৯ সেপ্টেম্বর, ২০১৪

Caption contest!

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৮১টি মন্তব্য:

Fernandinande বলেছেন...

"The rumor that the President would veto the bill is reported to have come from a high White Horse souse"

TosaGuy বলেছেন...

I haven't read David Brooks since he was enthralled about Obama's perfectly creased pants. Has Brook's opinion changed upon seeing Obama's very wrinkled suit?

Original Mike বলেছেন...

"Mommy voted for this guy???

PackerBronco বলেছেন...

Behold the future of America under your leadership.

Beta Rube বলেছেন...

"He said I, Me, Mine like 800 times. He's killing me."

Will বলেছেন...

Tommy Vietor, get off that couch immediately!! Dude!!

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

I'm wondering: What's kept in those very nice chests of drawers?

Not a fan of the two paintings. Not enough color variability. I like the woman's summer dress though.

Cheryl বলেছেন...

I wonder if it smells like stale cigarettes.

What a pussified color scheme. Rust and tan.

Shanna বলেছেন...

Is it me, or are those drapes really ugly?

The whole room looks drab and sad.

Shanna বলেছেন...

Except the wallpaper. I like the stripes.

DanTheMan বলেছেন...

Caption:
"Gerald Ford III visits White House"

SteveR বলেছেন...

"Not another speech"

Barry Dauphin বলেছেন...

The president attempts to reassure parents after hooking his drive.

Think বলেছেন...

Today: "What boy on the couch? There is no boy on the couch."

Next month: "Look, the first time I heard about the boy on the couch was when I read it in the papers, just like the rest of you."

PB বলেছেন...

I've often wanted to do a face-plant after listening to this guy.

Freeman Hunt বলেছেন...

"I'm wondering: What's kept in those very nice chests of drawers?"

Under the socks and underwear are the Playboys and the boy band fan fiction.

Scott M বলেছেন...

Having just been informed that he was being preemptively drafted for more war in the Middle East, young Jeffery collapsed in a fit of apathy.

PB বলেছেন...

Mommy, Mommy! Please make him stop!

Freeman Hunt বলেছেন...

In an effort to appear more domestic, Michelle took up knitting, but the crafter demographic appeared unswayed by her photo realistic little boy afghan.

David বলেছেন...

"Smells Like Sulphur."

DanTheMan বলেছেন...

"The boy on the couch was left here by the previous administration."

66 বলেছেন...

"President Explains He Would Have Been Greatest Ever But For Republican Obstructionism While Young Boy Attempts to Suffoccate Self"

66 বলেছেন...

Suffocate

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

Why would the White House release this photo?

The president's back? The face plant? And who are those people?

mccullough বলেছেন...

Young Boy Performs Gerald Ford Impersonation in Oval Office

Rusty বলেছেন...

"Thanks for bringing him over. While he's much too young to be director of the Fed, I think he's just right for Secratary of State."

FleetUSA বলেছেন...

The backside of BH0. What we all want to see.

Irene বলেছেন...

"Young boy responds to 'stand down' order."

FullMoon বলেছেন...

President knocks out little boy, MSM ignores

Original Mike বলেছেন...

@Irene: I like it.

66 বলেছেন...

" And let me be perfectly clear, once the Republicans stop interfering, I will likewise throw ISIS onto the crushed velour couch of history."

নামহীন বলেছেন...

"I didn't know he was face down when I sat on him."

Mark Jones বলেছেন...

"Look, I admit that this robot kid is pretty convincing. But he doesn't look anywhere near old enough to plausibly be of voting age. That's what you promised. I think I'm gonna go with the general amnesty plan."

Irene বলেছেন...

@Original Mike, Thanks!

66 বলেছেন...

"Little bastard touches my golf clubs again and there will be more of the same."

Quaestor বলেছেন...

Six years old, white, male, blond... what's there left to live for?

নামহীন বলেছেন...

we call him "mini biden"

66 বলেছেন...

"And that, my friends, is how I took down Osama."

exhelodrvr1 বলেছেন...

No caption, but I'm sure that TMZ has the video.

Will Cate বলেছেন...

"Can we goooo now Mommy? This guy's boring."

madAsHell বলেছেন...

"....and Mommy said that this guys shit doesn't stink!!"

66 বলেছেন...

"Hey look, Tommy has perfected leading from behind."

Rumpletweezer বলেছেন...

I asked him what he's doing here, but it turns out he doesn't speak English.

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

The president's back? The face plant? And who are those people?

Per the caption (click through), former Secret Serviceman and family.

David বলেছেন...

"Play That Funky Music, White Boy!"

eddie willers বলেছেন...

If that were Bill Clinton in the picture, I'd have a hundred lines.

With Obama....I got nothing.

David বলেছেন...

St. George said...
Why would the White House release this photo?


I scrolled through the entire photo stream and had that question over and over.

jacksonjay বলেছেন...

What's with the gray suit, Swaggy?

Jim বলেছেন...

Youth passes out after eating a regulation "Let's Move" lunch.

Jim বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Marcus Carman বলেছেন...

"We're going to be friggin late for our tee time...."

Unknown বলেছেন...

One is a little man in a world too big for him falling on his face. The other is a kid on a couch.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

'Timmy, when I was young and my Mom called me 'Buster,' perhaps I was already thinking how great I would one day become.

You see, I have to make sure activist ideology and racially divisive politics can then be attached to a definition of the 'Middle-Class' and Left-liberal politics. I owe those NPR ladies a lot. We've spent a whole lot of money and made a lot of promises, Timmy.

You see, all this is then spoon-fed to the American public through careful image management, political rhetoric and frankly, a lot of bullshit, Timmy.'

'Go away, Mister'

'You're now part of the Dream machine, Timmy, like you Mom and Dad here.'

'Thank you'

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

The two paintings at left?

When I noticed them, I thought, "How sad. How lonely." No majesty. No people.

Both by Hopper and added during Obama's term.

From The White House Blog: "Emblematic examples of his work, the two paintings lent by the Whitney Museum capture the strong sense of atmosphere and light as well as the empty stillness that characterize much of Hopper’s imagery."

The empty stillness.

(In fairness to Obama, other paintings in the Oval Office include portraits of Washington and Lincoln, a Childe Hassam watercolor, a Rockwell rendering of the Statue of Liberty, and a depiction of the Grand Tetons.) Interestingly, the Rockwell painting shows the Statue from the rear. Rather lonely. Aloof.

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

Oh, and yes, if you click on the link to the White House Blog, there's a photo of Obama taken from the rear admiring the paintings.

Mountain Maven বলেছেন...

"Thank God I won't have to hear about !@# POTUS and how much my dad hates him any more!"

Darrell বলেছেন...

Boy passes out when he learns his share of the debt.

Quaestor বলেছেন...

lbs 1898 wrote: One is a little man in a world too big for him falling on his face. The other is a kid on a couch.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner.

lemondog বলেছেন...

peeeUUUU!!!!!!!

MzWIsh বলেছেন...

Response to: "He could be my son!"

John Scott বলেছেন...

We love you Mr. President but look what Michelle's lunch progam is doing to our son.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Duck, Duck, Goose-down throw pillow

jimbino বলেছেন...

a. I've been thinking, and I finally came up with an alternative to patriation of all those Latino kids.

b. I guess I'd have to blame Michelle's school lunch.

c. I dunno. Last I saw, he was trying to figure out hopey-changey.

MathMom বলেছেন...

Youth passes out after eating a regulation "Let's Move" lunch.

5 stars.

Bill বলেছেন...

Don't worry about Chuck Todd. I'll come back after the commercial break.

alan markus বলেছেন...

Future Daily Kos commenter, AKA "Obama Throne Sniffer"

richard mcenroe বলেছেন...

"Small child realizes only way to avoid one more second of Obama is to suffocate himself with couch pillow..."

uffda বলেছেন...

Timmy, having forgotten his hanky, made do.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

"The only way we can lose this coming election is if we're caught with either this dead boy or a live girl."

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Disposable taste tester now available in travel size. Visit your local Planned Parenthood while supplies last.

chillblaine বলেছেন...

Obama reportedly told the youngster what his share of the national debt is. He got a smile from the parents when he remarked, "That doesn't mean we intend to ever pay it down!"

tim in vermont বলেছেন...

"Jeesums he won't shut up."

PackerBronco বলেছেন...

Little kid: jeez don't you people realize he's not wearing any clothes!

Opinh Bombay বলেছেন...

Timmy, as of 0900 this morning, your share of the national debt is $540,056.23...and rising...Timmy? Timmy?

Unknown বলেছেন...

"Mommy, you were right! If I close my eyes and breathe, I can still smell the Gipper."

Known Unknown বলেছেন...

Febreze!

Tom বলেছেন...

Look, two adults in the Oval Office!

Freeman Hunt বলেছেন...

Full video to come, later on TMZ.

Mark বলেছেন...

Regarding the paintings.

Hopper was undoubtedly a fine artist, but his paintings are among the most depressing works I've ever seen. I call them "landscapes for slit wrists."

Does Obama actually spend any time working in that room?

নামহীন বলেছেন...

"And now, Mr. President, our son will enact how your presidency will be perceived by history."

Unknown বলেছেন...

"...and the best part is, our KIDS will have to pay for it!"