৩১ ডিসেম্বর, ২০১৪

"Today I Learned Something about My Boyfriend That No Girl Should Ever Have to Discover."

"Mark was the stuff of dreams. Kind, caring, attentive. Enough to make all of my friends jealous. But today something horrible happened…"

(Via Metafilter.)

৫৯টি মন্তব্য:

walter বলেছেন...

There's the problem: unrealistic expectations. All men are dogs. Accept him for who he is...and don't grill him.

AustinRoth বলেছেন...

What passes for feminist humor in NY these days...

Hagar বলেছেন...

Things look a little bleak and cold in Madison, WI this morning?

Kyzer SoSay বলেছেন...

I hope every writer on that website drops dead. Today. They're horrible.

Wilbur বলেছেন...

This reminds of that insurance commercial where the girl, excuse me, woman whines for too long about her car, "Brad".

Beldar বলেছেন...

"Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails."

Or roughly that illuminating and funny.

Drago বলেছেন...

What's most amusing is that in just a few months Garry Trudeau will produce a comic strip lamenting the ongoing scourge of hot dog/sweater republican college students who are sexually assaulting liberal women on college campuses across the country.

When confronted with the lunacy of such thought, Trudeau will fall back on the "It's the larger narrative that's important!" defense.

Bob Boyd বলেছেন...

What's really changed? She was happy with him before, right? If its all good when the sweater comes off, who cares what her friends think?

Brando বলেছেন...

Just like women--always trying to make men into something they're not!

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Who knew Andrew Costa was a Trans-womyn?

NotWhoIUsedtoBe বলেছেন...

She only sees him as a piece of meat. Two pieces.

Rob বলেছেন...

Two hot dogs was keeping her satisfied? What was she doing with the second one?

Michael K বলেছেন...

One of those hot dogs got real big if you massaged it. Sort of like the briefcase made of foreskins that became a suitcase when you rubbed it.

rspung বলেছেন...

Not feeling it.

TCR James বলেছেন...

Is it possible that Lena Dunham was actually writing about an Oscar Meyer Wiener that jilted her?

Jonathan Card বলেছেন...

I ... didn't get it.

HoodlumDoodlum বলেছেন...

I understand your Earthling humor-jokes and am one of the gang; fear me not.

Also clickbait headline is clickbait-y.

virgil xenophon বলেছেন...

The big tip-off would be if he had picked her up for a date driving the Oscar Meyer Wiener Car..

MikeR বলেছেন...

Where's Laslo when we need him?
Probably writing that article.

Skeptical Voter বলেছেন...

Well sometimes the hot dog slips out. See Anthony Wiener.

My name goes here. বলেছেন...

"Is it possible that Lena Dunham was actually writing about an Oscar Meyer Wiener that jilted her?"

Oh, c'mon! I've seen Lena Durham. I don't think she would turn down a hot dog.

JAORE বলেছেন...

Blogger TCR James said...

Is it possible that Lena Dunham was actually writing about an Oscar Meyer Wiener that jilted her?

It was really a vegan named Sky Dancer. But she hates meat eaters so she changed a few details.

Known Unknown বলেছেন...

Hell, we've written funnier stuff on our fake news blog for years, but never got a link from the fair Professor.

Gahrie বলেছেন...

Girls in my day dated cucumbers.....

Fritz বলেছেন...

"MikeR said...
Where's Laslo when we need him?
Probably writing that article."

He's not that bad.

Fred Drinkwater বলেছেন...

Leaden. Flat.
To quote Calvin: "Be funnier!"

Paco Wové বলেছেন...

"an attempt at humor by someone who has seen a lot of it but doesn't understand it"

OMG! Finally a Metafilter commenter I agree with!

Henry বলেছেন...

The original joke is a New Yorker cartoon:

Now that we've fallen in love I have a confession...

mikee বলেছেন...

The author just needs to meet a real man, like Vercingetorix the Fire Chief from Richard Brautigan's Trout Fishing in America.

Oh, wait, that was an absurdist novel from 40+ years ago.

Better dance with the hot dogs what brung ya, hon.

Jaq বলেছেন...

Against my better judgement, I clicked on it. Now I know why I call it my better judgement.

chillblaine বলেছেন...

"I’d heard of this happening to other girls..."

This post was written by a fella named Andrew Costa. He doesn't feel a 'responsibility to produce a punch line,' apparently, just puzzlement. I think I found Garry Trudeau's ghost writer.

Eric বলেছেন...

I'm holding a grudge against you Althouse for tricking me into clicking on that.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

"Two hotdogs in a sweater" has forever ruined for me the term "sweaterpuppies".

mccullough বলেছেন...

Sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog.

Steve বলেছেন...

I once confessed to a friend, "All men are dogs." She replied, "But not all dogs are bad."

retired বলেছেন...

Mark's the lucky one.

retired বলেছেন...

Mark's the lucky one

Paco Wové বলেছেন...

Not a cure for clickbait, but a sort of palliative:

http://unvis.it

You can visit all those nasty sites without giving them the benefit of your pageviews.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Rip off of the "My GF is prego" meme.

Anthony বলেছেন...

I thought it was funny. . . ..

lemondog বলেছেন...

Jonathan Card said...
I ... didn't get it.


Neither do I. I think they are cute

wildswan বলেছেন...

I thought it was pretty funny - every cliche in the sob story set of cliches wrapped around a failure to notice the obvious. It could happen

JCCamp বলেছেন...

That was a waste of several minutes, compounded by commenting on same here. Was it supposed to be humorous? Ironic, perhaps? Commentary on bland boyfriends or unperceptive girlfriends?
10th grade Intro to creative writing B+

I did enjoy many of the comments, including one mentioning the Oscar Weiner Weinermobile. Tricky stuff, that, finding a way to cite the Weinermobile in an intelligent fashion.

MathMom বলেছেন...

Wow. That was a real side-splitter. Really.

Big Mike বলেছেন...

Yeah, everybody knows you don't want hot dogs. Every woman wants a knockwurst.

Bob Ellison বলেছেন...

I L'DMAO. That punchline hit me like an RPG.

Dr.D বলেছেন...

That was the dumbest thing I have read in all 2014! What a fitting climax for the year.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

I surely hope that is the last nonsensical thing I read in 2014.

Trashhauler বলেছেন...

Perhaps it is true: women have no concept of comedy.

Herp McDerp বলেছেন...

Animaniacs did it better a couple of decades ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH9lk22EBtE

sdharms বলেছেন...

Why would you link to this drivel? Have you no standards?

Unknown বলেছেন...

https://medium.com/@songlight2/you-may-end-up-married-to-a-package-of-hot-dogs-c17984023200

Bryan C বলেছেন...

I thought it was funny. The checkbox thingy should include "I'm not a hotdog."

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

Just because other people are talking about it, via metafilter, is not a good reason to talk about it.

dreams বলেছেন...

And those years she still thought he had potential.

Freeman Hunt বলেছেন...

I like it. It's better than any true story that would fall under that headline and no more of a time waster.

Unknown বলেছেন...

wait...what? Nevermind

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Huh?? He's a hotdog? Obviously, I'm not understanding this. What am missing?

Unknown বলেছেন...

I think what this article meant about "Old hotdogs" are people who's not who you think they are He appears as a handsome man but turned out to be a man with a stinky attitude.. Maybe in the text messages he won't reply or just ignore her... Or in that besketball team he just sit around the corner and do nothing but wins with the team... I dunno.. Just how I understood it.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯