How to be a great houseguest.

10 rules.

Did you know all 10 of those rules?
	Yes, basically, but I don't follow them all and think that's okay.
	Yes, and I follow them and wish everyone else would too.
	Yes, but they are old-fashioned and unnecessary for cool people like me.
	No, but I understand common courtesy and realized I've followed most of them.
	No, and I intend to use this list to become a more perfect houseguest.
	No, and I don't care about this sort of thing and don't intend to learn anything here.
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ADDED: From Cracked's "7 Hilarious Monsters That Are Widely Feared in Japan," Nurarihyon:

I've often heard that the Japanese are a people who have a great regard for custom and formality, for the appearance of propriety at all costs. Doing things the proper way is important, and not being regarded as rude or obtrusive is something of value. And if that's true at all, then it kind of makes sense that they'd have a monster that is basically nothing more than a preternaturally shitty house guest.