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A man brought what he thought was a breast implant into a police station. He'd found it in the water...

... and thought it might be evidence that a woman's body was somewhere in there — maybe a murder victim.



She's smiling because it's a jellyfish!

২৫টি মন্তব্য:

Rob বলেছেন...

See something, say something.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

So it was saline and not silicone.

We note that the Breast Blog is back again. Thanks for doing your part in Making America Great Again.

Oso Negro বলেছেন...

Apparently he lacked sufficient expertise with either ocean fauna, or women's sexual enhancement. To say nothing of his knowledge of the little man in the boat.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

Jelly fish enhancement. It must be Global Warming again.

Laslo Spatula বলেছেন...

He also found what turned out to just be a clam.

I am Laslo.

Peachy বলেছেন...

If they find the other one, some lucky woman gets a two-fer.

rhhardin বলেছেন...

Glow in the dark breasts.

JML বলেছেন...

The poor guy probably feels like a boob now.

rehajm বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Wince বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
rehajm বলেছেন...

We can all have a laugh but give the guy credit for acting with the breast of intentions.

Wince বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Wince বলেছেন...

I'm surprised the Flintstones never used jelly fish as breast implants.

Wilma and Betty could've used help in that department

Even Ann Margrock.

David বলেছেন...

"She's smiling because it's a jellyfish!"

And because it's obvious, even with her dowdy uniform, that she has no need whatsoever for implants.

Fritz বলেছেন...

I trip over them all the time, but I never thought of them quite like that. Thanks.

JAORE বলেছেন...

Mark this exhibit Double D.

Peachy বলেছেন...

She's got electric boobs,
a mohair suit...
You know I read it in a magazine.

lemondog বলেছেন...

Could be some creative/quack doctor used it as a cheap implant.....

YoungHegelian বলেছেন...

@lemondog,

Could be some creative/quack doctor used it as a cheap implant...

Don't give anyone any ideas! Silicone butt implants have been done with silicone caulk, just like the stuff you seal around your bathtub. Now, thanks to you, we're going to have quack doctors offering clueless chicks the options of "saline, silicone, or jellyfish".

JAORE বলেছেন...

Must be jellyfish 'cause jam don't shake like that.

John henry বলেছেন...

I think the story is bogus.

A jellyfish implant would be painful as Hell, wouldn't it?

John Henry

Jake বলেছেন...

I assume the man that turned that in actually killed a woman with breast implants and sunk her. He wants the police to find her body because he feels guilty.

The Tell-tale tit?

Quaestor বলেছেন...

Ya'll missed a fine pun in the tweet!

unique bust!

Earnest Prole বলেছেন...

I was wondering just the other day: Whatever happened to Jessica Valenti?

Largo বলেছেন...

Fake boos.
Fake fake boobs.
Nice. :)

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