Althouse: "Queen furious about police stealing bowls of nuts and nibbles left out for her in apartments in the BP/Queen's corridor."

१२ डिसेंबर, २०१३

"Queen furious about police stealing bowls of nuts and nibbles left out for her in apartments in the BP/Queen's corridor."

"She has a very savoury tooth and staff leave out cashews, Bombay Mix, almonds etc. Prob is that police on patrol eat the lot."

११ टिप्पण्या:

Gahrie म्हणाले...: The same thing happens in the staff lounge where I work....; १२/१२/१३, १:५७ PM
Irene म्हणाले...: Monarchs used to be happy when other people tasted their food.; १२/१२/१३, २:०२ PM
Sorun म्हणाले...: The Queen needs a footmen to carry her nuts and nibbles, like they used to do back in the day.; १२/१२/१३, २:०६ PM
Belial म्हणाले...: Her forebears might have dusted the nuts and sweetmeats with arsenic, after having built up a tolerance themselves, to flush out the traitorous nibblers.

Today, all the poor woman can do is pad down the corridor to her sitting-rooms muttering "Off with their heads" under her breath.

She's only a bird in a gilded cage.; १२/१२/१३, २:१७ PM
lemondog म्हणाले...: Today, all the poor woman can do is pad down the corridor to her sitting-rooms muttering "Off with their heads" under her breath.

Or "Off with their nuts."

Anybody check corgi breath for nuts?; १२/१२/१३, २:२७ PM
David म्हणाले...: Chocolate coated Ex-Lax. With raisins.

That should fix the problem.; १२/१२/१३, २:२९ PM
lemondog म्हणाले...: Corgi breath; १२/१२/१३, २:३३ PM
CWJ म्हणाले...: Perhaps distraction is in order. Put a plate of donuts beside each bowl of nuts.; १२/१२/१३, ३:२७ PM
ALP म्हणाले...: "Did those coppers eat my nibbles again? Those wankers!"; १२/१२/१३, ४:०३ PM
Tom म्हणाले...: Isn't hunting in the King or Queen's wood punishable by death? Or at least a trip to the Tower of London for a stretch?; १२/१२/१३, ४:२१ PM
अनामित म्हणाले...: She needs to hide them under the bed or in her file drawer like normal people. ;); १३/१२/१३, २:०४ AM