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"The critic Kenneth Tynan divided playwrights into two categories, 'smooth' and 'hairy,' and one could probably make a similar distinction among biographers."

"Smooth biographers offer clean narrative lines, well-underscored themes, and carrots, in the form of cliffhangers, to lure the reader onward. Their books are on best-seller lists. They’re good gifts for Dad. William Feaver, the author of 'The Lives of Lucian Freud'... exists on the opposite extreme. There’s little smoothness in him at all. His biography is hairier than a bonobo.... Lucian and his furious id would have made an interesting case study for his grandfather. The artist was amoral: violent, selfish, vindictive, lecherous.... He had at least 14 offspring he acknowledged as his own. He called himself 'one of the great absentee fathers of the age.' Soon there are grandchildren as well. Freud did not do much hugging, but his progeny could tap him for money. Many got to know him by sitting for portraits. He painted his daughters naked. 'They make it all right for me to paint them,' he said. 'My naked daughters have nothing to be ashamed of.' Freud had a mean word for everyone.... If he didn’t like you, he cut you from his life like cancer. You can always tell a monster: He wears scarves indoors."


The biography is a 2-volume thing, and Volume 2 just came out. In posing this question about whether you could just start with Volume 2, Garner reveals a shocking ignorance of the power of Google: 
When "Clement" suddenly appears in Volume Two, with no surname attached, will every reader know this is Clement Freud, Lucian’s estranged brother? 
Who capable of reading a big hairy biography wouldn't just google the words Lucian Freud Clement? It gets you right to a Wikipedia article on Clement Freud.
The grandson of Sigmund Freud and brother of Lucian Freud, he moved to the United Kingdom from Germany as a child.... He worked at the Nuremberg Trials and in 1947...  He married June Flewett (the inspiration for Lucy Pevensie in C. S. Lewis's children's series The Chronicles of Narnia).... Freud was one of Britain's first "celebrity chefs"... He appeared in a series of dog food advertisements (at first Chunky Meat, later Chunky Minced Morsels) in which he co-starred with a bloodhound called Henry (played by a number of dogs) which shared his trademark "hangdog" expression. 

Too much information, if anything. Bark, and Google scoops it into your bowl. Chunky Meat, later Chunky Minced Morsels indeed! Not only will every reader know this is Clement Freud, Lucian’s estranged brother. Every reader will know that the dogfood Chunky Meat was rechristened Chunky Minced Morsels.

AND: In case you're wondering if Wikipedia covered Clement's estrangement from Lucian, the answer is (of course) yes: "Freud died without resolving a feud with his brother Lucian, thought to have dated back 70 years, over which of them was the rightful winner of a boyhood race." 

What's the most absurd estrangement in your family?

ALSO: The NYT book reviewer misses the Biblical reference in that hairy/smooth business: "But my brother Esau is an hairy man, but I am a smooth man."

A famous comic bit from 1964 probably predates Kenneth Tynan's observation: Video here

AH, YES: Here's Tynan, writing in The New Yorker in 1977, "Withdrawing with Style from the Chaos"
[The playwright Tom] Stoppard often puts me in mind of a number in “Beyond the Fringe,” the classic English revue of the sixties, in which Alan Bennett, as an unctuous clergyman, preached a sermon on the text “Behold, Esau my brother is an hairy man, and I am a smooth man.” The line accurately reflects the split in English drama which took place during (and has persisted since) this period. On one side were the hairy men—heated, embattled, socially committed playwrights, like John Osborne, John Arden, and Arnold Wesker, who had come out fighting in the late fifties. On the other side were the smooth men—cool, apolitical stylists, like Harold Pinter, the late Joe Orton, Christopher Hampton (“The Philanthropist”), Alan Ayckbourn (“The Norman Conquests”), Simon Gray (“Otherwise Engaged”), and Stoppard. Earlier this year, Stoppard told an interviewer from the London weekly Time Out, “I used to feel out on a limb, because when I started to write you were a shit if you weren’t writing about Vietnam or housing. Now I have no compunction about that. . . . ‘The Importance of Being Earnest’ is important, but it says nothing about anything.” He once said that his favorite line in modern English drama came from “The Philanthropist”: “I’m a man of no convictions—at least, I think I am.” In “Lord Malquist and Mr. Moon” (1966), Stoppard’s only novel to date, Mr. Moon seems to speak for his author when he says, “I distrust attitudes because they claim to have appropriated the whole truth and pose as absolutes. And I distrust the opposite attitude for the same reason.” Lord Malquist, who conducts his life on the principle that the eighteenth century has not yet ended, asserts that all battles are discredited. “I stand aloof,” he declares, “contributing nothing except my example.” In an article for the London Sunday Times in 1968, Stoppard said, “Some writers write because they burn with a cause which they further by writing about it. I burn with no causes. I cannot say that I write with any social objective. One writes because one loves writing, really.” On another occasion, he defined the quality that distinguished him from many of his contemporaries as “an absolute lack of certainty about almost anything.”

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Sebastian म्हणाले...

"The artist was amoral: violent, selfish, vindictive, lecherous.... He had at least 14 offspring"

IOW, POS.

Question for feminists: how did that happen? What insight does it give us into women's agency and moral standards?

Dust Bunny Queen म्हणाले...

Chunky Meat would be a great name for a heavy metal rock band!

Patrick म्हणाले...

In other words, "smooth writers" care about the writing rather than just making a list of facts. Maybe I'm projecting, but I sense disdain for the writers who bother to maintain a narrative, which further projection tells me is envy of their success.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

"In other words, "smooth writers" care about the writing rather than just making a list of facts."

I think it's more that smooth writers make an easy to consume purée of life's chunky meat.

Amexpat म्हणाले...

Chunky minced sounds like an oxymoron to me.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

Oddly, Kenneth Tynan's name comes up in an article by Christopher Hitchens that contains this paragraph:

"So there seems to have been, unwilled, a sort of transatlantic cross-pollination which has left spores (and spoors) all across the [comedy] scene. And there also seems to have been another sort of yeast in the mixture, a yeast which if classified might yield a definition of the elusive English-humor factor. [Alan] Bennett came closest to parsing this when he said, of his famous sermon from the pulpit (which drew on the ridiculous biblical text “My brother Esau is an hairy man, but I am a smooth man”), “The sermon took half an hour to write and was, I suppose, the most profitable half-hour’s work I have ever done. Once I had hit on the form, I used to be able to run up sermons for all sorts of occasions, choosing texts at random from any book that came to hand. I also used to do imitations of the Queen’s Christmas broadcast. I imagine various people were doing similar sketches around the same time, and it has always seemed to me that what was subsequently labeled ‘satire’ was simply this kind of private humor going public."'

I miss Christopher Hitchens, but also, I think the Times book reviewer should have caught the Biblical reference in "hairy and smooth," a concept he uses to begin his article.

Kylos म्हणाले...

Robert Conquest is a hairy biographer. at least that’s the impression I got from his biography of Stalin.

Wince म्हणाले...

The critic Kenneth Tynan divided playwrights into two categories, 'smooth' and 'hairy,' and one could probably make a similar distinction among biographers.

"I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap...

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

What a rat hole that Hitchens thing led me down! A lovely rat hole. See post updates.

Lurker21 म्हणाले...

Clement Freud was better known in some circles. He was a media personality in Britain who managed to get himself elected to Parliament as a Liberal, at a time (most of the twentieth century) when the party was not doing that well and managed to hold on to the seat. I notice that since he died allegations of paedophilia surfaced against him. So maybe not so different from his brother (I didn't realize they were brothers) after all.

Also not so different from Lucien, one of his wives, the famous celebrity hunter and mess, Lady Caroline Blackwood, who went on to marry Robert Lowell. Clement's children have gone on to have mediatic careers and marry into the celebritocracy themselves. Pasternak's English relatives have tried to do the same and are probably envious.

Kevin म्हणाले...

Why make a distinction between "smooth" and "hairy" when there is already a dichotomy that every educated person should know, "apollonian" and "dionysian"

Howard म्हणाले...

Not exactly hairy and smooth...

Prickles and Goo - Alan Watts

rhhardin म्हणाले...

"..he'd told Kadic he wanted to make a big and bold statement.
Nyet problem, Dino had told the man at the time." (Tom Clancy)

I don't know Russian but that's surely wrong. The double purpose of "no" is an English peculiarity.

Google translate gives "ne problema." (не проблема)

Something for the Clancy biographer. No feel for language.

YoungHegelian म्हणाले...

It's an open question as to whether Black Holes are hairy or smooth.

chuck म्हणाले...

Sophie Freud lived up the street when I was growing up. Her daughter rode the same bus to school and was ragged on horribly by a pair of boys. I got in fight with one of them over that, the other was crippled by polio and not an option. Got a bloody nose, but it was worth it to see the fear in his eyes as he backed off. One thing I discovered was that once the girls got involved in the resistance they could shut things down pretty quickly, they just needed an example to get started.

Robert Cook म्हणाले...

"I notice that since he died allegations of paedophilia surfaced against him. So maybe not so different from his brother (I didn't realize they were brothers) after all."

I'm not aware that Lucien Freud has ever had allegations of pedophilia lodged against him.

Clyde म्हणाले...

So, not one volume but two about someone whose company we would not wish to share. Hard pass.

rcocean म्हणाले...

Tynan started out as an excellent drama critic and ended as a joke. Its amazing what weird clowns so many literary people are, and they got away with it because no one knew who/what they were back in the "olden days".

Tynan for example, refused to quit smoking despite suffering from a crippling lung disease. At the end of his life he was taking off his oxygen mask to puff on a cigarette. He also had a weird "spanking" fetish, and would hire prostitutes so he and his wife could "spank" them, and then he'd have sex with both of them. If any other this had been known, I doubt anyone in the 60s or 50s would've listen to his left-wing political opinions.

n.n म्हणाले...

Garner reveals a shocking ignorance of the power of Google

Alphabet, the umbrella corporation, giveth and taketh away.

rcocean म्हणाले...

Lucian Freud is another one of those freak artists who are fun to read about. Having sex with everyone, taking drugs or boozing it up, and behaving irresponsibly. Fun to read about, but you don't want the freaks controlling your culture or your politics. As long as they remain naughty children that everyone can laugh at, its OK.

Looking at his art, I'm not impressed. But somebody was.

rcocean म्हणाले...

there was a great movie "The Horses Mouth" about an out-of-control painter, staring Alec Guinness. I wonder if Freud was the inspiration.

Jeff Gee म्हणाले...

"You can always tell a monster: He wears scarves indoors." Glenn Gould wore scarves indoors and was not a monster. One of the 32 short films about him would have surely mentioned it.

chuck म्हणाले...

Lucian Freud is another one of those freak artists who are fun to read about.

I'd like to blame the profession, but there have certainly been odd physicists and mathematicians: Dirac, Godel, Schrodinger, Conway, Newton, Heaviside, Tesla, etc., etc. But few reach the level of Lucian and all are better known for their work rather than their oddities. Perhaps that is the distinction, for artists the oddity is the work.

Lurker21 म्हणाले...

The French have a phrase monstre sacré. It means "a striking, unusual public figure; an eccentric celebrity." So in that sense, Glenn Gould and Kenneth Tynan were monsters. Lucien and Clement were monsters in both senses of the word.

"Rat hole"? Watch out for those animal metaphors.

Narr म्हणाले...

The late great Philip Kerr wrote a scifi-ish speculation on humanoid genetics in his novel
"Esau" published in 1997.

The Freuds seem to have been a rather fruity bunch all in all.

Narr
He saw Esau on the seesaw.

Fernandinande म्हणाले...

"He had at least 14 offspring"

Question for feminists: how did that happen? What insight does it give us into women's agency and moral standards?


When women mate with a "player" who reproduces a lot, their male offspring are likely to have inherited some of their father's characteristics and will in turn disseminate their mother's genes more widely than if they'd had a more typical father.

mezzrow म्हणाले...

When I got to read more I said "there's more?" aloud.

I have known many artists and musicians who are not horrible people. Just thought I'd add that here. It's not a requirement. That said, I've known some who are and were uniquely horrible as well, each in his or her own way.

Lurker21 म्हणाले...

Gulley Jimson, the character in Cary's novel and Guinness's film, may have inspired Freud rather than the other way around.

More stuff coming out about Freud, including a possible affair with Stephen Spender when Freud was in his teens and Spender an adult.

Lileks म्हणाले...

He married June Flewett (the inspiration for Lucy Pevensie in C. S. Lewis's children's series The Chronicles of Narnia).

She was a well-regarded actress for decades on the London stage, and quite a character. A few years ago I appeared with her in a play in a small English village where she lives on Clement Freud's estate. She played a slightly dotty old lady who was flirting with my character. In rehearsals she gave me a little nudge when saying something suggestive, but when it came time for the performance she turned it up about 10X, really leaning in, trying to get an honestly flustered reaction. It worked.

Matt म्हणाले...

Hairy Esau sold his birthright for a mess of pottage. I have no idea if that says anything about "hairy" playwrights.

John Holland म्हणाले...

The funniest Lucian Freud story I heard -- haven't read the books so I don't know if it's covered there -- involved a celebrity portrait. Some model or actress, don't recall the details. But after a few sessions she started showing up late for the sittings. Late turned to not showing up at all. So Freud painted her out of her own portrait, and sent her the bill for a painting of an empty chair.

Rex म्हणाले...

I noticed that you used "Garner" in that post.

Two-eyed Jack म्हणाले...

He saw Esau on the seesaw.

Able was I ere I saw Esau.

Amexpat म्हणाले...

The Lucien Freud story I like is that when honored to be asked to paint the annual portrait of QEII he did so on the condition that she sat at his studio instead of painting her at her residence, as all previous portrait artists did. The painting he did was very unflattering, but very much in keeping with his style
https://painting-planet.com/queen-elizabeth-ii-by-lucien-freud/

Josephbleau म्हणाले...

“It's an open question as to whether Black Holes are hairy or smooth.”

That is a question both racist and sexist.