"I don't even do anal movies, you ignorant twat. That's like saying you are known for your beautiful rendition of The Star Spangled Banner."
Quoted in "Roseanne gets into filthy Twitter feud with Stormy Daniels" (Entertainment Weekly).
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Sodomy is losing its social luster, again. So, is female exploitation of females for social progress.
The word "movies" is doing significant work, there.
Roseanne actually did sing the Anthem and butchered it.
So is Stormy saying she tried doing anal porn, but it went so very badly?
This is like some couple having a loud argument in a coffee shop.
I just want to enjoy my latte in peace
"I don't even do anal movies"
After all, what kind of a girl do you think I am ?
Stormy doesn't do anal porn? My, that certainly elevates her status and credibility to a high level. Impeachment is imminent.
I love it. Seven hours spent in bed with a whore in Tahoe in 2006 is completely substituting for all the usual fake news stories. The $130,000 was the best money Trump ever spent. The women voters still like him and the men voters admire him more.
Anyway, Mueller can straighten this out. Once he has Trump under oath, just ask him if Stormy does anal.
Who needs Handmaid’s Tale? For pure dystopian fantasy, we can turn on any channel and see porn actress/sex worker Mistress Stormy and her lawyer/pimp being goddam celebrated for rolling her john. It took this tawdry pair and their slobbering media enablers to make Trump into the one who’s acting with class.
"I don't even do anal movies"
After all, what kind of a girl do you think I am ?
One whose relative honesty and talent and political value Roseanne Barr apparently fears.
In the wake of Daniels's expose and feminists' Handmaid's Tale's epiphanies, are humanitarian pornographers celebrating or trembling?
Typo. She actually said "banal"
This spat is not fair. Roseanne Barr is now very cleaned up and older when everyone knows that back in her hot mess heyday the most fearsomely eye-scarring event ever would have been a visual of her own fat ass, clothed or unclothed, sodomized or not.
Roseanne Barr is revealing her ass envy. How big an indentation does hers make in that old prop set sofa, BTW?
She's just following in the bonespurred footsteps of our own fatass of a president.
Why Stormy I misjudged you...your unwillingness to do anal porn forces me to completely re-evaluate your moral sense and your dignity.
Sure she does. The internet and pornhub makes it too easy to see that she does. Or so a friend told me...
"I don't even do anal movies, you ignorant twat".
Good for you, Stormy! A whore's gotta have standards....,
What are their views on bukkake? I'd be interested in hearing a couple of distinguished feminists debate whether bukkake or anal sex is more destructive of the aspirations of feminism. . It seems to me that the guy involved in anal sex runs a substantial risk of a UTI whereas in bukkake the risks involved fall exclusively on the woman. For this reason I would be inclined to say that bukkake is more degrading than anal sex, but informed feminists may have a different view.
I agree that the analogies in this pseudo-war are bad ones. If the porn star really wanted an effective dig at Roseanne Barr, she would have said this:
"I don't do anal sex scenes. But the noises you made when you butchered the national anthem sure sounded like you were getting wrecked in the ass."
See, folks? That's how it's done.
I know. It's a gift. When will these cat-fighters ever learn?
I should offer a seminar.
This is better than The Handmaid’s Tale. Trump, The National Anthem, Roseanne, Anal Porn, and Twitter.
"I don't even do anal movies, you ignorant twat..."
But she did set the record straight:
"I have done over 200 movies over last 15 years. Only 1 scene with my husband was anal so get the facts straight."
Also, some quotes Stormy did for an adult site in 2002:
Q: You made the comment that you didn't want to stay in the porn business too long because some girls do. What do you consider too long?
SD: That goes back to the same thing. The girls come in when they are young and hot and they are the new thing. And their bodies look great and your face still looks good. Everyone is still into you and you are making all that money. Hang onto it, because when work starts slowing down you don't want to have to say well I will give you a deal. I will give you $blank off my rate if you hire me cause I need the money now. That is when you know you should not be here any more. I can't put a definite age limit on it because some girls look great at 35. Some girls don't. There is no age limit it is more how you really are.
Q:So do you see yourself here ten years from now?
SD: Well I am 23 now so in ten years I would only be 33 so it is definitely a possibility. I do want to get married and have kids so I don't want to wait too long, because I want to be completely done but ten years is definitely a possibility.
SD: You haven't done anal and have stated you have no plans to. Is this a personal choice or just a professional one?
SD: It is neither. I am not saying I will never do it. At this point in time I have not done it and I don't have any plans to do it. You know it is not like in six months or a year I am going to do anal when I am not that new anymore. It is something that I am not really thinking about. I did a scene for the first time with another girl (a girl/girl) and it was my first time putting something in someone else's ass. Maybe I am working up to it maybe I never will. I am not saying I don't like it or that I am not going to do it.
Twitter, tweet, twat.
Somewhere on that twitterfeed someone links up to pornhub where Stormy does anal. So once again she lies.
The human scroll button is up early.
Those two should get a room.
Brazilian Ritmo/TTR takes up the feminist mantle and offers a seminar on doing anal.
Sounds like a positive career move. The troll thing is not working out.
Somewhere on that twitterfeed someone links up to pornhub...
Annie watches, you decide.
Does anyone know what Michael K's feeling all sensitive about this morning? It's always something with him...
Maybe someone did him anally or something.
Geez Birkel, is something up your butt this morning, too? You sound disoriented and even more incapable of reading than usual. My comment was a master class lesson on "trolling," or whatever you call it, you cute little sodomite.
Birkel gets sodomized by a barstool just about every night. The same one he sits on like Cliff Clavin, telling everyone his stupid and boring stories.
Robert "The FBI Whitewasher" Mueller should ask both Story Daniels and Donald Trump whether they did anal intercourse while they were together.
Their answers might enable Mueller to prove that Daniels is a truth-teller and Trump is a liar.
Watched Roseanne show this week. It is terrible. Needs to hire new writers and fire the laugh track.
The guy with the Brazilian cannot take a joke. That seems sad. No reason to cast aspersions. Will you be doing the anal seminar at the Holiday Inn downtown, again?
Are tickets going quickly? Are you selling T-shirts?
I believe in your ability.
Stormy loses. Thousands of people gonna search now and see her at her "best", anal or not.
You can't tell a joke if your premise is all clumsy and wrong, little Cliffy Birkel.
With a show of fingers on one hand, how many times have you ever intentionally gotten a laugh from anything you said?
And not at you, but with you?
See? That's a joke. Because the premise is true.
Why isn’t “twat” the past tense of “tweet”? It would give TV newsreaders the opportunity to say, “President Trump twat . . . .” which of course is exactly what they’re thinking.
You can't use humor to spread a lie, only to tell the truth.
If conservatives understood this it would save people from a lot of misunderstandings.
President Pee Pee* does both anal and oral . . . with the State. But his specialty is participating in a fisting three-day with Big Brother and some helpless tax-payer.
*And doesn't that pseudonym seem cleverer and cleverer with each reading? I know it does for me. I can see now why he adopted it in place of his previous pseudonym, the Toothless State-fellator.
LOL - Ritmo thinks Stormy is "talented" hahahahahaha now that's funny.
Stormy is currently on tour at all the strip clubs across America. But no anal!
Big fake breasts only!
I wonder if Bill Clinton still has that cigar?
I meant "three way" but auto-correct decided "three day" without me noticing. A three day fisting of a tax payer would be a lot of fisting, even for a sado-masochistic "liberal."
I didn't say that; I said that Roseanne Barr fears she's more talented than Roseanne is.
Lies are not funny.
-Jon Stewart
Yeah, no one cared what you meant, William. But thanks for the good news that Trump is no longer running the state! I guess that means you can stop fellating it now, and go back to just sucking off Trump as a newly dethroned civilian former president private citizen, right?
Chadwick's another example of why conservatives fail in entertainment.
Anger is not funny.
-Jimmy Kimmel
I can see now...
No, you still can't, Poor William.
Wait a minute, Pee Pee: I'm the pro-freedom one and you're the "liberal"--and I'M the State fellator??? That's stupid even for you.
School integration is not funny.
-Samantha Bee
Apparently Larry flynts has been paying her mouthpiece abenatti who has ties not only to Emmanuel but to perkins and coie.
Wait a minute, Pee Pee: I'm the pro-freedom one and you're the "liberal"--and I'M the State fellator??? That's stupid even for you.
Who's running the state and which of us is fellating him?
But it's good to know you think in cliches and that you have a political philosophy that fits on a bumper sticker.
Yup. Trump is really "pro-freedom". Hilarious. Unless you think the 1st amendment protects any of your freedoms, that is.
Someone sodomized (or fellated, or whatever) Chadwick's brain.
Rape buttons under desks are funny.
-Katie Couric
Stormy Daniels, Verified account @StormyDaniels, May 4
Not true. I have done over 200 movies over last 15 years. Only 1 scene with my husband was anal so get the facts straight. But it doesn't really matter. She tried using my job as a reason to discredit me. (Consensual) sexual choices does NOT make someone less of a human.
You realize that "only once" contradiction is exactly the kind of "lie" Mueller et al. would prosecute for perjury if said to the FBI by Trump or one of his associates.
Any actual evidence that she and trump were even there at the same time rhetorical..
Only once doesn't count.
-Stormy Daniels
The president and I did it once, twelve years ago and that is very important.
-Stormy Daniels
Fap. Fap. Fap.
-Ritmo
She tried using my job as a reason to discredit me.
Which is sort of true. Come on, you gotta admit - if Roseanne Barr was the least bit fuckable - even with her clothes on - then none of this would matter. Roseanne's using her post-menopausal status to discredit a porn star on the basis that she couldn't have appeared onscreen in even a bikini during her rise to fame, much less a birthday suit. She's jelly.
Fap. Fap. Fap.
-Ritmo
I know your sex life is strange (if even existent) Birko but really, if you're fantasizing about me masturbating then just say so. People are into all sorts of things, you know. Your thing just happens to be stranger than most.
Roseanne's the elder stateswoman of The Formerly Unfuckables.
From the site's comments:
"Not a big fan of her career choice, however it's important to note that she actually worked for what she earned and she rose up through the ranks of the industry rather than follow the path of the vast majority of porn actors. She's had a very successful career which was not kept to being on film. This success was why Donald Trump was floating the idea of putting her on his teevee show. It's presumably why Daniels was willing to have sex with someone she didn't particularly want to: because it was business and she was willing to do what it took to succeed. In this United States of America, this woman should be celebrated by anyone that believes in the "American Dream" and rampant capitalism. She's an incredible example of the values we seemingly covet most."
“Who needs Handmaid’s Tale? For pure dystopian fantasy, we can turn on any channel and see porn actress/sex worker Mistress Stormy and her lawyer/pimp being goddam celebrated for rolling her john.”
It could be seen as the revenge of the Handmaids.
54 comments, 13 by the same commenter. If you're going to dominate the conversation, become more interesting.
Also business: troll dropping on websites.
The Left says bimbo eruptions were a problem. And porn participant eruptions are a problem.
Because logic, you stupid wingers.
-TTR
At least Roseanne has earned enough to hire her own lawyer instead of extorting johns for NDA fees and relying on the kindness of Larry Flynt to keep her ambulance chaser on CNN more than teabag Cooper.
54 comments, 13 by the same commenter. If you're going to dominate the conversation, become more interesting.
Well, congratulate yourself Mary Beth because, thanks to you, it's now 14!!!
But your comment prompts a logical response. (You'll find that about me). If you want "interesting," you'll have to specify what you mean by interesting. As Cambridge Analytica and Facebook know, not everyone shares the same likes and dislikes. Perhaps someday conservatives will come to understand this also.
So try being interesting enough to at least give us a clue as to what would entertain little old humble Mary Beth, now. Who knows, you just may be lucky enough to get it.
No doubt Roseann is jealous. Stormy seems better at comebacks than Roseann, whose humor always seemed overly contrived.
“54 comments, 13 by the same commenter. If you're going to dominate the conversation, become more interesting.”
Why doesn’t Mary Beth seem interested in the number of comments Drago makes on any given thread he comments on?
It's worth pointing out that a majority of those 14 were responses to Birko and Chadwick, who seem to consistently require a very special and attentive form of correction. Few commenters engage in as many stupid attempts at slander and error as those two do.
Ohhhhh, maybe she considers Drago interesting because he’s a conservative and a Trumpist?
Bernie Sanders wants to turn everyone into a State controlled robot and bureaucratic flunkie. That's State run fellatio. yummy
Royal ass Inga joins the fray. Let slip the dogs of contrived.
We cannot slut shame Stormy Daniels when there are fat jokes to make about Roseanne.
-PPPT/Brazilian
At least Roseanne has earned enough to hire her own lawyer instead of extorting johns for NDA fees and relying on the kindness of Larry Flynt to keep her ambulance chaser on CNN more than teabag Cooper.
LOL - worth a hearty repeat.
We don’t have to fantasize ritmo wanking. We're watching it.
Blogger President Pee-Pee Tape said...
Yup. Trump is really "pro-freedom". Hilarious. Unless you think the 1st amendment protects any of your freedoms, that is.
The second amendment protects our freedoms.
Who knew porn lingo was so common place? I'm no longer interested in finding out what certain terms mean after I looked up the first term I didn't know-
I always have to chuckle when some commenters remark on the number of comments a liberal commenter makes. It actually cannot be helped if one responds to even half of the comments directed toward them. This has happened to me many times, I now try to ignore most of them.
The leftists are in full meltdown mode today.
They aren’t stupid enough to miss the events of the last couple days.
The Manafort case will be thrown out in 2 weeks. That is going to be the effective end of the Trump Russian collusion story.
As more information is unclassified and the DOJ is allowed to redact less we find invariably they are redacting things that make them look bad.
Trump Russian collusion obviously didn’t happen. But the Hillary Obama Russian collusion investigation is just getting started.
Just in time for midterms.
Why is nobody talking about the blue wave anymore?
Refraining from a response to Birko and Chadwick's many stupidities is like being asked to forego a punchline to the world's best set-ups. It's like holding a pie a foot and a half directly opposite some witless and aggravating schmuck's face and being asked not to throw it.
“Refraining from a response to Birko and Chadwick's many stupidities is like being asked to forego a punchline to the world's best set-ups. It's like holding a pie a foot and a half directly opposite some witless and aggravating schmuck's face and being asked not to throw it.”
True enough, LOL.
Yes, Royal ass Inga, the number of lies you are required to tell to protect your honor are nigh on uncountable.
We cannot slut shame Stormy Daniels when there are fat jokes to make about Roseanne.
-PPPT/Brazilian
True. Sexual attractiveness and/or prowess can be admired. Gluttony cannot.
If you ever had sex you would know this.
Browndog,
That's why UrbanDictionary exists, to inure you to words and phrases with terrible meanings. It stops you from being easily squicked.
The second amendment protects our freedoms.
Only in a society without ideas and where violence is the only language.
"I don't do anal porn movies"
Even whores have standards.
No ideas/all violence? Hollywood called, suing for copyright.
Inga said...
I always have to chuckle when some commenters remark on the number of comments a liberal commenter makes. It actually cannot be helped if one responds to even half of the comments directed toward them. This has happened to me many times, I now try to ignore most of them.
5/5/18, 10:39 AM
I'm glad you were amused. I don't think it's amusing when one commenter dominates a third of the comments. M I haven't said anything before when you do that because I know you're trying your best.
So desperate to find the crime, we are now discussing Stormy's poop chute.
Does making "Stormy Daniels" into a trashy figure somehow inure to the benefit of Trump? I don't have any doubt that she's a trashy figure. But so is Trump. They're a nice pair; that is, Trump and Stormy. They chose each other; it seems natural.
Althouse's choosing this story to blog -- is it to somehow take the story away from Trump and Trump's lying and Trump's incompetent defensive strategy? -- doesn't seem to me to be helpful to anybody. I sure don't care if Stormy Daniels is credible or not. She doesn't matter. What matters now is a chain of financial transactions between Trump, the Trump Organization, Michael Cohen, and how it was all reported for banking, tax and FEC purposes.
This shit is all so skeezy, I am beginning to believe Trump that maybe his taxes have been audited every year since 1933. (Of course, he's lying about that too.) He sure seems like a guy who should be audited every year.
"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson,
The louder he talked of his sexual prowess, the harder we laughed at Ritmo.
-everybody
I'm glad you were amused. I don't think it's amusing when one commenter dominates a third of the comments.
To be fair, only about a third of my comments are actually my own ideas. The rest are just me playing garbage collector/clean-up crew while I sweep aside the many bad and poorly thought-through ideas of a few conservative dwarves here who feel entitled to carte blanche ideological/partisan domination on Althouse.
"He sure seems like a guy who should be audited every year."
The TDS is strong in this one.
I was audited every year for about six years until my accountant wrote a letter that the IRS was harassing me. Then they stopped for 20 years. How many IRS colonoscopies have you had, chuck ?
What does an extraordinary fopdoodle say about the judge questioning Mueller's authority in the Manafort case?
I want the best available spin.
President Pee-Pee Tape said...
The second amendment protects our freedoms.
Only in a society without ideas and where violence is the only language.
You are right. Leftists are one trick ponies and every society has leftists/socialists.
Without the second amendment you would just do what you have done dozens of times.
The reason you are melting down right now is because you are unable to attack us. You are being forced to discuss and convince.
And you can't.
Filthy. I love that word.
Inga asked: "Why doesn’t Mary Beth seem interested in the number of comments Drago makes on any given thread he comments on? "
I think you missed the end of statement about becoming more interesting of you are making a lot of comments.
Drago is more interesting than Ritmo.
Reading comprehension has never been your strong suit.
I guess that makes you more interesting in an amusing sort of way.
“The reason you are melting down right now is because you are unable to attack us. You are being forced to discuss and convince.”
Delusional. The only one melting down right now is Trump. How many times has the Stormy story changed? Between him and Rudy, they just can’t keep their stories straight. It looks like they put their heads together and hatched up some ideas to use on Hannity and it backfired on them, lol!
I will accept 1 new Trump/Giuliani Stormy story for every 7 improvements in key economic indicators, reduced unnecessary deep state enabling regulations, treaties that work against America's interests renegotiated, and russian mercenaries whacked in Syria.
Royal ass Inga wants everybody to concentrate on the PURPLE ELEPHANT that Trump has identified.
Dutifully.
LOL.
“I think you missed the end of statement about becoming more interesting of you are making a lot of comments.
Reading comprehension has never been your strong suit.”
5/5/18, 10:25 AM
Blogger Inga said...
Ohhhhh, maybe she considers Drago interesting because he’s a conservative and a Trumpist?
Inga said...
“The reason you are melting down right now is because you are unable to attack us. You are being forced to discuss and convince.”
Delusional. The only one melting down right now is Trump. How many times has the Stormy story changed? Between him and Rudy, they just can’t keep their stories straight. It looks like they put their heads together and hatched up some ideas to use on Hannity and it backfired on them, lol!
Peace in Korea.
Unemployment at record lows.
Black Voters leaving the democrat plantation.
Trump over 50% approval.
A Clinton voter thinks paying a porn star not to talk about consensual sex is persuasive.
You are right in one sense. You are persuading us you are a complete hypocrite and you don't believe a single thing you say..
The only reason you are talking about Stormy is because the Mueller investigation is completely falling apart.
Cry more.
“The only reason you are talking about Stormy is because the Mueller investigation is completely falling apart.”
It’s a Stormy thread.
“Cry more.”
LOL.
Trump wants the Left to talk about Macguffin Stormy PURPLE ELEPHANT Daniels
Royal ass Inga abides.
Inga: "Ohhhhh, maybe she considers Drago interesting because he’s a conservative and a Trumpist?"
Actually, its the fact that I'm quite the "Bon Vivant", "Man About Town" and "Confidant to Kings and Queens". I once leaped a tall (lego) building in a single bound and I'm a Ladybug Whisperer. I can usually convince them to lay off the aphids long enough to complete my yard work for me while I attempt to go the full "George Hamilton".
And, trust me on this, those aren't even my best qualities...
But enough of me talking about me. Lets talk about what you think of me?
Its hard to believe that going into November, the dems really are running full speed with "impeachment", "Stormy Daniels", give back your tax cuts you stupid deplorable racists, and Hillary simply will not go away!
Unbelievable.
As pointed out in so many other places, all the dems had to do to regain power was not act crazy......
Drago said...
As pointed out in so many other places, all the dems had to do to regain power was not act crazy......
And come up with some lie to cover for the obvious truth that everything is going better with Trump in charge compared to when Obama was in charge.
But only everything.
Stormy is right to point out Roseanne's cultural ignorance. There are certain stars that transcend the medium, and anyone who doesn't recognize the singer of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," the man who uttered "Frankly, my dear I don't give a damn" the singer that owned "No Business like Show Business"...
Everybody knows Stormy's body of work to date includes not a single film devoted entirely to anal sex; its like the final volume of Caro's LBJ oeuvre.
As for the small-minded critics who've argued the inaptness of comparing Roseanne's National Anthem to anal sex, they ignore the obvious: both involve the taking of knees.
Why doesn’t Mary Beth seem interested in the number of comments Drago makes on any given thread he comments on?
Because that's what you do.
Last article I saw on her MAHA tour mentioned her squatting her twat on all comers. That..and engaging in an orificial argument with RB is proving you've been in the biz too long.
Every person has standards. For Stormy, it’s anal to think otherwise.
Inga: "Why doesn’t Mary Beth seem interested in the number of comments Drago makes on any given thread he comments on?"
Mary Beth is probably wondering why you seem utterly uninterested in the number of comments made by TTR and yourself while expounding endlessly on the number of comments of another poster.
One might, I dare say, assert humbly that your singular focus on the volume of comments of just one poster while ignoring the volume of posts by both yourself and others suggests a....how shall I say this?....suggests an anal retentiveness about it.
n.n said...Sodomy is losing its social luster, again
--
Yeah..back in the day, anal was how the nice girl "saved" herself.
Democrats must focus on electoral MacGuffins or people might recognize the vapidity of their legislative proposals. Push polling doesn't actually move public opinion once the public determines the press is untrustworthy.
Eventually actual wolves come and the young shepherd and his flock receive no help.
I, personally, hope the Leftist Collectivists continue to chase the PURPLE ELEPHANTS. Those pachyderms move no voters.
Now if only Ritmo and Inga stay on he threads about porn stars the rest of us can have useful discussions.
"Only in a society without ideas and where violence is the only language."
You are right. Leftists are one trick ponies and every society has leftists/socialists.
Without the second amendment you would just do what you have done dozens of times.
The reason you are melting down right now is because you are unable to attack us. You are being forced to discuss and convince.
And you can't.
I have no idea what this garbled mess is supposed to mean. Though it does telegraph that the writer is not able to succeed in a society where achievement aligns with critical thinking and communication skills, rather than the sort of violence that he loves so much.
The bravado it contains is admirable, though. Sometimes I think Achilles needs a few extra chests around to pound on when he posts comments. One is clearly not enough.
Now if only Ritmo and Inga stay on he threads about porn stars the rest of us can have useful discussions.
"Useful discussion" = "Hi, my name is Michael K. and I read books! By people who speak Farsi! Aren't I interesting now?"
Drago is more interesting than Ritmo.
Reading comprehension has never been your strong suit.
And separating fact from opinion has never been yours, Francisco D. Not-Roosevelt.
Peace in Korea.
LOL! Peace in our time, eh?
The dupe-a-bility is strong in this one.
“Now if only Ritmo and Inga stay on he threads about porn stars the rest of us can have useful discussions.”
Yes, you did admit that you liked echo chambers.
No, Igna. I like intelligent discussion, like we are having elsewhere.
Needless to say, I won't say where
"Hi, my name is Michael K. and I read books! By people who speak Farsi! Aren't I interesting now?"
Not to you. You are only interested in trolling. Some of us do read books, even by people who read Farsi.
But then, not everyone has enough "white privilege " to read a book.
It seems like only last week goofy was apologizing to Inga about referencing her anus. And, here they are, defending Stormy.
Combine Inga's anus and Goofy's vocabulary and what do you get?
Analinguistic.
That damn Trump ! Terrible things are going to happen, someday. Not now, but sometime in the future, am I right?
I think you are all being quite unfair. We need to respect someone who has personal experience and knowledge of a particular subject.
Ritmo does indeed have a great deal of expertise in anal. True that it is only as a recipient but still and all it is an impressive amount of expertise. Please listen to him. He knows what he is talking about when he talks about taking it up the ass.
No, Inga. I like intelligent discussion, like we are having elsewhere.
I suppose that is one of the reasons you were run off of Patterico’s blog.
Ritmo does indeed have a great deal of expertise in anal. True that it is only as a recipient but still and all it is an impressive amount of expertise. Please listen to him. He knows what he is talking about when he talks about taking it up the ass.
In fairness, it should be noted he has not acknowledged this. So, it may be a fantasy of his and something on the bucket list. When subject of ATM came up couple of weeks ago, goofy immediately said something about gay porn, so that was a clue.
Also, every comment session eventually gets him espousing joys of cocksucking and anal sex.
Draw your own conclusions.
When subject of ATM came up couple of weeks ago...
Hahahaha. It "came up" is Moonie's way of saying that he was the one to bring it up... as if others shared his extensive, casual knowledge of the subject.
Hahahaha. It "came up" is Moonie's way of saying that he was the one to bring it up... as if others shared his extensive, casual knowledge of the subject.
5/5/18, 1:55 PM
Indeed. I brought it up in reference to you relationship with your mother and somehow it triggered your gay porn experiences.
I was shocked, I tell ya, shocked!!
Of course, in hindsight, looking at your history, am no longer surprised. Slightly disappointed in myself for not realizing you are homosexual, NTTIAWWT
* hindsight=joke*
And Obligatory Sienfeld reference
No, Inga. I like intelligent discussion, like we are having elsewhere.
I suppose that is one of the reasons you were run off of Patterico’s blog.
Patrick has a bad case of TDS. I noticed he has not posted my last comment there so may be he has banned me. I don't know because I deleted the bookmark after the election when he seemed go nuts.
Most of the attraction of his blog in the past was his "fisking" of LA Times left wing articles and he was good at that.
Now he seems to be Trump all the time, like you.
He also hated my comment that prosecutors seem to get very self righteous and that is not a healthy mind set for one.
Patrick Fitzgerald is an example. Mueller may be another. We'll see what happens when the OIG report comes out next week.
Did you notice when Judge Ellis slapped down Mueller and his band of PC warriors ?
A judge who’s been serving on the federal bench since the 1980s is old enough to remember when Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation was about alleged Russian collusion. Now the judge wants to know why Mr. Mueller’s signature prosecution doesn’t appear to have anything to do with it.
Mr. Mueller’s team was in court today trying to advance its tax and bank fraud charges against Paul Manafort, who briefly ran the Trump presidential campaign in 2016.
Reuters reports:
“I don’t see what relationship this indictment has with anything the special counsel is authorized to investigate,” U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III in the Eastern District of Virginia said.
I'm looking forward to the OIG report and you and Patrick Frey probably aren't.
“Patrick has a bad case of TDS. I noticed he has not posted my last comment there so may be he has banned me. I don't know because I deleted the bookmark after the election when he seemed go nuts.”
Maybe it’s just that you have such a bad case of Trump sycophancy.
“I'm looking forward to the OIG report and you and Patrick Frey probably aren't.”
So much hope is placed on the OIG report, I think you’re going to be disappointed.
“I don’t see what relationship this indictment has with anything the special counsel is authorized to investigate,” U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III in the Eastern District of Virginia said.”
As for Judge Ellis, you know he hasn’t made a ruling yet, don’t you?
I don't know. Didn't Pompousio get fired for being a deranged Never Trumper like that stupid frothing at the mouth bitch Susan Wright?
He can peddle his anti-trump hatred at his own little site.
It is Little Green Footballs all over again.
To tie to the Lbj post, lbj once told to put out the story that an opponent was a pig fucker
Aide: but he's not a pig fucker.
Lbj: I want to make him deny it
So now roseann has gotten Stormy Daniels to deny she does anal
Well, not in movies.
Not often, anyway
And only with her husband.
What next? She's into anal but not as Stormy Daniels?
John Henry
"Yup. Trump is really "pro-freedom". Hilarious. Unless you think the 1st amendment protects any of your freedoms, that is."
Didn't say Trump was pro-freedom, Pee Pee (again, that name just gets funnier and funner, although I liked "Toothless State Fellator" better), although he seems to be more pro-freedom than the alternatives, Queen Cacklepants the Alinskyite Witch and Bwrnie the Bum (aka "Bolshie Bernie." But that raises an interesting question, to which you, with your obvious intelligence and scholarship could provide an interesting answer. That is:
Periodically, back when you used to be "Toothless" and used to make your meds at least occasionally, I would post the Statist Scale, aka the Coercion Meter. On a scale from 0 to 10--0 being an absolutely pure libertarian a la libertarian-anarchist Robert LeFevre. 10 being Mao, Stalin, Hitler, et al, and what I call the State-f*cker Zone (Obama, Hillary and such) starting around 6.5--what score do you give yourself? I realize it's not an absolute science, but surely someone as smart as you (and pro-freedom, too!) could find a comfortable spot on the scale.
(I'd also welcome others--Inga, ARM, etc.--who aren't Pee Pee (that is, who aren't TOTALLY spazzed-out freak shows) to participate.)
And after choosing a slot for yourself, please address the next question, first raised by the late Joseph Sobran, who co-coined the term "the Hive" to describe the aggregate of "liberals," socialists and other statists: Where in the name of all that is holy does it stop? That is, when do you get to the point that society is statist enough, and that any more would be harmful? When tax rates are 70, 80, 90 present? 100 percent, as Obama's commie father wanted? How much of the economy should the State control? Some, half, all?
Royal ass Inga: "I rhink... "
Seems unlikely.
How goes that Manafort trial, Royal ass Inga?
Walter,
Back in the 70s I knew a WAVE who would only do anal. Apparently with a number of guys. Her story was that she wanted to remain til marriage.
John Henry
Remain virgin til marriage
John Henry
Hey Squeamish,
I thought I told you to stay away until you got some new material.
Now go do it like a good little whatsit.
Note: this is not a hook, nor is it bait. It's a command.
John Henry
“Note: this is not a hook, nor is it bait. It's a command.”
LOL! Someone has delusions that he has some sort of power over others.
Can't go on
All I have in life is gone
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time
I walk around, heavy-hearted and sad
Night comes around, I'm still feelin' bad
Rain pourin' down, blindin' every hope I had
This pitterin', patterin', beatin' and spatterin' drives me mad
Love, love, love, love
This misery is just too much for me
Poor Stormy. Used and cast aside (12 years ago). Paid handsomely to shut her yap (but she won't shut up and still has the money).
C'mon CNN. Do the right thing. Give her her own show. That lawyer can be her sidekick. Slide her into Joy Reid's slot, so's to speak.
Royal ass Inga,
If the charges against Manafort collapse and the indictment is withdrawn, will you admit your cheerleading was stupid and wrong?
Would you contemplate how wrong you are on other fronts?
Cognitive dissonance requires cognition. You are safe.
“If the charges against Manafort collapse and the indictment is withdrawn, will you admit your cheerleading was stupid and wrong?”
Apparently you are unaware of the other charges against Manafort.
Back in the 70s I knew a WAVE who would only do anal.
I knew a sailor at Norfolk who got sucked under the pier by a big WAVE.
Hey Squeamish,
I thought I told you to stay away until you got some new material.
Now go do it like a good little whatsit.
Note: this is not a hook, nor is it bait. It's a command.
John Henry
Check it out! The psychopath who comments out his own cell phone and social security # on Blogger pretends he needs to be listened to.
John, I refuse to listen to you until you go all out and take off your clothes, too. Just be as crazy as you really are. Your colonoscopy results and other medical records can also be uploaded here, as well.
Indeed. I brought it up in reference to you relationship with your mother and somehow it triggered your gay porn experiences.
I was shocked, I tell ya, shocked!!
Not sure what this depraved weirdness is supposed to mean but I do hope it helps you overcome your shameful childhood memories of that orphanage you grew up in.
The Overground Hershey Highway.
A treacherous road.
Royal ass Inga,
I expected you to deny the hypothetical.
You never disappoint or surprise.
Am I the only one who is wondering if Stormy Daniels middle initial is T?
Stormy Daniels - The left-wing heroine.
1000 visitors to her vagina, but none to her poop shoot.
She's pure class.
Squeamish,
You keep saying you will ignore me but you never do. What does that say about you?
Dance for me, Monkeyboy, dance!
I got my first cell phone and my first modem in 1989. My cell# has been public since day 1. I suspect that it will eventually be a problem. Deep thinkers like you keep telling me that and you must be right. Still waiting for my first crank or spam call.
One of these days, right?
I'd be interested where I posted my ss#. Perhaps you'll tell me?
Sitting here in my skivvies but not for you!
John Henry
Uh, oh.
Robert Mueller seems to have gotten ahold of emails between Squeamish and Inga. The farting sounds like an interesting sensation. The "mad eyes" lend versimilitude as do the "farts in my face":
My sweet little whorish Inga I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Sh/he/it goes on at some length. Inga's reply is not yet public.
Just kidding. It's a joke, kids.
Maggie's Farm had a link to this letter from James Joyce this morning and when I read it, I thought it sounded familiar. If it wasn't so old, I would swear Squeamish wrote it.
Complete letter at https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/504662-my-sweet-little-whorish-nora-i-did-as-you-told Joyce is just getting warmed up in the first paragraph that I posted.
The whole thing sounds like a script for a Stormy Daniels movie.
John Henry
BTW: Get some new material, Squeamish. I was serious when I told you that.
If you don't, I will mock you mercilessly.
John Henry
“If you don't, I will mock you mercilessly.”
LOL. You sound like Barney Fife waving his gun around in the air.
Indeed. I brought it up in reference to you relationship with your mother and somehow it triggered your gay porn experiences.
I was shocked, I tell ya, shocked!!
Not sure what this depraved weirdness is supposed to mean..,
Huh? It means we were discussing your mother. I referred to ATM in a jocular fashion. In your rather typical accusatory fashion you replied with references to ATM on gay sex sites.
Obviously your experience with ATM vernacular is associated with gay sex sites. Simple. You frequent gay sex sites.
If you don't, I will mock you mercilessly.
When the discussion turns to climate change or alternative energy, JH makes Squeamish cry.
Pretty dang funny every time.
Eat less cabbage, Inga.
It will cut down the farting.
John Henry
Inga said...
“If the charges against Manafort collapse and the indictment is withdrawn, will you admit your cheerleading was stupid and wrong?”
Apparently you are unaware of the other charges against Manafort.
A good Stalinist never runs out of crimes to charge their enemies with.
President Pee-Pee Tape said...
"You are right. Leftists are one trick ponies and every society has leftists/socialists.
Without the second amendment you would just do what you have done dozens of times.
The reason you are melting down right now is because you are unable to attack us. You are being forced to discuss and convince.
And you can't."
I have no idea what this garbled mess is supposed to mean. ...
That is because you are stupid.
It took me five seconds to prove her wrong.
I went to p*rnhub, did a search for stormy daniels anal.... and yep, there we go.
Maybe she forgot?
Hmmm, I might to do some additional research over at Pornhub; only for fact checking purposes, of course.
AP: "I went to p*rnhub, did a search for stormy daniels anal.... and yep, there we go.
Maybe she forgot?"
In her defense, her visibility was probably severely limited......
Wait a minute, didn't Roseanne actually sing the Star Spangled Banner, badly, channeling her inner catcher and adjusting her jock strap? Does that mean that Stormy Daniels is really horrible at anal films, or really horrible at similes?
Blogger alan markus said...
Stormy doesn't do anal porn? My, that certainly elevates her status and credibility to a high level. Impeachment is imminent.
5/5/18, 8:39 AM
Haven't you ever been singing and accidentally sung The National Anthem? It happens.
I asked the wife if I could go look at all of Stormy Daniels’ videos to see if she ever did anal. I’ll be allowed back in the house sometime next month.
[Joking!!!]
You keep saying you will ignore me but you never do. What does that say about you?
That you're desperate for attention - seeing as how you're the one who keeps coming here asking for me, rather than vice versa.
I referred to ATM in a jocular fashion. In your rather typical accusatory fashion you replied with references to ATM on gay sex sites.
Obviously your experience with ATM vernacular is associated with gay sex sites. Simple. You frequent gay sex sites.
"Huh?"
If it helps your fantasies, sure, you're welcome to think that about me. Wouldn't want you to blame my rejection of you and your creepiness on my heterosexuality or anything.
LOL!!!
Sitting here in my skivvies but not for you!
Duuuuude.
Pretty hard to mock me when you keep making such a mockery of yourself.
The mental illness of this place keeps getting weirder and weirder. It's like a homo pornographic version of Alice in Wonderland or something.
The mental illness of this place keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Time to lave for greener pastures ? Go for it !
Andrew Dice Clay to Stormy Daniels: Your face? Your ass? What's the fucking difference?
"Obviously your experience with ATM vernacular is associated with gay sex sites. Simple. You frequent gay sex sites."
Fullmoon.
Are you telling us that all of ritmos inflatable friends are male?
That explains a lot.
He should just go upstairs and tell his mom. Get it over with. Save his mom a lot of grief later.
She can start collecting cats.
You know. Instead of grandchildren.
I want Mueller to get to the pressing question of the day: Who has the bigger fake tits, Stormy Daniels or Anderson Cooper?
Doesn't do anal? I did a search for "Stormy Daniels", with "safe search" turned off. First thing that came up was a clip of a porn movie with Stormy being penetrated anally.
Sometimes your aim is little high.
Stormy and Anderson do have a common area of interest
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