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The Russians send 5 geckos into space for a sex experiment.

They all die.

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Original Mike বলেছেন...

Sex in space is fatal? That's really going to put a damper on Moon/Mars colonization plans.

Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

We're all gonna die of something. Space sex sounds like a pretty damn good way to go.

Rob বলেছেন...

In space no one could hear them scream.

RonF বলেছেন...

Rumor has it that astronauts have found that sex in space requires the participation of a 3rd party to provide the occasional shove as one floats around. Apparently this same behavior has been seen in dolphins - although they don't have arms to grab with ....

tim maguire বলেছেন...

Did they die with smiles on their faces?

gerry বলেছেন...

tags: lizards, Russia

I almost could not go on.

ErnieG বলেছেন...

Did they take the extra fifteen minutes to get good insurance?

Revenant বলেছেন...

The space sex geckos are dead?

Noooooo!

Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

ErnieG said...

Did they take the extra fifteen minutes to get good insurance?

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

exhelodrvr1 বলেছেন...

No, sex with geckos in space is fatal.

Tibore বলেছেন...

"Experts say the geckos may have frozen to death after the heating system broke down, Russian news agencies report."

Boo, Russian space agency! BOOOOO!! If it's not death by Snu Snu, it's not a good death!!

Wince বলেছেন...
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Wince বলেছেন...

In the relationship between the United States and Russia, "I think what we've got on our hands is a dead gecko."

exhelodrvr1 বলেছেন...

Just push the reset button. Everything will be fine.

Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

Sadly, the state of the world is the Russian bear is encountering the Obama gecko.

Greg Hlatky বলেছেন...

It's the fault of Ukrainian bandits. Time for another invasion!

Shawn Levasseur বলেছেন...

Did they forget the duct tape?

Original Mike বলেছেন...

""Experts say the geckos may have frozen to death after the heating system broke down,"

That's reassuring.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

That will teach them to buy the cut rate GEICO Insurance that doesn't cover outer space risks.

Unknown বলেছেন...

The first dog in space, Laika, was Russian and also died. They lied about it for fifty years.

Steve বলেছেন...

Barbarella survived sex in space. Maybe we should send Jane Fonda for the next Russian experiment.

The Godfather বলেছেন...

@Steve ("Maybe we should send Jane Fonda for the next Russian experiment.")

YES!

Carnifex বলেছেন...

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Geico hardest hit...

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