১৬ নভেম্বর, ২০২১

Just once...

১৫টি মন্তব্য:

Wince বলেছেন...

Might it help if you stop acting like a brat?

Narr বলেছেন...

"You may already be a weiner!"

Big Mike বলেছেন...

On the Internet, no one knows you’re really a dog.

tcrosse বলেছেন...

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

rhhardin বলেছেন...

Nobody gets called intelligent. Usually smart. "He's the smartest guy I know."

A woman wants to be respected for her feelings.

Gahrie বলেছেন...

I spend an hour every morning getting ready to go out. I put on my make up, do my hair, choose my scent and select my outfit for the day.

Then I spend the rest of the day being offended when people tell me I'm attractive.

Quaestor বলেছেন...

With that bulbous nose and uninteresting tubular figure, the canny observer may assume the dog secretly longs to be called hot. Nevertheless, trolling the analyst is one of the first-line defense mechanisms, thus the fake confession of longing to be recognized as intelligent.

Women are a lot like sausages in that respect, but they're the best of the wurst.

Jaq বলেছেন...

Needs a thought bubble for the shrink: "Why?"

Maynard বলেছেন...

is this a Jeffrey Toobin thread?

Joe Smith বলেছেন...

Middle name is Diggity...

Jamie বলেছেন...

Gahrie, you're a natural beauty!

Michelle Dulak Thomson বলেছেন...

tcrosse,

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

Oh, you rock my world! Doubleplusexcellent! Though I do wonder how many people will get it.

Scot বলেছেন...

Just once, I'd like to called a foot long.

mezzrow বলেছেন...

shrink: "to be frank, that's a stretch."

rcocean বলেছেন...

Just for once, I'd like to cut the mustard.

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