६ एप्रिल, २०२३

"'The View' Adds Coasters Under Mugs To Prevent Co-Hosts From Being Accused Of Farting."

 Decider reports.

A recent incident had Sara Haines explaining, “It’s my glass. Every time I turn it like this.”

Joy Behar: “OK, let’s put that rumor to rest …. See that sound that you hear? That’s a cup, OK?” 

Whoopi Goldberg: “Yes, because we get blamed for dropping gas when in fact it is a cup.”

४७ टिप्पण्या:

Temujin म्हणाले...

When you have to go on TV and explain I'm not a witch, you've already lost the battle. Better to just point at Whoopie and say, "Man...she does love those pork rinds!"

rwnutjob म्हणाले...

Farting beats most opinions coming from those harpies. And probably stinks less.

tastid212 म्हणाले...

ugh. too many of your recent morning posts induce the gag reflex.

Anne in Rockwall, TX म्हणाले...

Haven't they had Swalwell on the show?

rehajm म्हणाले...

There’s a name for women who don’t fart. They’re called liars.

RideSpaceMountain म्हणाले...

Each woman's gas diminishes me,
for I am involved in womankind.
Therefore, pass not the wind.
For whom the wind passes,
It passes for thee.

R C Belaire म्हणाले...

Class act, all around. Never watched, never will.

Curious George म्हणाले...

Whoopi gets blamed because she is, as another has described, a human bean bag chair.

Quaestor म्हणाले...

No one gives a shit about intestinal gas. It's there. It's a byproduct of the normal metabolic processes of our normal and valuable gut flora. We all have it, and it must be passed lest we explode. The fact that Behar and Goldberg fear ridicule arising from the occasional fart grants us a frank and rather disgusting glimpse into the infantile recesses of their arrested mentalities.

As I said, no one with a modicum of maturity laughs at a View hostess squeezing off an ad-lib bleep or two. When Nature calls we must answer, even Nature denying gender fascists. It's mental flatulence that we deride with gusto and glee.

Curious George म्हणाले...

Joy Behar: See that sound that you hear?

Uh Joy...nevermind.

Heartless Aztec म्हणाले...

I would say gaseous windbags the lot of them but I've never actually watched anything more that excerpted clips. I'm sure there's an explosive methane joke somewhere in me but the 12 year old male that still resides close the surface isn't tossing a match into that bunch to find out..

AMDG म्हणाले...

From Goldberg’s Wikipedia page:

“She has stated that her stage forename ("Whoopi") was taken from a whoopee cushion: "When you're performing on stage, you never really have time to go into the bathroom and close the door. So if you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.' And that's where the name came from."

Gahrie म्हणाले...

No woman must be made to feel bad about, or responsible for, anything, ever.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

The farts come out of the top part, where the face is.

Tommy Duncan म्हणाले...

The issues arise when they dim the lights in the studio and pass out matches.

n.n म्हणाले...

It's not gas-gas. h/t Whoopi

Although, it may have diversity connotations. OK.

tim maguire म्हणाले...

What they really need is a dog.

Lurker21 म्हणाले...

So now if you hear that noise it's exactly what you think it is?

Cappy म्हणाले...

Safeties!

John henry म्हणाले...

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Mao Zedong 1959 in speech to party conference

Also from this lovely, lovely man:

Don't make a fuss about a world war. At most, people die... Half the population wiped out - this happened quite a few times in Chinese history... It's best if half the population is left, next best one-third.


John Henry

Iman म्हणाले...

How do you think the whoopi cushion got its name?!?!

Aggie म्हणाले...

It's not the coasters - I keep hearing fart sounds when their lips are moving.

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

The Pew

The rule of Lemnity म्हणाले...

I get at least 2 gas passing passengers a week. I just had a young Asian girl this morning pass gas on the back seat.

I can control that… you know, hold it in. But apparently, holding it in is a rare supper power.

Michael K म्हणाले...

Speaking of whoopee cushions, I visualize the audience for that shit show as millions of welfare women sitting all day on broken down couches.

Owen म्हणाले...

Stunningly frivolous conversation. Also inaccurate, because the one and only thing these people do on their show is..."drop gas."

I do despair of our civilization.

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

When are they having Barbra Streisand on as a guest?

Joe Smith म्हणाले...

Whoopi has become so enormously fat that there must be some sort of evil going on in that digestive system of hers...

The 'he who dealt it' rule should be your guide...

rcocean म्हणाले...

Their whole show stinks. The View is a toxic waste dump, for morons.

Interested Bystander म्हणाले...

Rumor is Whoopie got the nickname as a young woman because she frequently farted, loudly, making her sound like a whoopie cusion.

Narr म्हणाले...

They all got the Zacklies.

wendybar म्हणाले...

Why anybody in their RIGHT mind would watch this group of lying hate spewing ignorant women who are part of the ABC News Division is beyond me. They are ugly, inside and out. I don't care if they fart like Eric Swalwell did on live TV. They are pigs.

D.D. Driver म्हणाले...

How is that going to help unless they put the coasters under their asses?

narciso म्हणाले...

the spew

Drago म्हणाले...

D.D. Driver: "How is that going to help unless they put the coasters under their asses?"

Heh.

iowan2 म्हणाले...

Whats the decider have to say about the United States losing it status as the reserve currency of world, to China?

After we put to bed the fart mystery, maybe we can move on to Trumps too long ties?

Zavier Onasses म्हणाले...

Just want to say Zavier Ownasses is NOT going to click on the Bud Light/Dylan Mulvaney brew?ha!ha!thread. He is posting here because, well, to post there he would have to click on that thread, which he is not going to do.

But thinking about it, there are similarities between Bud Light and Dylan Mulvaney. Maybe a good match-up.

Iman म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Iman म्हणाले...

teh stench from the view
despite the desiccation
is making me clench

Iman म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Wince म्हणाले...

Okay, they didn't exactly rule out queefing, did they?

Jamie म्हणाले...

What they really need is a dog.

And...

So now if you hear that noise it's exactly what you think it is?


I love this commentariat.

Political Junkie म्हणाले...

Whose farts stink the worst?

typingtalker म्हणाले...

"Drop gas ... "

My grandmother called it, "passing gas."

MadTownGuy म्हणाले...

typingtalker said...

["Drop gas ... "]

"My grandmother called it, "passing gas."

In Pennsylvania-speak, 'leaving air.' Sounds much more innocuous. If you need to make a euphemism, go strong.

LilyBart म्हणाले...

Someone is actually watching that show?

Narr म्हणाले...

"Fart proudly," says Ben Franklin, and I agree with him.

Frequently.