB channel, because I don't really root for any team, I just root for the players.

Leland рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

I imagine one of the Japanese pitchers would have been stoked to have a mantis on the cap.

Wince рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

Rather than 'give head,' the female mantis is known to take head during sex.

Female praying mantises sometimes exhibit sexual cannibalism by biting off the male's head before or during mating. While this seems fatal, the decapitated male can continue to copulate for several hours, as the female's attack can trigger a "mini-brain" in his abdomen to speed up his performance, ensuring fertilization and providing essential nutrients.

Cue the jokes about men thinking with their... abdomen?

Narr рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

"This made be reminisce"

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Zavier Onasses рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

Next time, the GEICO gecko.

RideSpaceMountain рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

"mini-brain"

I'll be the females tell all their mates their brains are normal sized.

Josephbleau рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

I want to see a muppet movie of the boy mantis singing “All of Me, why not take all of me…”

Rocco рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

Leland said...
I imagine one of the Japanese pitchers would have been stoked to have a mantis on the cap.

Looks kinda like a miniature Godzilla.

Rocco рдо्рд╣рдгाрд▓े...

RideSpaceMountain said...
"I'll be the females tell all their mates their brains are normal sized.

Her: Your brain size is “fine”.

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