२१ डिसेंबर, २०२१

When all else fails... get a puppy!

Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander! What a Nazi he is!

५४ टिप्पण्या:

Original Mike म्हणाले...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.

Temujin म्हणाले...

"Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander? What a Nazi he is!"

Hilarious. And correct. There would have been a cavalcade of breathless news reports talking as if they had the proof of Trump's actual Nazi leanings. How funny. And predictable. And tiresome.

I'm Not Sure म्हणाले...

Biden doesn't have any more interest in having a dog than Trump did. At least Trump was honest about it.

Hammond X. Gritzkofe म्हणाले...

Already knew the Commander in Chief is a dog. No news there.

Ron Winkleheimer म्हणाले...

Instead they criticized him for not having a dog.

https://slate.com/technology/2019/10/donald-trump-and-dogs-whats-the-deal.html

gilbar म्हणाले...

isn't this, like Jo Biden's FOURTH dog?
doesn't he keep sending them to the pound, after they attack people?

Joe Smith म्हणाले...

The previous dog was euthanized and given to Obama just in time for Christmas dinner...

Rory म्हणाले...

I'm 62, and I have an old German Shepherd. I've already decided there are no puppies in my future, because I don't want to leave an old dog alone at the far end.

Wince म्हणाले...

Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander? What a Nazi he is!

"Herr Kommandant."

Mr Wibble म्हणाले...

Major has gone to live on a farm.

Biden will be joining him shortly.

Dave Begley म्हणाले...

People fall for this kind of stuff. The Left regularly comments about how Biden has empathy and how that is such a prized quality in a President. All the while, that fucking idiot Biden is allowing fentanyl to flood the country and kill Americans. Empathy my ass! Most people can't think straight; too emotional.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

poor dog. He's a prop.

Ceciliahere म्हणाले...

Biden can get a whole kennel of puppies and he still will be the worst president. Now, he’ll also include a cat to appeal to all the feline lovers. What a loser!

mikee म्हणाले...

The name is an insider joke, indicating that even the dog is more in charge of things than poor old demented Joe.

Scot म्हणाले...

First rule for trainer: Kommandant must like ice cream!

Beasts of England म्हणाले...

Just like fellow Democrat Bull Connor!

Owen म्हणाले...

What happened to the last dog: Major, I think? Wasn't he banished for repeatedly biting (or snapping at) people? What makes anybody think that Commander will do better?

AlbertAnonymous म्हणाले...

Should have named him “Brandon”

Menahem Globus म्हणाले...

Hopefully he'll fare better than poor Buddy.

FWBuff म्हणाले...

That's exactly what I said to my wife when we saw this story last night on the news!

phantommut म्हणाले...

How long before conservatives start calling the dog "Commie?"

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves म्हणाले...

Yo puppy - go bite the crook's ass. Do it for the people!

wendybar म्हणाले...

Or as he is known to American citizens...COMMIE!!! How fitting.

Not Sure म्हणाले...

Apparently the focus groups thought he needed to butch up.

rcocean म्हणाले...

My what big ears you have, Grandma!

Lexington Green म्हणाले...

His nickname is Commie.

John henry म्हणाले...

Perhaps it is a reference to The Commander in The Story of O?

That would fit Brandon's supercreepy sexual predilections.

John LGBTQBNY Henry

Quaestor म्हणाले...

The banality of Resident Biden -- like, wow, man. Champ, Major (as in major hazard), now Commander. No originality, no humor, no thought.

Quaestor म्हणाले...

What happened to the last dog: Major, I think? Wasn't he banished for repeatedly biting (or snapping at) people?

I'd repeatedly bit and snap if naked Joe chased me.

DanTheMan म्हणाले...

Given that Biden and the left are turning us into a banana republic, I would have gone with "El Jefe"...

Left Bank of the Charles म्हणाले...

Commander is an O-5 naval rank, one rank above the army and marine O-4 rank of Major.

Not Sure म्हणाले...

If he adds another dog 'n' names it Chief, I'll salute him.

Bilwick म्हणाले...

Since Dopey Joe is a big fan of the Command economy, the dog's name makes sense.

walter म्हणाले...

"Hunter" was taken.

Foose म्हणाले...

Maybe we can start calling Biden "The Handmaid," since the Commander is her master in Margaret Atwood's dystopian "Handmaid's Tale."

Lucien म्हणाले...

Staff told President Biden to employ a “wag the dog” strategy, so this is what he did.

Achilles म्हणाले...

Original Mike said...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.

Joe Biden starts wars.

Then makes sure we lose them.

Nothing will unify the democrat base like the US losing a war.

Foose म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Limited blogger म्हणाले...

Why is a 'German' Shepherd the national dog?

Why not an American Staffordshire Terrier?

exhelodrvr1 म्हणाले...

Commander is O-5, Major is O-4. So this is a promotion.

Rollo म्हणाले...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. -- Harry S Truman

Except he never actually said it.

That, or a quote very close to it, goes back to James Whitmore playing Truman in "Give 'Em Hell, Harry!"

I can't wait 20 years. I want to see the Biden film/play/miniseries now.

Of course, when they do make it, it will be a whitewash, like the Truman play.

Rory म्हणाले...

"What happened to the last dog: Major, I think?"

It seems Major is going to live with some other family now.

Rollo म्हणाले...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.


Either way, it's "wagging the dog."

And at least Biden's granddaughters may be safe if it's the dog he's showering with.

rcocean म्हणाले...

Hope he does better than Socks the cat. Or whatever Clinton called their prop Dog.

Wince म्हणाले...

Pure-bred German shepherds usually develop hip problems, don't they?

Drago म्हणाले...

Left Bank of the Charles: "Commander is an O-5 naval rank, one rank above the army and marine O-4 rank of Major."

Astonishing insight.

Gunner म्हणाले...

Biden is like a parody of a wannabee tough guy 20th century man.

Anthony म्हणाले...

New dog is a higher rank - Major is O-4, Commander is O-5.

jim5301 म्हणाले...

Why the continuing obsession with Trump on this site? Trump of course hated dogs but if he did get a dog and if it were a German Shepard and if he did name it Commander, I don't think anyone would care.

joshbraid म्हणाले...

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-official-new-white-house-dog-to-be-named-karl-barx

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Commander??

At least we know who is in charge now.......

MayBee म्हणाले...

I think it's weird to rehome a dog and then get a puppy of the same. breed. Like, maybe that breed isn't right for you.

Drago म्हणाले...

jim5301: "Trump of course hated dogs but if he did get a dog and if it were a German Shepard and if he did name it Commander, I don't think anyone would care."

Spoken like a true "LLR".

And, of course, a moronic lie as the last 6 years have demonstrated conclusively and irrefutably.

Assistant Village Idiot म्हणाले...

Right on schedule. Checkers. Buddy.