Agosto 19, 2018

"My kitten is purring so loudly that it hurts my ears, and the neighbors are already complaining. What should I do?"

A Quora question I love.

Who needs answers when there are questions like that? (Stop! Don't answer!)

31 komento:

JMW Turner ayon kay ...

Cat Helper?

Bruce Hayden ayon kay ...

""My kitten is purring so loudly that it hurts my ears, and the neighbors are already complaining. What should I do?""

Shoot the cat?

Not sure of the correct answer, so I just took a shot at it.

Birkel ayon kay ...

Laser pointer?

buwaya ayon kay ...

This is silly.
Cats don't purr that loud.
Fake news. To the extent it is news.

tcrosse ayon kay ...

Not only that, but the damn kitten is stomping around so much that the windows shake.

langford peel ayon kay ...

Don't finger your pussy and get it all excited and you solve the problem.

stevew ayon kay ...

There are only two choices: ignore the cat or euthanize it.

-sw

Rory ayon kay ...

Show it a picture of a hyena. If the kitten eats the picture, move slowly toward the door.

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

The Guiness Record for cat purring is 67 decibels.

BUMBLE BEE ayon kay ...

holy shit...

https://intellectualfroglegs.com/the-media-that-cried-trump/

rehajm ayon kay ...

It’s the footie massage back and forth thing that kills you

Unknown ayon kay ...

My dog is barking so much that my neighbor blasted his airhorn as signal to me to bring his ass inside. #realpeopleproblems

n.n ayon kay ...

list of common noises and their decibel levels

55 – 70dB dishwasher

110dB baby crying

White Noise - Cat Purring (8 Hours)

Just because you can, I suppose.

Purrli - The Virtual Cat

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gilbar ayon kay ...

if you exchange the Cat with the synonym Pussy, it's Much funnier

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Get the cat a CPAP machine.

rhhardin ayon kay ...

Make the cat more content. A patented Hardin shoulder knead should work. Then stop.

Jeff ayon kay ...

Keep the cat. Shoot the neighbors.

stephen cooper ayon kay ...

the last time I made someone laugh by seriously asking a serious question was at the bank a couple months ago. They had, for a couple months, two or three of these little - a few inches high - flexible Polynesian dancing warrior and dancing queen of the island dolls on the bank counter, little toys that swayed back and forth depending on the amount of sunlight on their sun energy collection thing (as well as a happy dandelion, who similarly danced back and forth, a happy little creature with a face like the sun, and a pink lollipop, all of which swayed left and right at a quicker and slower pace depending on the amount of light that reached their little energy collecting panels), and one day I showed up and they were not there (not the people at the bank the little toys).

So I asked where they were and the teller said they were not allowed to have them on the counter anymore.

For a few minutes we went over my bank account issues (a check or two deposited, some cash reimbursed, making sure a check had cleared, and my usual request for a roll of nickels, and to have the disbursed cash in any denomination, but preferably the newest and freshest bills possible) ... and when we were done the teller said thank you and instead of asking "is there anything more that we can do for you" asked "do you have any more questions?"

I couldn't help myself. I looked at her for a few seconds, with a puzzled look, and finally I asked her "are the little toys ever coming back"?

The teller laughed, the teller to her right laughed, the teller to her left laughed, and the person at the desk in the background behind the tellers, going over his paperwork, made that sound you make when you want to laugh but do not want to spit out the coffee you just drank onto your keyboard.

While I was happy to make some bored people laugh on a dull day (thousands of people have done that for me and I am glad to return the favor, when I can) ... the cheap little Polynesian plastic dolls, the happy plastic dandelion, and the smiling swaying anthropomorphic sun have not yet, to date, returned. Not the pink lollipop either.

Que sera, sera, as Doris Day likes to say.

Bay Area Guy ayon kay ...

Q: ""My kitten is purring so loudly that it hurts my ears, and the neighbors are already complaining. What should I do?""

A: "Grab the pussy by the pussy"

Howard ayon kay ...

a sack some rocks a string and a river

Howard ayon kay ...

maybe a multivitamin will help

Ignorance is Bliss ayon kay ...

My kitten is purring so loudly that it hurts my ears, and the neighbors are already complaining.

Humble-brag

stephen cooper ayon kay ...

Howard - John Cheever started a novel that way (with a scene of the killing of kittens). He was a profoundly unhappy man, and made the people around him unhappy, despite his worldly success.

Yancey Ward ayon kay ...

Hide her vibrator.

Bad Lieutenant ayon kay ...


Stephen Cooper said...
Howard - John Cheever started a novel that way (with a scene of the killing of kittens). He was a profoundly unhappy man, and made the people around him unhappy, despite his worldly success.

8/19/18, 9:50 PM


I see you've met our Howard.

Bob Boyd ayon kay ...

Knit the kitty a little muffler.

Fernandinande ayon kay ...

"What should I do?"

Dream up a believable question.

SeanF ayon kay ...

Althouse: Who needs answers when there are questions like that? (Stop! Don't answer!)

What if there were no rhetorical questions?

Jaq ayon kay ...

Why do I think of the line “Ward, you were awfully hard on the Beaver last night.”

Kay ayon kay ...

The first answer to the question is pretty great.

Recently I’ve been house-sitting a cat (having never owned one myself) and I’ve been pretty shocked by how loud it can purr.

Rick.T. ayon kay ...

I call bs on this one as well

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