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"This Teenager Discovered Her Doppelgänger. And Then Another. And Then Another. And Then Another."

"If you’re a young brunette woman with solid eyebrow game, you might also consider adding your head shot to this ever-expanding group of doppelgängers."


ADDED: Why, of late, have eyebrows become a woman's dominant facial feature? Shouldn't we be looking at eyes? Eyes are the windows of the soul. Eyebrows are the windows of... what? Twitchy emotions like surprise and comic double entendre?

৪৯টি মন্তব্য:

Sydney বলেছেন...

There are basic face types that are fairly common. I suspect that there are more of us who look like each other than we imagine. That's why it's so easy for Hollywood to find body doubles.

Laslo Spatula বলেছেন...

It's like no one would even notice if one went missing.

I am Laslo.

Curious George বলেছেন...

Laslo LOL

Wilbur বলেছেন...

Just yesterday I saw a 20-ish woman and had the conscious thought "She looks just like a hundred other women I've seen recently". She looked a lot like these women in the pictures.

Birkel বলেছেন...

The word game, as used in the post, should be retired.

Karen of Texas বলেছেন...

Alien cloning and colonization. I saw it on X-Files. ;)

bagoh20 বলেছেন...

Those are all samples of the human genetic dominate genes. They are the generic human female everywhere except northern Europe and where northern Europeans have wandered.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

Boring. They need blonde tips.

Incidentally, this trend is why all of the young middle eastern men want to visit, even if they have to swim, to Europe. It's to experience a blonde Celtic woman. Ann Margret Rules, as does another Ann we all know.

TheThinMan বলেছেন...

It's the smile that seals the deal. It's not a fake smile for the camera, but shows real contentment with life. It seems their personalities are just as similar as their looks.

Wince বলেছেন...

What does "with solid eyebrow game" mean?

You accept the look of perhaps defined but thick eyebrows?

As opposed to plucked and denuded?

And what's this "game" rather than "look."

What's the "game" and who is supposedly playing it against whom?

FullMoon বলেছেন...

Met a guy who looked exactly like me, but less handsome, and not as humble.

David বলেছেন...

God is good.

William বলেছেন...

Good looking brunettes all look alike. There are far more variations among good looking blondes.

Scott M বলেছেন...

Girls From Brazil?

tcrosse বলেছেন...

Isn't it racist or something to say they all look alike ?

Bob Ellison বলেছেন...

Why eyebrow?

The feature seems silly. Wikipedia says the theory is eyebrows are there to wick away sweat and debris. Well, eyebrows don't do that very well.

I propose that it's a pure beauty feature. We don't need them, but we like them.

Bob Ellison বলেছেন...

Also, actresses who go blonde leave their eyebrows dark. Wonder why that.

rehajm বলেছেন...

They all look like the FedEx guy.

tcrosse বলেছেন...

Archie Andrews has red hair and prominent black eyebrows. Just saying.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

Speaking of eyebrows, the epitome of Eyebrow Art can be seen on the singer Faith Hill. She is a Jackson, Mississippi born and bred leggy blonde who controls men using nothing but her Eyebrows. I was once a true love of a lady who is her doppelganger.

Laslo Spatula বলেছেন...

Socially Awkward Guy Who Makes No Eye Contact says:

I spend a lot of time looking at the Internet for pictures of young girls I’d like to pee on. It’s not like I have a specific ‘type’: I like blondes, brunettes, Asians — pretty much all of them, even some of the slightly chubby ones when they’re chubby in a cute way. It is just something about their look that tells me whether I want to pee on them or not: it is a subtle thing, really. Maybe it’s the eyebrows, I don’t know…

Over the years I have amassed a large library of photos of young girls from Facebook and Instagram and everything, when I realized that I needed to do something more than just keep them on my external hard drive in the folder called “Mom’s Recipes.” So I started my website, “Girls I’d Like To Pee On…”

Sometimes I like to think one of the girls will somehow see her picture there, and feel special. Maybe she would even contact me: these things can happen…

I haven’t got a lot of hits yet, but I know these things take time. I HAVE gotten a few comments, but they’ve mostly been Spam or people telling me I’m a Creep. I think the people who like what I do are afraid to comment…

Who knows — maybe I am on an FBI Watchlist or something. I try to only use photos of girls that look to be over eighteen, but it can be hard to tell for sure. So — FBI, if you’re reading this — I have NO desire to pee on twelve-year-old girls, that’s just wrong, okay…?

Like no one else thinks these things.

I hope the Girl with the Blue Hair is working at McDonalds today.


I am Laslo.

Matt Sablan বলেছেন...

Am I the only one who doesn't think these women are doppelgangers at all?

mishu বলেছেন...

It's latest feminist craze to project a hirsute presence among women.

Ron বলেছেন...

If eyes are the windows to the soul, eyebrows are the drapes....we look because we wonder if the drapes match the carpet. Simple as that!

buwaya বলেছেন...

I knew a girl who looked like that ...

Unknown বলেছেন...

Eyebrows are the lintels to the soul.

Unknown বলেছেন...

Eyebrows are the lintels to the soul.

Leslie Graves বলেছেন...

They are all adorable.

Jane the Actuary বলেছেন...

I've always had bushy eyebrows -- comes from my mom's Greek side of the family. Now I'm getting the chin hairs - not a fan.

But I've never felt that I've ever met anyone who looks like me. I wouldn't say that I'm any more or less attractive than anyone else, but I've always felt that I just look, well, different.

And I'm really bad with faces, but other people seem to remember my face. Even when the connection was only very slight and years ago, they'll say, "I know we've met before."

Roughcoat বলেছেন...

Pretty girls.

walter বলেছেন...

Andy Rooney had solid eyebrow game.

walter বলেছেন...

Of all the target rich news cycles for Laslo to be absent from. Where ya been?

Laslo Spatula বলেছেন...

walter said...
"Of all the target rich news cycles for Laslo to be absent from. Where ya been?"

A lot of the posts lately have turned into, well, pissing contests in the comments. Don't feel like diving in the middle of those particular waters....

I am Laslo.

Fernandinande বলেছেন...

Karen of Texas said...
Alien cloning and colonization. I saw it on X-Files. ;)


Does foaming green stuff come out if you poke a hole in their eyebrows?

walter বলেছেন...

Eh..you usually create your own island of sorts ;)

ceowens বলেছেন...

I knew a fellow from Tupper Lake who could raise his eyebrows about a half inch, independently. Very effective while on the debate team.

Karen of Texas বলেছেন...

@Fernandinande - It's a possibility, but not sure I'd recommend trying it. Apparently the outgassing can be a bitch if it does. Although that would give AlGore and the Left something else to tax. "If you're a Green Outgasser, you will pay a monthly fee just in case you get poked and emit noxious fumes." There is something of a precedent what with Brown doing something like that in California to the cow owners.

buwaya বলেছেন...

Hmm...
A young brunette Denise Richards look. She's got the face too. Or I might be going blind, which is not unlikely.
There is something to this.

The girl I knew was a mestiza, mostly-Spanish.

There is some fairly common west-European gene behind the phenomenon, no doubt tied to mating success.

tcrosse বলেছেন...

A lot of the posts lately have turned into, well, pissing contests in the comments.
Back in the '60s I knew a guy who was arrested for standing on the roof of the Brathaus and pissing on passersby on the sidewalk. After a night in jail, he remarked,
"They're lucky I didn't shit on them".

Bill বলেছেন...

Eyebrows function as awnings; they keep sweat from dripping into your eyes when you're toiling in hot, humid weather.

CStanley বলেছেন...

I find it interesting that different people see different likenesses. People often tell me my daughters look just like me, for instance, while I see more resemblance in them to their father's side. And at different ages, it varies (sometimes I saw strong Rembrandt in my girls to me at certain ages, and ditto for their cousins.)

So to Matthew Sablan's point- I kind of agree, in that these girls look somewhat similar but certainly not identical. It depends on where you focus, camera angles, and expressions, as well as observer bias.

Regarding the eyebrows, I'm glad if the natural brows are in, rather than severely tweezed ones. Also glad that the hair straightening thing finally died down. When oldest daughter was a teen, the long straightened hair really did make all the girls look alike.

Joe বলেছেন...

I didn't really notice the eyebrows; I noticed the smiles.

buwaya বলেছেন...

Smiling a lot may also be genetic.
As well as a sunny disposition.

Michael K বলেছেন...

Ted Bundy liked dopplegangers, too.

One theory is that they all looked like his mother.

Laslo Spatula বলেছেন...

buwaya said...
"Smiling a lot may also be genetic."

Maybe because they are genetically driven to having sex a lot, hence the smiling.

If women want to look their best in a photograph they should have it taken within twenty minutes of them having good sex. Relaxed, fulfilled, glowing.

Unless their face was excessively pushed into the pillow.

Especially corduroy pillows.

Or the Orange Ball Gag left strap marks on their cheeks.

I am Laslo.

buwaya বলেছেন...

To each his own Laslo. You can't see the smile if you do it that way. A bit of a downer really.

Laslo Spatula বলেছেন...

"You can't see the smile if you do it that way. A bit of a downer really."

But if they can see YOU then they can describe you to the Police.

You have to be thinking ahead.

I am Laslo.

Earnest Prole বলেছেন...

Here, let me help.

Lately women are accepting their natural, unplucked eyebrows the same way they are accepting their natural, non-anorexic body shapes. “Game of Thrones” hastened this welcome cultural development, as Masie Williams, Lena Headey, and (most gloriously) Emilia Clark will demonstrate.

And now that you know that, you may google images for “on fleek” . . .

Kirk Parker বলেছেন...

Jeez, Laslo:

As someone living in the home territory of Ted Bundy and the Green River killer... I can't laugh.

bagoh20,

No, these are not the generic human female time in sub-saharan Africa.