"Chris Hemsworth wielding a ludicrously big hammer with arms the size of cows and yelling a lot? Feeble big dick energy. Cate Blanchett simply standing there smirking, but, like, only using her eyes somehow? Powerful, powerful big dick energy."
From "Big dick energy: what is it, who has it and should we really care?/It is a phrase that is ‘a thing’, according to the collective wisdom of the internet – but do you have BDE?" in The Guardian.
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Seems like a feeble attempt to rebrand and reimagine SJW hectoring. But that's just my first impression.
It's thinking of the response, not the dick. Cervix crushing.
Hey, I support Big Dick Energy. If they can have the Vagina Monologues, we can have Big Dick Energy.
Clicked on the link. Ewwww!
No. We should not really care.
Swagger is the word. At times, a better term is true grit.
No need to be vulgar and silly. The SJWs don’t have swagger. They are crybabies. As they age out of this 72 genders silliness, they’ll figure it out.
"Chris Hemsworth wielding a ludicrously big hammer with arms the size of cows and yelling a lot? Feeble big dick energy."
Here's Chris Hemsworth displaying his "big dick energy" in the National Lampoon Vacation remake.
Remember when Obama did exactly the same thing?
I kind of skimmed through it. It sounds like BDE is just a crass millennial way of saying "alpha."
This may not be the forum, but Ariana Grande is lovely.
It's more of the pretend "badass" posing of pop culture people who aren't anywhere near being a badass.
Trendy SJW language triggers me.
Jealousy isn’t a good look.
Fugly guy with hot chick always implies a large endowment of one kind or the other.
Low Big Dick Energy Crowley lost to a 28 year old newbie. Sad!
"Blogger SGT Ted said...
It's more of the pretend "badass" posing of pop culture people who aren't anywhere near being a badass."
This. There seems to be a Millennial thing where you make a complete fool of yourself and then loudly declare victory.
Don't worry. I'm not offended by you discussing this.
You’ll put an eye out with that thing!
Why are women so obsessed with genitalia with their Vagina Monologues, and pussy hats, and pussy riot, and on and on.
Just watch porn and keep it to yourself like men do.
Stand back! I have no idea how big this thing gets!
Oh yeah, Smilin' Bob had it.
But not Trump. Of course not Trump. Have you seen his hands!
Never Trump.
so SJW's are onboard with Big Dick Energy?
on the other hand "toxic masculinity" must be stomped out?
I don’t understand. How can Cate a Blanchett have BDE when she has proclaimed that her vagina is her moral guide?
It's an "internet thing", but when I do a search for it, I don't find lots of memes, I only find news articles that were all published within the last couple of days.
What's next, "fetch"?
Trump's got the energy even if not the tool. Swagger. that babyvietcong has a real way with words. also a wicked sense of humor. check out her twitter. the kid's alright.
she loves communism and big daddy dictators, like a lot of us do as kids. my grandfather used to repeat, in the Reagan era, "you can be a socialist at 14 kid, but if I'm still around and you're a socialist in your 30s you're braindead." social media: we're hearing a lot more of the kids. I was a loudmouth, but I only had the dinner table to terrorize.
Ah, the Guardian. Endlessly gullible.
she has that same anecdote in her timeline. she's not a kid, though, she's 30 and disturbed. she repeats the anecdote as though it's wrong, but that's the key: she's disturbed, that's why she's a full-on communist now. all in her timeline.
she's stunted.
Penis envy and genitalia "appropriation"!
But I thought the predominant phrase was being the "big swinging dick" for being in charge.
Hard to work into an empowering reference to female bits.
Closest I've heard is many years ago when guys would refer to cool things as "tits": That's tits!
Sounds like it was written by a small group of high writers of mixed sex who were each given a turn. Maybe it was writing improv.
Low rise jeans were a pretty strong statement of va jay jay power, I always thought.
DDE - Dragon dick energy
Not to be confused with draggin' dick energy.
"Aggressive cameltoe" is another..as a particular Seattle dude here wrote..
Sex is binary: male and female, gender: masculine and feminine, respectively, physical and mental attributes are a spectrum.
That said, surely a hammer is a mutated phallic symbol, from the planet Pluto.
My Mexican friends call it machismo.
Jeb Bush! -- insufficient Big Dick Energy
Bernie Sanders -- crazy wild Communist Dick Energy
Hillary Clinton - not enough Big Dick, energy all gone.
Chuck Schumer -- Big Dick in mouth Energy
If your dick feels like it's breathing fire, it may not be DDE.
It may be something else entirely.
If you experience FBD, consult your family physician.
Was Ann working on a blog entry about Big Dick Energy one of yesterday's 3 disgusting pursuits?
I loved the part where they define "Big Dick Energy", but then try to convince people Trump doesn't have it.
lol, n.n. what do they look like on Mars?
Hillary had balls, you had to give her that. But sometimes they seemed like the “hold my beer” kind of balls that comes from rank stupidity.
Big Eyeroll Energy. That's what this article engenders.
Infinite Monkeys said...
...I only find news articles that were all published within the last couple of days.
IT'S GONE VIRAL!
Good catch, the only google returns older than 2 days are a guy changing his name to "Big Dick" ["Big Dick, Energy, and Selfie" - google doesn't handle punctuation "," properly] and "WHOOSH WHOOSH!! That pure phallic energy of possibility and celebration. Courage and Confidence. THE BIG DICK OF YOUR LIFE BIG DICK ENERGY — and I don’t mean to be crass!"
Big Dick Energy?... http://media.aintitcool.com/media/legacy/images/goldberg.jpg
Compare/Contrast
daskol:
Men are from Mars... Women are from Venus. Pluto is a myth formerly classified as a planet, and thus the origin of the phallic hammer. Although, there is the Ball-peen Hammer, which may have inspired the analogy, and not the weirdness of Pluto.
If you experience FBD, consult your family physician.
Seek medical help immediately. This is not a drill... or even a hammer.
BDE doesn't care for your pathetic cat in the hat and will not pander to it...
Colossus rode atop Gaia.
Bigus Dickus Energy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw
Is this to make up for the fact that Oceans 8 was terrible?
Funny how she is writing a story about big swinging dicks and Trump immediately comes to mind. Her pussy hat is in heat.
I bought a large lot of propane from a fellow once. Needed it for my shop. He came around with the truck, introduced himself as Richard. A large man he was. You can see where this is going, right? There it was, right on the side of his truck....
Ohhhh, that water's cold. Yeah... and deep too!
(eaglebeak)
Whatever it is, The Guardian doesn't have it.
Never did. Never will.
It may be dark energy.
"The collective wisdom of the internet" is an oxymoron. Whoever wrote that article is just a plain old unadorned moron.
Hillary Clinton - not enough Big Dick, energy all gone.
Hillary Clinton - Tricky Dick energy.
I am sure that the patriarchy is what kept this woman from pursuing her true calling as a rocket scientist.
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