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Boot-egg-eggs.

ā§­ā§Šāϟি āĻŽāύ্āϤāĻŦ্āϝ:

David Begley āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Note the eyes and eye lashes; especially on Pete. A combination of Disney big eyes and feminized lashes.

Shouting Thomas āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Red diaper baby.

Marxist professor father.

Could be pretending the gaydom for political gain. A lot of them are.

tcrosse āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Let's spoonerize it: Mayor Pete Jiggy-Butt.

Laslo Spatula āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...
āĻāχ āĻŽāύ্āϤāĻŦ্āϝāϟি āϞেāĻ–āĻ• āĻĻ্āĻŦাāϰা āϏāϰাāύো āĻšāϝ়েāĻ›ে।
Laslo Spatula āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

I hope he knows to hard-boil them before sticking them up his ass.

This also made me think of this: Pink Flamingoes and the Importance of Eggs.

I am Laslo.

Charlie āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

This guy is starting to get on my nerves.

Birkel āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Can kindergarteners singing his praises be far away?

Birkel āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Family Guy name:
Pete Booty-giggity.

Bob Boyd āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

The next thing you know, he'll be running afoul of the hatch act.

Sebastian āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

It's the Dems' play for the Althouse vote. Of which Althouse is aware but to which she is not immune.

Fernandinande āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

afoul of the hatch act.

Afowl.

Ken B āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

This a cafe? It's just a picture so I apply the cafe rule: it is.

Swalwell basically told Dana Loesch, sit down and shut up I want to talk to the man in charge. What Republicans could say that to a woman and get away with it?

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Egg citing..and sighting.
Then the hen sits on them.
Actually Pete looks a bit Liza Minelli here.

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

ST,
That would really be "taking one for the team".

nbks āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Again with the deification of their political crushes. The Democrats seem like obsesive creepy loners.

tommyesq āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Buttigieg didn't make those himself, did he?

Darrell āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Buttigieg didn't make those himself, did he?

Why? Are they sucked out?

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...
āĻāχ āĻŽāύ্āϤāĻŦ্āϝāϟি āϞেāĻ–āĻ• āĻĻ্āĻŦাāϰা āϏāϰাāύো āĻšāϝ়েāĻ›ে।
rehajm āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

That's not how you say it...

madAsHell āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Why do so many homosexuals have girlie eyes?? You know, the come-kiss-me-behind-the-bleachers look? It will just be our little secret! They even captured the look on the Easter egg.

The art work makes me wonder if there is some ratio of eye surface area to face that says.......GAAAYYYYY!!!

mccullough āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

So Mayor Pete’s husband took his last name? His last name must have been impossible for others to pronounce .

Peachy āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

More of the left's "come worship your Castro-esque leaders" theme.

tcrosse āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

So Mayor Pete's husband wears lipstick? How adorable.

chickelit āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

My gay neighbors are my political barometer of the Left. They festoon their property with slogans and signs, but only in places where it can be seen. Strangely, they haven't signaled support for Mayor Pete, preferring (apparently) Julian Castro. Why is no one talking about Julian Castro? Is he the dark horse candidate of the Left?

Nichevo āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Oh look, there on the left, I know that face. It's Chucky!

Not to be confused with LLR Chuck (though you never know).

chickelit āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Sorry, I meant to write JuliÃĄn Castro. Omitting the critical diacritical is not a grave error, but is acutely offensive to some on the Left.

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Pronounced Yoolian, of course.

tcrosse āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

But seriously, folks, props to Mayor Pete for being out and proud. My gay stepson has a very highly developed gaydar, and is skeptical about Booker's new boo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yancey Ward āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

"So Mayor Pete’s husband took his last name? His last name must have been impossible for others to pronounce."

I have been trying to determine what the proper usage in this particular case. I have seen male gay couples routinely use the normal wife/husband designations- it actually seems common rather than uncommon- one of each. In the Buttuvwxyz case, I see the "first spouse" described as the "husband", so is Pete the "wife", or is it two husbands? As far as I can determine, no one has asked the question- will Pete be the first "wife" to win the White House?

Yancey Ward āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Booker is probably kicking himself watching Buttuvwxyz's favorable press coverage- he had a chance to come out of the closet and get that "first gay candidate for president" label all to himself.

chickelit āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Pronounced Yoolian, of course.

Almost there! It's pronounced Yoo-lee-AN. The accent is there to remind us of the stress involved. Rather like KAH-meh-la. Get it wrong at your own peril, and be prepared to be corrected.

mccullough āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Booker’s problem isn’t that he’s gay. It’s that he’s single.

We haven’t had a bachelor in the White House in a long time.

chickelit āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

The bland, white world of easy-to-pronounce-names is a thing of the past. Yet another reason Trump prevails.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Well, there’s gay and there’s guy-yaaay! These eggs are decidedly the latter. As a newly-out friend of my son said when his boyfriend gushed about their two-month anniversary on Facebook, “Don’t be a fucking faggot”.

chuck āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Over egged.

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Booker has that bathroom assault thingy err..out..there.
Much distance required.

mccullough āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Mayor Pete’s problem is going to be he has no kids. That’s a problem for Kamala and Booker, as well.

Trump is going to point this out.

Trumpit āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...
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Tomcc āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

I'm not a twitter user. Can someone translate the "@firstdogssb" for me?

Trumpit āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

I'm sick of all of Althouse's rightist trolls, and their not-so-subtle homophobia and bigotry. Their lame attempt at butt jokes have finally hit bottom. The only good troll is a steamrolled troll.

Shouting Thomas āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Their lame attempt at butt jokes have finally hit bottom.

That’s too funny. I hope it was intentional!

Yancey Ward āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Who was the last President with no children at inauguration? James K. Polk in 1844.

Yancey Ward āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Trumpit, that was fucking brilliant!

Yancey Ward āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Maybe Pete has his eyes on a 16 year old Korean boy he can adopt.

Yancey Ward āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

At least Clinton didn't have to adopt Chelsea- it was just assumed for legal purposes that she was his.

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Polk, "Often referred to as the first “dark horse” President"

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

They could "adopt a migrant"

tcrosse āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Their lame attempt at butt jokes have finally hit bottom.

Trumpit offers a stern rebuke.

robother āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Trumpit provides the perfect example of how a troll self-steamrolls. Hoist on his own petard. Bending over to kiss his own ass goodbye.

Birches āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Actually Pete looks a bit Liza Minelli here

Can't unsee it now.

chickelit āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Trumpit offers a stern rebuke.

More of a stern rebuttal.

chickelit āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Laugh all you want at the man's unfortunate name, but I am reminded of Major Archie Butt -- a true hero who was whitewashed out of Titanic history (cf. James Cameron), merely because he was white, southern, gay, and in uniform. Butt that was 1912.

Bob Boyd āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

I worked for a guy long time ago who went out with a guide and some hounds and shot himself a mountain lion out of a tree. He got it stuffed by the lowest bidder. The resemblance to Liza Minelli was uncanny.

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Every time I drive to Chicago I encounter a sign along the highway pointing the way to "Bong recreation area", in honor of Richard "Dick" Bong.
https://www.amazon.com/Dick-Bong-Americas-Ace-Aces/dp/0972237305

Clyde āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Super, thanks for asking.

Clyde āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Referring to this classic from South Park, of course:

Big Gay Al- I'm Super, Thanks for Asking

Tomcc āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

So I clicked on the link "firstdogssb" and discovered that it's a twitter account for their dogs. I weep for the future of this society.

~ Gordon Pasha āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Dave Beiter is ready to kill himself. Liberal Mayor (Boise) in a conservative state (Idaho) - has one of the top 10 places to live. Successful legislator before mayor. Speaks Basque! - try to learn that. RC in a liberal parish, but he's heterosexual. Alas.

Heartless Aztec āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

@Chicklit: Well that's done. Gallantry is officially passe. From now on it's a fight for the boat seat.

Michael K āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

trumpit finally posted something funny.

And here I thought you were a humorless creep.

cubanbob āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

chickelit said...
Sorry, I meant to write JuliÃĄn Castro. Omitting the critical diacritical is not a grave error, but is acutely offensive to some on the Left.

4/20/19, 11:14 AM
walter said...
Pronounced Yoolian, of course."

If you don't speak Spanish like this Castro, its Julian.

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

As long as there's an effort to avoid an English pronunciation, that will signal the right Left folk.

Lydia āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Mayor Pete’s problem is going to be he has no kids.

"2020 hopeful Pete Buttigieg says he and husband planning to have a child soon"

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

For example: It's not Burr-lynn. It's Be-ahck-lean.

Crazy World āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

How sweet!

nbks āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

This reminds me of this fanatic I went to Catholic School with. He had a home made altar in his basement. That was weird and so is this.

walter āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/pronunciation/english/tobias-smollett

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Ovo-segguals?

Michael K āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

Mayor Pete’s problem is going to be he has no kids.

"2020 hopeful Pete Buttigieg says he and husband planning to have a child soon"


Whose ut ? Or will it be decanted?

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...


@Dr K
"did you just say 'yute'?"

Bunkypotatohead āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

We're doomed.

āύাāĻŽāĻšীāύ āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

No, the Democrat party is not a cult....

gadfly āĻŦāϞেāĻ›েāύ...

"Boot-Eggs-Eggs", "Boot-Edge-Edge", "Boot-A-Judge", "Buddha Judge" and "Mayor Pete." With or without "2020" added. All because his name doesn't spell like it sounds.

Sometimes simplicity is the best answer and a "PETE 2020" bumper sticker says all that needs to be said - much as "I Like Ike" worked for Eisenhower. Lyndon Johnson didn't have an unpronounceable name but "LBJ" worked wonders.

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