১৪ সেপ্টেম্বর, ২০২৫

"Next came Solórzano, who performed in a leather jacket, throwing his first snowball from a cocktail shaker—a blend of cedar, benzoin, and cardamom which conjured the smell of whiskey."

"To a soundtrack of ragtime and death-metal bluegrass, he waved his towel with muscular grace, using it to represent (variously) lightning in a prairie thunderstorm, his dead lover’s body, and a bar tray that he used to deflect bullets. Between vigorous towel-waving sequences, he narrated his moral dilemma, of whether or not to take vengeance on his former best friend, an outlaw who’d killed his girl.... As the temperature surged to two hundred degrees, Solórzano slammed a snowball scented with black pepper and juniper tar onto the rocks, filling the room with a gunpowdery musk, and waved furiously, darting up and down the sauna stairs, tossing his towel in an elegant plume of white. The crowd went wild."

From "Sweating and Storytelling in a Williamsburg Sauna/Aufguss: a world championship for twirling a really hot towel" (The New Yorker).

Had you heard about Aufguss?

১১টি মন্তব্য:

rehajm বলেছেন...

I’ll one and one it: Unless there’s a naked Heidi Klum involved…nein.

Aggie বলেছেন...

I don't know anything about 'Aufguss', but I have an old T-shirt from the brewery, about 15 years old. All in all, I prefer the beer cold.

Wince বলেছেন...

Well spank me with a vihta!

NorthOfTheOneOhOne বলেছেন...

To a soundtrack of ragtime and death-metal bluegrass...

Oh, that just wrong!

Smilin' Jack বলেছেন...

“ Had you heard about Aufguss?”

Not till I saw this post. Thanks a bunch. Every time you think humanity has hit rock bottom, someone shows you that rock bottom has a basement.

Narr বলেছেন...

Sounds like harmless fun, which is not always the case with German fun.

buwaya বলেছেন...

For this, among other reasons, it is clear the Thirty Years War did not go on long enough.

mezzrow বলেছেন...

"Hey there, ChatGPT. Read this to me in David Attenborough's voice."
Recommended.

mezzrow বলেছেন...

I just translated aufguss and it came out to be what I expected it to be. Not digging any deeper into this one, thanks.

Caroline বলেছেন...

Death-metal bluegrass: like Kurt cobain shrieking Will The Circle Be Unbroken?

Lazarus বলেছেন...

Victory of style over substance.
The writing is certainly colorful.
But I don't have a clue what's going on.

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