Here's the Instapundit post. If you're not using AdBlock, perhaps you will get a different personal challenge.
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My personal blog-survival challenge seems to involve lettuce.
Here's the Instapundit post. If you're not using AdBlock, perhaps you will get a different personal challenge.
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I just saw that on my Instapundit feed and asked my wife about the cabbage patch bra. We don’t know WTF. And I ain’t clicking that crap either!
"Become a Barefoot Writer"
What?
All I ever get on sites that I have whitelisted is ads from Sweetwater and Newegg as well as the usual zergnet "around the web" nonsense.
Release the bosoms from that repressive greenery!
Vegetarian cheesecake.
Hold the nipples, hold the lettuce,
Special order, don't upset us...
"If you're not using AdBlock, perhaps you will get a different personal challenge."
Hmmm....you're right. I got a potato in a pair of Speedos.
So, all these years, Stormy Daniels has been padding her bra with iceberg lettuce leaves to great effect? Who da thunk it?
Click a few times on these and similar ads and your Althouse and other homepage screens will surrounded by images of scantily clad women modeling undergarments and beachwear.
https://www.lulus.com/products/kavari-white-and-blush-pink-bikini-bottom/561892.html?utm_source=Criteo&utm_medium=ppc&utm_term=561892&utm_campaign=Criteo
http://www.revolve.com/?utm_source=criteo&utm_medium=retargeting&utm_campaign=dom_p_revolve_lowerfunnel
I got an Insitome ad, presumably from reading Razib Khan, one of the other few bloggers left over from the old days.
BAG:
Your message discipline is inspiring to us all.
Please keep us abreast of all major developments.
Stuffed peppers?
nonapod: Yes I get all those Sweetwater ads too. I like having guitars all over my page. But I think I'll give EDH's approach a try.
Lettuce and tomatoes.
Bob Boyd said:
"Hmmm....you're right. I got a potato in a pair of Speedos."
Make sure the potato is positioned in FRONT.
All I got was an ad for Dyson vacuum cleaner :(
I saw that too, but I assumed they were cabbage leaves. Maybe because I associate breasts with money.
I'm gonna take a head of iceberg lettuce to the Peppermint Rhino on my next sojourn there.
It'll save me so much money! Kinda like getting a second tax cut.
Drudge says the memo has been released
We need to nip any breast puns in the bud least our cups runneth over...and someone milks them to death...
A neighbor lady of ours used to tuck money away in her bra (watching her fish for a buck was entertainment for us kiddies, especially the boys), but storing salad fixings there is a bit much.
I got a proposal of marriage from a Ukrainian girl. She loves me.
"I saw that too, but I assumed they were cabbage leaves. Maybe because I associate breasts with money."
1. "Lettuce" is also slang for money.
2. I agree that they look more like cabbage leaves, but "lettuce" is funnier than "cabbage leaves" (and you would have to say "cabbage leaves" and not just "cabbage," because unlike with "lettuce," the word without "leaves" makes you picture the whole head of cabbage, which doesn't happen with "lettuce" unless you specify "head of lettuce" — strange, but true, probably because not all lettuce comes in head form).
I assumed cabbage leaves because postpartum women who want to let their milk dry up are sometimes advised to put cold cabbage leaves in their bra to help with the discomfort. But how that's supposed to have an enhancing effect, I have no idea. Quite the opposite, in fact.
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