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"[Jimmy Carter] asked me to do his eulogy – excuse me, I shouldn’t say that."

Blurted our President, Joe Biden, quoted at CNN.

He went on a bit longer: "I spent time with Jimmy Carter, and it’s finally caught up with him. But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."

৩২টি মন্তব্য:

Dave Begley বলেছেন...

The fuck! He's not even dead yet and Biden trying to secure sympathy points.

Why doesn't Biden do his fucking job? Thousands of invaders on the border right now.

Readering বলেছেন...

Wonder if Biden has asked anyone to deliver his eulogy. Obama?

wendybar বলেছেন...

The worst president ever, eulogizing the former worst president ever. Priceless. (At least Jimmy Carter seems like a nice guy, and not a pathological liar like Biden)

Narayanan বলেছেন...

FJB said ...
But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."
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and FJB thought to himself [and I am beneficiary of that breakthrough too}

Iman বলেছেন...

What could go wrong?

Owen বলেছেন...

“… But they found a way to keep [me] going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Interested Bystander বলেছেন...

OMG that bumbling old fool can't even let Jimmy Carter die in peace. He's got to fuck up everything he touches.

Wince বলেছেন...

I wouldn’t put it past this jerk to have arrogated this eulogy to himself. Sounds like he’s pushing the poor guy into the grave to make himself sound more magnanimous.

”it’s finally caught up with him. But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."

So they have something in common they can talk about?

Lem the artificially intelligent বলেছেন...

Biden still can’t help but deliver the news of other people’s admiration for himself.

John Holland বলেছেন...

At this point, Fuckin' Joe and Jimmah! could do a mutual eulogy.

USA = Kingdom of the Crypt Keepers

~ Gordon Pasha বলেছেন...

For Carter,Mortuis nihil nisi bonum.

For Biden, Praeses periculosum est stultus

Butkus51 বলেছেন...

it would be funny if Carter gave ice cream joes eulogy

make it happen God

JAORE বলেছেন...

Carter asking Biden to do his eulogy makes sense. After all Joe did a bang up job with Lincoln's, FDR's and JFK's.

rhhardin বলেছেন...

Jimmy Carter anecdotes replacing corn pop.

BUMBLE BEE বলেছেন...

And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had His moment
of doubt and pain.

madAsHell বলেছেন...

This is what voter fraud looks like!!

Lurker21 বলেছেন...

Have we considered the possibility that "Joe Biden" may actually be an AI Deep Fake bot?

Or that an AI Deep Fake bot would do a better job as president?

The algorithm scans all the information on all topics and comes up with a way of making everything about Joe Biden.

BUMBLE BEE বলেছেন...

"Me Me Me Me Me"
Quoth Alfalfa

Maynard বলেছেন...

Biden's prefrontal lobes are shot.

Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

I spent time with Jimmy Carter, and it’s finally caught up with him.

He's spent a lot of time with America, and it's catching up with us too.

Crazy World বলেছেন...

As noted above, I also would prefer carter does Biden’s eulogy.

Curious George বলেছেন...

Did Neil Kinnock ever do an eulogy?

veni vidi vici বলেছেন...

The sitting president always eulogizes a president who died on his watch. That's more Biden dumbness on parade.

The statement does support my theory that Carter's been dead on ice for at least a week, awaiting the next big misstep by team Biden so they can drop his passing into the news to divert from the next big negative news cycle.

Joe Smith বলেছেন...

One moron speaking on behalf of another.

Biden has an excuse; he's just a garden-variety mid-IQ dolt.

But Jimmy was an educated man whose brain still didn't work very well...

Big Mike বলেছেন...

But is any of it true? Or is bloviating Joe Biden fantasizing again?

Zavier Onasses বলেছেন...

Hey, yeah. He can work on it those long weekends at home in Delaware. Or those layovers on the road piloting the tractor-trailer, or between semesters at his University gig. If he is not distracted by those kids rubbing his leg to see the hairs stand up.

"But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."

Izzat Jimmy? Or Joe? Or both?

Big Mike বলেছেন...

Any list of the worst American presidents has to include both Johnsons, Carter, Buchanan, Hoover, Pierce, Nixon, Wilson, Obama, and Biden. Only two of these are Republicans.

Static Ping বলেছেন...

Biden will literally say anything if he thinks it will make him look better. With his senility, the only question is whether he is lying or he has no idea what the truth is. It might be a combination at this point.

It is hard to imagine a worse choice for president, yet here we are. Okay, Kamala Harris is actually a worse choice. That does not make me feel better.

rsbsail বলেছেন...

Biden is such an ass. I could see hanging out with Clinton, Bush, even Obama. But Biden is just a turd.

Yancey Ward বলেছেন...

I intend to go piss on Joe Biden's grave some day.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin বলেছেন...

Yancey - I suspect there will be a long line of people.

Readering বলেছেন...

Will Biden Derangement Syndrome be an acceptable defense?