Writes Giles Coren in "Don’t splash out on Hockney’s splats and platitudes" (London Times).
The ellipsis before "platitudes" in that first sentence originally contained the phrase "sub-Alan Bennett," which was a stumbling block for me. Either I think, he's somebody known for belting out platitudes and move on, or I look up "Alan Bennett" in Wikipedia, which is what I did, and that got me nowhere... other than into the dead end of gazing at that 1973 photo and wondering who he looked like a combination of Robert Redford and.
Such are the hazards of reading comic columns in the London Times, which I actually subscribe to. But I removed the stumbling block for you, then felt a little bad to have interfered with Coren's rhythm and even fretted that some reader of mine might find "sub-Alan Bennett" especially funny. Let me know in the comments if you did. That's the kind of insight I seek, though I wouldn't pay £120 to have projections of it washed over me for 45 minutes.
The world is beautiful when you look, but most people don’t... but the show assumes we need a roomful of giant colors streaming at us from all directions. Good luck getting better at taking notice of the subtle beauty of the world after that. Or maybe you'll emerge as one of the cognoscenti, aware of the beauty of the world that is the notion that you are not in the disdained category, "most people."
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I would find "sub-Adam Curtis" funny. We are in the same place regarding Alan Bennett if that place is "who?". I guess it's a sign of the Times.
I am going to agree that Hockney is sub-Bennett. Never heard of Alan Bennett, but I found this representative sampling of his bons mots. And by "sampling" I mean there are 241 of them. I'll just quote a couple short ones, for those disinclined to click the link.
"A book is a device to ignite the imagination."
"Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never."
"The transmission of knowledge is in itself an erotic act."
Don't know if this helps at all. Apparently Alan Bennett worked with Dudley Moore and Peter Cook and...Alan Bennett, Beyond the Fringe
"For our £120, we got 45 minutes of brightly coloured splats [David] Hockney has done on his iPad... blasted around the four walls while the old ham belted out his... platitudes in quadraphonic stereo all around us."
A fool and his money are soon parted.
I'm not sure why "sub-Alan Bennett" would be funny, since Alan Bennett is one of the very few contemporary playwrights whose work I automatically go see when it's available. I don't think of him as platitudinous. Maybe he's on the BBC all the time dispensing "wisdom" these days. I thought "The Uncommon Reader" was charming and funny; it's a short read; I highly recommend it. Bed Among the Lentils is one of the best short films I've ever seen.
A Yank who knows who Hockney is probably knows who Bennett is, and would appreciate the joke for the Britchiness of it all.
The last thing I want to be is unfair to Alan Bennett!
I don't like Hockney's painting but they sell for close to a $ million in west LA. My daughter worked in a gallery in Venice CA. A woman came in and wrote a check for $850,000 for one of his paintings.
“Sub-Tony Bennett platitudes” would strike her as funny
"Brightly Coloured Splats" would be a good name for a band.
(Spellcheck no like the u in coloured.)
Narr said...
"Brightly Coloured Splats" would be a good name for a band."
Or a serious colon condition.
Jeremy Clarksons third farming season is going to be released soon.
Hackney?
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